"Crossdressing"

By: ThumperMiggles

A/N: No comment.

Except that my bunny is sniffling the keys, lol. Oh yeah! This is more humor, because I'm in a happy mood. x3. Couple cuss words, I believe.

A boy and a (fairly) shorter girl walked down the street in broad daylight. Indeed, they were not suspicious at all. Not in the least.

At least that's what the author would say.

But the author didn't exist in this parallel reality, so all thought of the author was pushed out of the minds of everyone who pretended that the evil all-knowing author didn't exist.

Pure denial.

To the passerby's eyes, there was an extremely ugly -ahem- interesting lanky woman standing next to a man (Impossible, a man so short?).

The "man" (or boy, rather) was wearing an extremely long jacket, and a cap, as well as bangs that covered "his" blind eyes.

The extremely shallow passerby didn't know (Or was to lazy to think or notice) that the "man" was blind.

After all, the lovestruck idiot was too busy looking at the extremely handsome man BEHIND the short, seemingly insignificant being.

The passerby was very dull.

Regardless of the fact that the "man" had breasts, she couldn't even figure that this "man" was really Toph Bei Fong.

Then again, her chest WAS rather flat, but perhaps that was because this passerby was mistaking a twelve-year-old GIRL for a fully-aged man.

This passerby, to put it bluntly, was dumb.

Then again, the passerby was completely offhand to the plot, save the fact that she was for descriptive purposes only.

According to the non-existent author, we were welcome to ignore the now equally inexistent and very idiotic passerby and concentrate in the two main characters.

Who, apparently, were fighting.

"Why did I have to be the girl?"

"Sokka, you wear your hair in a ponytail."

"It's a WOLF TAIL! W-O-L-F."

"Sokka."

There was a short pause from the "woman".

"Fine, but that doesn't make a difference. Why do you get to be the dude? That's not fair!"

The "man" glared at the ponytail-lady.

"Of course it is, Now shut up and be quiet, they're coming! Act natural!"

Zuko and Katara turned over at this extremely odd couple.

"Katara, do those remind you of So-"

Katara cut him off, knowing EXACTLY who those two were, the meddling bastards.

"Hey Zuko, let's go into that cafe where other people won't be watching out date!"

Sokka and Toph almost jumped, knowing who Katara was REALLY directing the comment at.

The "woman" said to the man with the shorter stature,

"Toph, you know we're DEAD when they come home right?"

There was a short pause, and the "man" grumbled, and whispered in reply,

"Dammit."