Enjoy chapter 1 believe it! I don't know why I made this thing so late, but anyway this is the first part to 'Why I am the Way I am' and the other one is the second part. I have already started on the third part. But anyway please enjoy my other story 3 Kekkei Genkais.
Chibi Sasuke & Gaara: Kakurine-Chan does not own Naruto!
VK: (Looks around) Hey what happened to Tobi?
Chibi Sasuke: (Looks around whistling) I don't know.
VK: (stares at Chibi Sasuke)
Chibi Sasuke: OKAY! (Throws arms in the arm) Gaara made me do it! (points at Gaara)
Chibi Gaara: That's very cold hearted of you Sasuke, seeing that you beat Tobi with your shoe and through him off a cliff. (Folds his arms)
Chibi Sasuke: O.O did not!
"Sakura?" a pink hair girl looks up from coloring on a sheet of paper.
"Yes Kimi-Nee-San?" Kimimaro places seven plates on the kitchen table.
"I need you to go wake up Sasori, and please stop calling me that," Kimimaro goes over to the sink washing the dirty dishes.
"Why can't I wake him up?" Tayuya puts the crayon down looking up at Kimimaro.
"Well because you attend to murder him every morning," Tayuya stands to her feet.
"Tayu-Nee-Chan are you still going to color with me?" Tayuya nods her head before leaving out of the kitchen.
Sakura puts her crayons back into the box next to her; she then picks up her papers also placing them into the box.
Picking up the box she leaves out of the kitchen, walking pass the living room she sees Gaara and Hidan fighting over the remote.
"Give me the remote dummy!" Hidan yells as he tried to pull the remote out of Gaara's hands.
"Never!"
Walking up the stairs she walks around until she reached her room that said 'Princess Sakura'.
Kicking open the door with her foot she places the box on her bed, she then walks out of her room closing the door.
"Now to go wake up Sori-Nee-San," she then runs to her brother's room.
Opening up the door she sees Sasori hanging halfway off his bed snoring.
"Wake up Nee-San!" Sakura climbs onto Sasori's bed shaking him.
"Sakura leave me alone.." Sasori rolls on the floor taking his cover with him, he then pulls the cover over his head.
"But Sori-Nee-San Kimi-Nee-San said to come and wake you up, because it is time for breakfast." Sakura climbs off the bed next to Sasori, and starts poking him.
"I'm not hungry," Sasori moves away from Sakura.
"But you have school today and you told me that you have a big test today," Sakura throws her arms in the air.
"I don't want to go to school," Sasori whines before throwing the covers off him sitting up.
"But I want Nee-San to do well on his test." Suddenly the door was kicked open to reveal Tayuya standing there.
"Sasori get your dumb butt up! Or we will be late for school you moron!" Sasori gives Tayuya a blank look.
"Sakura you can go eat your breakfast I'll take care of Sasori, "Tayuya starts cracking her knuckles.
"Ok!" Before Sakura could stand up, Sasori grabs her.
"What do you think you are doing," Tayuya raises an eye brow.
"Using my sister as a shield," Sasori stands up on his bed still holding Sakura.
"Are we playing a game?" Sakura looks up at Sasori.
"Yeah, we're playing 'protect Sasori so Tayuya doesn't kill him' game," Sakura continues to look at Sasori.
"How do we play?"
Sasori whispers in Sakura's ear, "Well all you have to do is hug Tayuya until I get to the bathroom."
"Okay!" Sakura jumps off the bed running over to Tayuya.
"Now's my chance!" Sasori also jumps off the bed making a run for the bathroom.
Sakura clings herself to Tayuya's leg, "Hey what are you doing?"
Tayuya hears a door slam; looking over at the bed she notices that Sasori was missing.
"Sakura you let him get away!" Tayuya looks down at the younger girl clinging to her leg.
"Sori-Nee-San said for me to hug you," Sakura let's go of Tayuya's leg before getting to her feet.
"I'll get him later, come on Sakura let's go eat breakfast." Tayuya grabs her sister's hand leading her out of Sasori's room. She grabs the door knob pulling the door close.
Tayuya walks into the living room with Sakura following closely behind her.
"What are you morons doing?" Gaara and Hidan looks up at Tayuya.
