Uke no jutsu Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

xxunrealisticxxdreamerxx: Nya Nya! This is my first Naruto yaoi fic!!

Neko: Why do you think the readers care about that? We just want to read the story!

xxuxxdxx: 0.o who are you??

Neko: I'm you, idiot

xxuxxdxx: NO WAY!! I HAVE A MALE ALTER EGO!!

Neko: Jeez...you have to shut up...

xxuxxdxx: ...!

(Looks at Neko suspiciously)

Neko: What?

xxuxxdxx: nvm, I'll ask you later! Naru-hime! The disclaimer please!

Naruto: Sensei does not own Naruto! If she did, there would be a lot of yaoi.

WARNING: THIS IS IN NARUTO'S POV

Uke no jutsu

Chapter One

You have no idea how long I have been waiting to perfect this jutsu. I've been training nonstop for over 5 months. And waiting. Waiting for my chance to strike at that arrogant teme, Sasuke Uchiha. Now, I finally have my chance today. I quickly gulped down my breakfast and pulled on my headband. "Hell yeah," I grinned broadly "I'm going to do it today!"

As I ran to the training grounds where I was supposed to meet Sakura, the teme and Kakashi-sensei, I felt my heart beating fast in anticipation of what was coming next. I skidded to a halt in front of Sasuke and Sakura, looking all too much like the cat that ate the canary. "Ohayo, Sakura-chan, teme!" I greeted. Sakura just rolled her eyes, while Sasuke grunted hello, catching my eye and smiling softly.

I sat down next to Sasuke and smirked, discreetly reaching for his hand. The pink jerk leaned over and hit me on the head "Ow!" I exclaimed, clutching my head "What was that for?!" She scowled, "You better not be plotting anything, idiot! It's probably your fault that we're not going on a mission today!" I sucked in my breath for the unfairness of it all. Even though she didn't know about Kyuubi, Sakura still treated me like dirt. How did I ever like her in the academy days? Man, I had really bad taste when I was younger.

Sasuke glared at her. "Touch Naruto one more time and I'll kick your ass, loser." I sneaked a look at Sasuke, smiling gratefully. My taste is much, much better now.

After what seemed like hours, Kakashi-sensei finally arrived. "YOU'RE LATE!!" Sakura and I both jumped to our feet, yelling at the same time. Inside, though, I'm secretly happy. I had a chance to think over my plan.

"Sensei," I started "Can we spar today? I have a new jutsu I'd like to use on Sasuke-kun." All three of them turned around and stared at me. What? Can't a guy call another guy '-kun'? Sasuke blushed (BLUSHED?!) "Umm...did you just call me Sasuke-kun?"

I smiled innocently "Of course I did." I turned to Kakashi "Can we go first?" he nodded. Suddenly it was like my whole demeanour changed. I straightened up and grabbed Sasuke. Leading him to the middle of the field, I pulled him close. "Wha-what?!" He blushed. Smirking, I couldn't help but think that he looked cute when he blushed. Brushing my lips against his ear, I whispered "Uke no jutsu!"

There was a flash of light, and a bang. I found myself on the ground, clutching an unconscious Sasuke a few minutes later. I looked up and saw Sakura and Sensei gaping at us. I smirked, knowing what the problem was. Sasuke was no longer...err...himself. And neither was I. Sasuke was now in my body. And I was in his. "Nhnn..." He opened his eyes."What happened?" I smirked "I turned you into a uke." His eyes widened "Naru? Wh-what?" He looked me over in shock. "Why are you in my body?"

"I'm going to be seme tonight." I told him. Then I captured his lips with my own, pushing him down.

xxuxxdxx: lol, I needs a beta!

Neko: yes you do...your grammar SUCKS!

xxuxxdxx: :p meanie!

Naruto: are you continuing this?

xxuxxdxx: dunno, up to the readers.

Neko: Maybe if you got a beta it would be better.

xxuxxdxx: true to that, homo.

Neko: WTF! How'd you know I was gay?!

xxuxxdxx: you're my alter ego. (shrugs) if I like boys, you have to too.

Neko: ...damn you and your logic...

xxuxxdxx: Please review! And tell me if the storyline is good enough to continue!

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