Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or any of these characters.

Author's Note: Yes I know I should be working on my other story, but I've been in a rhyimg mood lately. And what better way to rhyme than with silly limericks? Please enjoy!

Jack Sparrow lies and steals

And tends to make shady deals.

But admit it or not,

He is quite hot

And makes all the fan girls squeal.

...

The lady Elizabeth Swann

Made the heroes swoon and fawn.

But her kiss of death,

Took away their last breath

And now the rum is gone.

...

As he walked down the stairs with Jack,

All of our jaws went slack.

Together we yell:

"What the hell?!"

Hector Barbossa was back.

...

The man who had all the glory

Was our dear ol' Commodore Norry.

Then Bootstrap Bill

Decided to kill

And end his tragic story.

...

Poor William just couldn't decide

Between his dad and blushing bride.

But during the war,

Davy settled the score

And dear old Will had died.

...

Did anyone else ever think

As the Endeavour started to sink

All that wood a flogging

Should have conked the noggin

Of Beckett the little fink?

Please let me know what you think! More characters soon to come!