Eragon Truth or Dare

Eragon Truth or Dare

A/N: Don't own don't sue Cp owns all the characters

Italics: thoughts

Bold italics: Saphira speaking

"Arya, I'm bored" complained Eragon, sounding like the spoiled three year old he was.Arya sighs and thought to herself why can't he go and get slaughtered by Galbatorix already!? "Arya, I said I'm bored!" repeated Eragon a little more forcefully and got rewarded with a smack to the back of his head from Arya. "What do you want me to do about it!?", growled Arya. Eragon shrugged and looked at her. "How about…Spin the bottle?", suggested Eragon hopefully and immediately was rewarded with a glass vase smashed into the back of his head. "Ow!" yelled Eragon, "that hurt like bloody hell!" Just as Arya was about to murder him Saphira happened to pop her head into the building. "How about a game of Truth or Dare?" Saphira suggested. Eragon and Arya looked at each other, fiendesh plans forming in their minds (In Eragon's case, perverted plans). "Sure!", answered both of them at the same time. Arya and Eragon flipped a coin to see who would go first, and Eragon got picked. "Alright, truth or dare Eragon?" said Arya, a smirk plastered on her desceptively innocent face. "Dare", answered Eragon with a gulp. Arya grinned and said," alright, I dare you too..."

She never got to finish her sentence because at that moment Murtagh and Thorn chose to burst through the door (in Thorn's case, burst through the ceiling). "What are you guys doing?", asked Murtagh boredly. "Oh hey Thorn, screw you Murtagh", said Eragon, completely ignoring his question. Arya gave Eragon a annoyed look and replied, "We're playing Truth or dare, would you like to join us". Thorn started laughing uncontrollably. "Murtagh hasnt played Truth or Dare since the christmas party last year!" he said, still laughing. "That dare was unfair and you know it!", muttered Murtagh. Arya rolled her eyes
and stepped in between both of them. "So are you in or out!?", she yelled. Thorn and Murtagh looked at each other and nodded. "Count us in", they both said at the same time. "
"Good, now where was I, oh yeah Eragon I dare you to...change into a bikini and Waltz with Murtagh. "What!", roared Murtagh,"why are you making me suffer!?". "Yeah!", said Eragon, "dont make poor Murtagh suffer!". Arya just rolled her eyes. "That is the stupidest excuse I've heard you make Eragon, no go change, before I think of something worse!". Eragon paled and ran into the bathroom to change and a few minutes later came out, muttering to himself. "Ok ready", he said, a bright red tinge in his face. Arya just grinned and pushed him towards Murtagh. "Ok, start!", barked Arya

Author's Note: sorry about the short chapter, this was sort of a test run, i'll continue if you want me to