After careful deliberation and broken laptops, Camp Month makes its return.

Disclaimer: Nothing has changed in this department since I last updated.

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Camp Month

Chapter Five

To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: Operation: Home sweet home.

Attachment: Operation: Photos

Hello, agent ramen (…that sounds like a superhero name…IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, WOULD YOU BE AGENT RAMEN? OMG OMG!!!). Agent Cherry, Agent Shukaku, Agent Lavender, and I are finally returning home.

Attached to this 'electronic mail' are photos.

Use them wisely, Agent Ramen.

(p.s….stalker-girl has been removed. Permanently. Agent Cherry and myself watched her get run over by a bus. Too bad we weren't closer…)

-Agent Random Ferrets

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To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

Subject: Classified

…Bored w/out you guys here.

Sia told me you were coming home…

HURRY UP, DARNIT!

-Naruto

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To: Black'N'BlueSasuke

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: …

Brother, be prepared to welcome thy girlfriend into thy arms.

We are homeward bound-eth.

…

PENGUINS (eth!)!

-Sia

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To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: Black'N'BlueSasuke

Subject: N/A

…I don't know how you remain friends with my sister.

I swear I'm going to strangle her one day.

-Sasuke

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To: Black'N'BlueSasuke

From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: RE

You're really bad with this e-mailing thing, Sasuke.

Especially to me!

(sob)

…What did Sia do now?

…Wait, never mind, I know.

Love,

Sakura

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: …

Sia, seriously, you are really annoying to some people sometimes (coughcoughSasukecoughcough). Maybe you should think about toning it down a little.

-Sakura

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To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

…Sakura…do you think I don't know my ways around blocking?

…You don't, RIGHT?

…RIGHT??????

-Sia

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

Subject: RE: Operation: Home sweet home.

…I think, Sia, you're even weirder then I am.

And that's a hard task.

(…it really is!)

But, no worries, go ahead and call me Agent Ramen.

I don't mind.

(…have you been taking What Kind of Superhero are You? quizzes again?)

Peace out, Agent Random Ferrets-

Agent Ramen

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: RE: RE:

Oh, I'm sure you do, Sia. There's no doubt about that.

Thanks for dropping me off at me house (again). I'm going to go upstairs, collapse on my bed, and watch a movie.

Hmmm, I still have your copy of Titannic…

-Sakura

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To: Cherry-Bubbegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: DON'T YOU DARE LOSE THE TITANNIC!

I will skin you ALIVE…

DON'T TOUCH ITTTTTT!

Hmm…a movie sounds good right about now…

Walking through the house…past Sasuke… (he's probably about ready to call you…)…up the stairs…into bedroom….

Yay. Soft bed.

No stalker.

Happy, happy, happy Agent Random Ferrets!

Peace,

Sia

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: iS33r3d

Subject: N/A.

…Dinner.

Tomorrow.

Don't be late.

-Gaara

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To: iS33r3d

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: …

Can't you be normal and just call me? Please?

Gosh, you're worst then Sasuke-sometimes-and that's saying a lot.

…

I'll be there.

(…what time? Am I just supposed to magically know?)

-Sia

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: Cherry- Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: I won't.

…Sia, do I even want to know what's up with the 'Agent Random Ferrets' thing?

…I'm pretty sure I DON'T…

-Sakura

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To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

Subject: Top secret.

…Sakura-chan, Sasuke won't stop calling me.

He wants to know if you've e-mailed me, because he hasn't gotten any 'I'm home' e-mails from you.

Please e-mail him back and get him OFF MY PHONE so I can talk to HINA-CHAN!

-Naruto

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To: Black'N'BlueSasuke

From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: …

I'm home, Sasuke.

So stop freaking out.

Poor Naruto just wants to talk to his girlfriend.

Love, Sakura

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To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: Black'N'BlueSasuke

Subject: …Hnn…

I'm not doing anything.

Stop accusing me.

…

…I'll call you later.

-Sasuke

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To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: Operation: RANDOM FERRETS SLEEPS!

Gah. Soooooo tired!

OMG OMG OMG! You really think I'm werider then you! Fantastico!

(…SHUT UP! SHUT UP NOW NOW! I CAN'T HELP IT THAT ALL THERE WAS TO WATCH AT THE SPA WAS STUPID, LAME SPANSIH SOAP OPERAS1!)

o.O Really? I can call you Agent Ramen and you won't complain? FANTASTICO!

…Do you have a PROBLEM with me taking What kind of Superhero Would You Be? quizzes? YOU BETTER NOT, A.R (agent ramen)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…Anyways. Enough about that.

