Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

Notes: So I was browsing my stories, and I decided to update this one…and while I read it, I realized something. I have a lot of issues. Haha. I mean…either I wrote these smoking something (even though I'm completely sober, which the scariest part, that I'm totally sober and I wrote this) or I have to pay for one of those sessions where they decipher these things. Well, you guys seem to enjoy it…so, insane I shall stay! Hope you all enjoy this chapter.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

I attached a picture of the office party that I told you about over lunch yesterday. You'll see what I mean when I said that Neji woke up without any recollection of the night before.

Oh, yeah.

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

Um.

just…wow. I didn't know Neji knew how to dance, let alone on a rolling chair. And is he grabbing his crotch?

Someone think he's Michael Jackson.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

I guess he's white enough. Still, you have to admit he has some nice moves. You should have seen Naruto dancing though.

Frisky little gerbil. Had to slap him a couple of times to GET AWAY FROM MY ASS, NARUTO.

Yeah.

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

Well…at least we know he likes your butt? I mean, honey, it's not the largest thing in the universe or anything, and I'm rambling only because I'm trying not to laugh at the image and oh my god don't kill me when you read this but I think that Naruto might be gay because I swear I saw him reading one of those teen magazines with those gay brothers on the cover and holy tacos HINATA HE'S GAY JUST GET AWAY FROM THAT BEFORE YOU GET HURT HONEY IT'S NOT WORTH THE PAIN. IT REALLY ISN'T.

Been there.

Done that.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

It's not your fault sweetie. It was impossible to tell. Who would have know Sai was gay?

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

I'm not talking about Sai! He's not gay…gosh…

Why does everyone insist that he was?!

AND YOUR IGNORING WHAT I SAID ABOUT NARUTO.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

He so was. He hit on Sasuke, darling, and called him Papi while flashing his hotel room card. I mean…if that doesn't scream Elton John then I don't know what does!

And I'm only ignoring it because I was making him read the magazine to tell me which brother I am most compatible with.

Geez.

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

…um….aren't you a tad to old for this? Not that you're old or anything darling! I'm just sayin.

Just.

Sayin.

Yeah.

Not seriously or anything.

Just,

Sayin.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

And Sasuke waxes his eyebrows. That's a little gay.

Just.

Sayin.

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

HE DOES NOT. They're naturally beautiful!

You and I are just jealous!

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

He told me to write that…btw. Which is kind of gay in itself…

Just sayin.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

Lmfao. I love you, darling. Even though you're a jealous hoe bag who called my mancandy gay.

[:

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

MANCANDY? WHAT? I thought you guys were just…um…testing the waters? Are you telling me you've tapped that muscular blond popsicle?

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

No, imbecile. I'm only calling it as I see it. He is delish, and so I will refer to him as candy. And he's only asked me out a couple of times. It's not that serious, you know that.

And, besides…unlike JOO, I DO NOT REFER TO MY MEN AS PIECES OF SUGAR ONLY WHEN I GET SOME. OKAY?

Okay.

…hey, when are you getting some?

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To: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

None of your beeznees.

Jeez.

And I already DID for your information.

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To: Spankme (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.

Yeah. I'll believe that when you prove to me that Sai was straight.

Just sayin.

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Until Next Time,

D.