A/N: Haha, okay, so. I was in my back garden yesterday, attempting to skip over 200 times with a scarf cos i failed at catching twenty falling leaves before they hit the floor. And I thought, Hey, this is pretty obsessive. I think I'll write one of those lists! So I did. And tada!

You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When;

1. You actually consider drowning your best friend to obtain Mangekyou Sharingan.

2. You've stood in your back garden in the dark, with a torch, and screamed 'CHIDORI!' at anyone who asked you what you were doing.

3. You've attempted to walk up a tree.

4. You've gone a full day finishing every sentence with either 'un', 'cha!' or 'believe it!'

5. You've attempted to catch 20 falling leaves before they hit the floor, and failed miserably.

6. You've given yourself a punishment for failing miserably.

7. You secretly wish Orochimaru would creep in your room at night and give you a curse mark.

8. You've taken all the mirrors in your house, put them all in one room, stood in the middle of the room and shouted 'CRYSTAL ICE MIRRORS!'

9. You've got a specific song for every character.

10. You stalk random people if they resemble your favourite character even just a little.

11. You've introduced yourself as one of the characters to someone new you've met.

12. You've talked in full sentences for a full day, calling everyone you meet youthful and constantly striking the 'Nice Guy Pose.'

13. You've wrote one of these lists.

14. You've named your friends after characters they remind you of, e.g Reacekashi.

15. You associate everything blue and orange with SasuNaru. Blue and pink for SasuSaku, orange and pink for NaruSaku.

16. You've got your own inner Sakura.

17. You've bought a notebook, and decorated the front and back so it looks like Icha Icha Paradise.

18. You can sing most of the opening and ending themes.

19. You've had a haircut like at least one of the characters.

20. You've drawn Gaara's tattoo on your head, outlined your eyes with thick black eyeliner, and refused to sleep for a night.

21. You've tried '1000 Years Of Death' on a friend.

22. You've called your teachers sensei, and your SAT's chuunin exams.

23. You've made yourself some chicken noodles and swore blind it was real Ramen.

24. Your book shelf looks like the book store you buy your Naruto manga from.

25. You know more about the TV show than the little boy who lives up the street.

26. You've got most of your friends watching/reading it.

27. You hate watching the dubbed episodes, because the way they say their names makes you want to smash your TV. (i mean come on, Saucegay OocheeHA?!)

28. You've cried at every character death so far.

29. You've begged your mum for some Sharingan/Byaakugan contacts, or you actually own some.

30. You've done EVERYTHING on this list.

Thanks for reading! R&R?

And yes, I have done most of these. And you know you have too. Don't deny it. You sneaky little Narutard.