Some people just don't appreciate my randomness-Sakura asked if she even wanted to know 'what was up' with the 'Agent random ferrets THING'! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

…So bored…O.o I'M GONNA GO WRITE SIA-GRAMS! LATERS, GATORS!

-Sia

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To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

Subject: Stop repeating yourself.

…OK. I def. am going to leave off the 'fantastico' thing (Spanish soap operas? REALLY?).

Yes. You can call me Agent Ramen and I won't complain.

Sia, some people just don't understand the art/essence of being random! It's not their fault, and you shouldn't try to get them to understand.

If they don't, it's, well, their loss.

Too bad, so sad for them.

Operation: Hinata Hyuuga and Naruto Uzumaki, btw, is running smoothly.

Just thought you'd like to know.

…Really? You're starting Sia-grams this early? You usually wait until right before school starts…

-Agent Ramen

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To: iS33r3d

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: SIA-GRAM! (personalized Sia-Gram #25)

PPPPPAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDAAAAA! I MISS YOU! EVEN THOUGH I JUST SAW YOU LIKE HALF-AN-HOUR-AGO!

-sniff- I feel so alone…Sasuke was being HELLZA MEANeth TO ME!

…OK…well…

That's all, really.

I was just e-mailing (eth) you to complain…(eth).

Peace IN,

Sia Random Ferrets Uchiha

p.s. YOU JUST GOT SIA-GRAMmed! (Sia-Gram-Ism #0: Love is nothing without a little FUDGE!-and-take.)

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To: Black'N'BlueSasuke, TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja, Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing, lil-miss-shy-lavender-hyuuga, Mr. Red Eyes

From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich

Subject: SIA-GRAM2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yes, it is that time again, when I send you all a long (…ok, not THAT long…I do have a life, contrary to popular belief!!!!!), random e-mail about how much I :heart: each and every one of ya!...for the most part (cough. Sasuke. cough. Itachi. cough).

This Sia-Gram's Theme: FUDGE!

~INSIDE THIS E-MAIL IS A SIA-GRAM! FEEL SPECIAL! IT'S EVEN PERSONALIZED…ISH!~

Sia-Gram-Ism #1: Live long and prosperous FUDGE!

Sia-Gram-Ism #2: On the road to no FUDGE!

Sia-Gram-Ism #3: Each flower's petal is as delicate as the FUDGE! before it.

Sia-Gram-Ism #4: Friendship is a beautiful thing. It's like FUDGE! before the night.

Sia-Gram-Ism #5: Life is a painting, and people are just each tiny drop of FUDGE! on the canvas.

YEAH, THAT'S THIS TIME'S SIA-GRAM. I KNOW IT CAME EARLY…WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS BORED…

Signing off until next Gram-time!,

Sydney Sia Brit Uchiha, Agent Random Ferrets the Third

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To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

Subject: Lyfe.

…SO….interesting Sia-gram this time around…

I see you got "On the road to no fudge" this time.

Guess she's going to give you something other than fudge come next-day-she-sees you.

Gah ~ bored. Sasuke's taking for-fricking-ever to call me… *sigh*

…I have nothing else to say to you at this point in time.

-Sakura

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TO: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing

From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja

Subject: RE: Lyfe.

…Mmmm-hmmm, Sakura-chan.

I see that YOU got "delicate as the fudge before it", so, ha.

And, no, I didn't get "on the road to no fudge".

I got "on the road to no FUDGE!".

P-sshot! Point for mwa!

…Sia has some weird thing with Spanish Soaps going on right now. Can you figure it out for me?

With Peace-N-Fudge,

Agent Naru Ramen

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1. I don't have anything against Spanish Soap Operas. Sia does, however.

2. Sia-gram? Must I really explain this? Oh, fine...You know Candy-grams? Yeah, well, this is a Sia-gram.

Thank you kerapal bubbles, waveblader213, XxkIrOxX, Animecherryblossem33, XxHyper ChildxX, alayneni, BloodRoseintheTwilight, xXxSakura-SanxXx, Lost-and-not-found, Shikaaras girl, and utterlyconfused18 for reviewing. You guys reviewing makes writing worth while.

If you want an explanation for the FUDGE!...i'm hungry. I want fudge.

There you go, there's your explanation.

I know this chapter was short (er)-it was supposed to be.

One more bonus chapter then this fic shall be wrapped up forever eth.

On a side note~, Sia got accepted into the Penguin cult.

Be proud of her. I demand it. ;)

Sia and my creative juices demand reviews, ASAP, and I'd like at least ten before I even put fingers to keyboard.

Loveth,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion

(You just got Sia-GRAMmed!)