AN! This is my first fanfic, though far from my first piece of writing. I hope it's okay! Please R&R!

Road stared at the piece of plastic in her hand. Pink. She had never liked pink.

Her eyes darted from the box in one hand to the plastic object in the other just trying to comprehend what she was seeing. "Shit," she murmured under her breath.

Fifteen year old Road Kamelot was pregnant.

She and Tyki, who everyone assumed was like a brother to her, had been dating for about a year and had successfully hidden it. Until now.

They had taken their relationship to the next 'level' several months ago and had always used protection until a few weeks ago. They were both tipsy and she thought that the chances were next to nothing of her becoming with-child, so she had dismissed it and forgotten. But now it was back with a vengeance and biting her ass.

She stumbled into the restroom and lost her dinner to the toilet. Her mind was racing. What would he say? What would he do? Would he break it off? What would the child look like?

She let a sob rip from her throat and curled up next to the tub. She sat like that for maybe fifteen minutes, gasping between hiccupy-bursts, box, herald object, and some soaps she knocked down from the counter spread around her in an almost ceremonious fashion, before Tyki found her.

He entered the restroom with an air of someone rushing to save a life, a hero, an angel, though he was really just a boxer-clad boy at one on the morning, and he embraced her. She sobbed into his shoulder, if anything harder than before, while he cooed at her.

When she had calmed down he asked her of the cause of her despair so he could justly 'Remove it bit-by-bit, not using the Tease once,' and she promptly began wailing again. She broke the embrace to point at the plastic test on the floor.

He picked it up with careful hands, artists hands, Road said once, and stared. He picked up the box and began glancing from one to the other, much like the girl hanging on his neck had done half-an-hour before. After the shock of the discovery had worn off, he embraced her warmly and, though he wouldn't admit it, maybe let slip a few tears of his own.

The next morning Tyki called for a breakfast meeting including all of the family. They now sat, most either sleeping or half-asleep, waiting for the announcement before they could go back to their warm (cooling down now, they protested) beds and sleep more.

Both halves of Jasdevi were hastily dressed, adorned one in a nightgown and the other in boxers and a shirt, while no one wanted to know why they had to re-clothe in a hurry; Lulu Bell sat daintily in silk pajamas and tried as hard as she could to look fully awake; and the Earl, who WAS truly awake, was in his normal attire.

Tyki stood, grabbed his lovers hand, and made her stand as well.

"Road is having a child."

The entire room became silent. Their breaths seemed to echo and everyone's eyes were focussed on one of the two risen Noahs. Jasdero and Debitto yelled, simultaneously, "WHAT?! HOW?!"

Tyki twitched, Road blushed, and the Earl started laughing. "Well, Twins--" "Hey!" "Through the standard procedure of human procreation, one would assume."

Lulu Bell stood and locked eyes with Tyki, "I assume you take full responsibility?" The one inquired nodded before the inquirer dismissed herself back to her room.

The Earl laughed a bit louder before standing himself, "Well well, this is sure a surprise! I had best be allowed to dress the little one!" He laughed as he exited the dining hall and the room was silent until the eerie cackle faded complete.

Jasdevi were babbling to each other, something about the back seat of a car and a pipecleaner, when Tyki swept Road into his arms and began to make his way out of the room. Jasdevi stopped their argument to ask about their destination, but was only met with a large gin from the both of the lovers.