Disclaimer: The song is from Animaniacs, The Etiquette Song.

Author's Note: This came to mind when I was on you-tube. It's a one shot and I wan to know what you all think so don't forget to review.

The Etiquette Song

"This is so boring," Neal whispered to Kel who was across the aisle.

"I know, even an idiot could do this," Merric, who was behind Kel added softly.

Kel chuckled, she was raised by diplomats and had excellent manners. But those of her friends weren't that bad either. Master Oakbridge was droning on about what cutlery to use for eating at a formal party.

"Maybe we could have some fun with this," Neal said, but he'd been a bit loud and Oakbridge had heard him.

"Page Nealan! You're not paying attention, you didn't hear any of that, you're not listening to anything I say!"

"Well sure we are Master, let's review shall we," Neal replied and stood up.

Neal

When you walk into a party it's a formal universe

Oakbridge

Ja!

Neal, Kel and Merric

So you jump on your host

And with a kiss say"Hello, Nurse!"

Oakbridge

No.

Neal

Remember that good diction

Reflects so well on you

Oakbrdige

Ja!

Neal, Kel and Merric

SO practice all your vowel sounds

By saying "AEIOUUUUU"

Oakbridge

No.

Neal

To use the right utensil

Is one of etiquette's demand

Oakbridge

Uuuuggggghhhh!

Neal, Kel and Merric

So we recommend you throw them out

And eat with your hands

Kel: A salad fork

Neal:A dinner fork

Merric: A butter knife

K, N, M: A water glass

Kel: A soup spoon

Neal: A dinner knife

Merric: A fork for eating pickled bass.

Kel, Neal and Merric

An oyster fork

Dessert spoon

A napkin

And a finger bowl

A dinner spoon

A salad knife

A bread plate for your dinner roll

We've heard the rules you need to know

To make that social climb

But we'd rather spend our energy

Having a good time!

All of the pages broke into laughter as Master Oakbridge ran out of the room. Everyone came and clapped the three on their backs. They had been bored to tears but now they'd have something to laugh about for days,maybe even weeks to come.

Author's Note: I hope you liked it! Please review!