What Happens When I Get Bored and Toy With Ron Weasley's Life Using MASH yongbing wan yongbing wan 4 196 2001-10-22T22:15:00Z 2001-10-23T01:38:00Z 2 345 1971 Broadcom 16 3 2420 9.2720 4.5 pt 2 2

What Happens When I Get Bored and Toy With Ron Weasley's Life Using MASH

            Again, I was bored, and this was actually quite entertaining.  Either way you do it with MASH on my paper, Ron's life sucks, too.  So it's pretty fair… I think…

Spouse: Leonardo di Caprio Frankenstein A painting of himself A boysenberry Final: Painting of himself	Other spouse: Voldemort A purple brick Mr. Spinach-head Frankenstein's wife Final: Voldemort	"Secret" spouse: Viktor Krum Jingling bones Dried-up glue 'Nsync Final: Viktor Krum
Honeymoon: Up his butt A microwave A puddle of glue Quicksand Final: A microwave	Best friend: A shard of glass A pencil sharpener A scrap of wallpaper A grain of sand Final: A shard of glass	Pet: Rotten egg Rainbow booger Juicy red apple core Encyclopedia Final: Rainbow booger
Number of kids: 3/5 6 1/3 999,999,999,999 –10,000,000.064 Final: 6 1/3	Live in: Vernon's stomach Paper shredder A match Paper cutter Final: Paper shredder	Date of death: 5000 B.C. 6572 2000 9,762,458,018,642 Final: 9,762,458,018,642
Job: Vomit picker-upper Lucius Malfoy's gum Gilderoy Lockhart's fake teeth Teeny bopper Final: Gilderoy Lockhart's fake teeth	Transportation: Dead alligator Bouncing ruler Imaginary car Snot covered unicycle Final: Bouncing ruler	Other pet: Decapitated teddy bear Spanish-speaking chipmunk A part crocodile, part bird, part zebra creature Dead pink and purple chicken Final: Spanish-speaking chipmunk
Hair Color: Hot pink Purple Orange and red Lavender Final: Orange and red	Greatest accomplishment: Spelling his name incorrectly Reading the word "I" Kissing Draco Asking Voldemort to murder him Final: Reading the word "I"	Car: ½ of a limo A lemon on wheels Rolling cabbage Broken Chevy Final: A lemon on wheels
Daily breakfast: Rotten snail carcasses Fur balls with milk Poison dart frog Nails Final: Poison dart frog	Daily lunch: Cockroach guts Glue sticks, lightly salted Salmonella-infested rat Rabid elephant dung Final: Glue sticks, lightly salted	Daily dinner: Used car tires Snot White-out Cat urine Final: White-out
Most pitiful deed: 1. Discovering that he's a guy 2. Discovering that he's stupid 3. Discovering that he *can* breathe 4. Being used as a tissue Final: Discovering that he's a guy	"Flowers" in garden: Fake flowers Ugly flowers Nonexistent flowers Imaginary flowers Final: Imaginary flowers

For those of you who did not want to read that:

            Ron Weasley will end up marrying a painting of himself and Voldemort; however, he will also be secretly married to Viktor Krum.  They will honeymoon in a microwave before settling down in a paper shredder and having 6 1/3 children and a pet rainbow booger, as well as a pet Spanish-speaking chipmunk.  His best friend will be a shard of glass, and he will work as Gilderoy Lockhart's fake teeth.  He will drive to work in a lemon on wheels or on a bouncing ruler, and his hair will be orange and red.  While his greatest accomplishment will be reading the word "I," his most pitiful deed will be discovering that he's a guy.  In addition, he will eat poison dart frogs everyday for breakfast, glue sticks, lightly salted, everyday for lunch, and white-out everyday for dinner.  He will plant imaginary flowers in his garden.  Then, he will die in 9,762,458,018,642.  In conclusion, it's not that great to be Ron Weasley.