Disclaimed.

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"Mothers a fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." - Aristotle

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The room stood eerily quiet as the crowd registered the words that had come from the mystery spectator. Five seconds later, the entirety of the hall burst into a booming fit of laughter, the palace vibrating under the bass of the jovial guffaws.

Needless to say, a certain blind earthbender was being temporarily blinded, figuratively speaking, since she was blind to begin with but she could also see with her feet and yaddayaddayadda.

But that was beside the point.

Sokka jumped out of his hiding place, the miniscule bush, and walked over to Zuko, pointing his seeing glass and laughing and pointing and laughing. All in equal intervals.

"MOMMA'S BOY! YOU'RE A MOMMA'S BOY!"

As Sokka laughed and repeated the hilarious accusation, the cloaked mysterious figure who started this whole laugh-fest snuck up next to Sokka and whispered in his ear.

"AND YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA GAY MOMMA'S BOY WHO'S HAVING TWINS WITH AN EMOTIONALLY BARREN FEMALE!"

Said emotionally barren female righteously whapped Sokka upside the head, and said gay momma's boy righteously kicked him in the gut.

"I am NOT gay! Idiot!"

Poor Zuko though, having never thought things through, forgot to remedy the other problem. His defense in the homosexuality rightly cleared up that misconception real quick, but not including that he was not a momma's boy (which he was) added fuel to the fire and now everyone was certain that he was one (which he was).

Red Shoe Guy, who was for some reason present, stepped from the crowd of nameless party-goers, and pointed in his face. "Straight momma's boy!"

And cue the deafening (and blinding in one certain case) laughter.

Again.

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This needed to be updated. Plus, I was in the mood. Ahahaha, pure crack. Pure. I hope you got some laughs =]

Adios!