Well, I was thinking about the problems that Voldemort would come into should he ever lose his wand. Then I realized, this is Voldemort, an extremely resourceful wizard! So, this is what I think he would do if that situation occurred.

Disclaimer: As with all fanfictions, I don't own this. Though I wish I owned Voldemort's outrageous personality. :D

If Voldemort Lost His Wand

Third Person POV

Voldemort was furiously throwing things around the room in his desperate search for his wand. It had been missing for over two days and not one of his Death Eaters knew where to look. Of course, he would borrow one of their wands, but none were worthy of him. He needed to find his wand so he could go massacre Hogwarts.

He finished demolishing the last room of the house and was about to start screaming his displeasure when something caught his eye. A large bag lay on the floor with something silver poking out.

Rushing over in his oddly majestic way that seemed to imply he was better than everyone else (which he was), he snatched up the bag. It felt rather heavy and looked full. He opened it and what he saw heightened his growing sense of euphoria. The trip to Hogwarts would commence as planned.

"Wormtail!" he yelled. Naturally, the short man came running.

"Yes, my lord?" Pettigrew knelt before Voldemort, wondering whether the Dark Lord had found his wand yet.

"Inform everyone to prepare, we are going to Hogwarts!" Voldemort had a slightly manic gleam in his eye which matched the gleam on his bald head. Ever since he had first seen a mirror after his resurrection, Voldemort had cursed Pettigrew for not thinking of adding hair to the potion. Only slightly saddened as this thought reoccurred to him, he swept from the room, off to meet his destiny.

Hogwarts was in chaos, the Death Eaters were attacking and no one was ready.

Lupin was at the front lines as their enemies charged forward. There were over a hundred Death Eaters and there, in front of them all, was Voldemort himself. He didn't appear to be using a wand. Lupin squinted, trying to see exactly what Voldemort was throwing at the students and Order. Then he realized... ninja stars?

Voldemort was hurling ninja stars as fast as he could into the mass of wizards. Lupin chuckled, You-Know-Who chucking pieces of metal at people was about as comical as it got. This was his last thought before he was hit with a spell and blacked out.

Well, there you go. I feel bad for making light of... hm, I suppose Lupin didn't really die just there, huh? I know that in the books they see him inside the castle before he dies (don't they?) so I suppose he could just regain consciousness and join the battle again...

Anyway, I thought it was funny, I mean, why is Voldemort bald?

-TeamVampire