She asked, He said no

"Do you love me?" she asked.

"No." he answered. "I adore you."

"Do you want me?" she asked.

"No." he answered. "I need you."

"Do I ever cross your mind?" she asked.

"No." he answered. "Your always on my mind."

"Would you cry if I left?" she asked.

"No." he answered. "I would die if you left."

"Will you but me a pony?" she asked.

He turned to look at her. "No."

"No, what?'

"No, I will not buy you a pony, I'll be you 2.'

"YAY!"