"It's none of your business!" Hidan let's go of the remote, causing Gaara to fall of the couch.
"What did you say!" Sakura walks past Tayuya walking over to Gaara, who was rubbing his head.
"Are you okay Gaara," Sakura kneels down next to her brother.
"I think so….wait…no…my head and my butt hurts because of Hidan," Sakura pulls Gaara to his feet.
"I said that it's none of your b-u-k-n-e-d-s-n-e-i!" Hidan said while crossing his arms.
"What in the world did you just spell?"
"I spelled business!"
"That's not how you spell it you moron!" Tayuya yells while pointing her chubby finger at Hidan.
"Come on Gaara let's go eat!" Sakura grabs his hand while running out of the room leaving Tayuya and Hidan behind.
Sasori walks out of the bathroom holding a red towel around his small waist.
"Stupid Tayuya always trying to kill me," Sasori mumbles as he walks over to his draw.
"One day she will have to face me!" Sasori throwing his hands in the air.
Not paying any attention that his towel just fell he continues talking about how he was going to defeat Tayuya.
"Ahem," Sasori turns around seeing his sister Karin standing there with a blank look on her face.
"And what do you want," Sasori crosses his arms looking at Karin.
"Is there any reason why you're laughing evilly while naked?" Sasori looks down at himself noticing that his towel was missing.
"What! I can laugh naked in my room if I want!" Sasori picks up his towel wrapping it back around his waist.
"Whatever," Karin folds her arms.
"Don't you even know how to knock?" Sasori turns his back at Karin while hunting through his draw.
"No"
"I didn't think so, if you excuse me miss-I-don't-know-how-to-knock I have to get dress," Sasori matches over to Karin still holding his towel tightly and slams the door in her face.
"How rude," Karin unfolds her arms still staring at Sasori's door.
"Shut up! I'm telling Kimimaro that you stole my towel!" Sasori yells from the inside of his room.
"What? I did not steal your stupid towel!" Karin stomps her foot.
"I'm telling Kimimaro that you call me stupid!" Karin stomps to her room.
"Stupid girl questioning me of my nakeyness!" Sasori slides in his black school pants.
"I don't question her for her stupidness," he grabs his white school, sliding that on two he starts buttoning up the buttons on his shirt.
"Wait…I do question her for her stupidness," Sasori reaches in his draw grabbing his black tie.
"I hate these things," Sasori looks down at the tie in his hand.
Walking over to his small desk he grabs his school books placing them in his book bag that was sitting in the chair in front of the desk.
Throwing his book bag over his shoulder he starts walking over to his door while putting on his tie.
"Oh wait a minute," Sasori turns around before walking over to his bathroom.
He grabs a towel throwing it on the top of his head he starts rubbing it.
"Can't leave the house with wet hair or those stupid fangirls of mines will try to jump me," Sasori walks out of the bathroom.
"I really don't want to go to school," Sasori whines before walking out of his room closing the door behind him.
Sakura runs in the kitchen with Gaara behind her.
"What did I tell you two about running in the house?" Kimimaro looks at his younger siblings.
"Not to run because we might break something or we might hurt ourselves," Gaara and Sakura replied.
"Exactly," Kimimaro places cups of orange juice near each plate.
"Okay you two can sit down; I have to go get the others." Kimimaro walks out of the kitchen.
"Come on Gaara you can sit next to me," Sakura grabs Gaara's hand again dragging him to the table.
"Okay," Sakura and Gaara climb onto the kitchen chairs waiting for the others.
"I do know how to spell because I am older then you!" Hidan and Tayuya were on the ground wrestling.
"You do not and age has nothing to do with this!" Tayuya grabs Hidan's neck putting him into a head lock.
"Ahhhhhhh let me go you dummy!" Hidan starts pinching Tayuya on her sides causing her to squeeze Hidan's neck even more.
"Tayuya let go of Hidan," She looks up seeing Kimimaro standing there.
Tayuya let's go of Hidan causing him to fall on the floor.
"Owwwwwww Geeze you didn't have to drop me you know!" Hidan gets off the dusting the imaginary dust of his school uniform.
"Tayuya you're wearing a skirt so please have a little more manners," Tayuya folds her arms.
"I hate this stupid dress code for girls!"
"I understand that but for now just bare with it…now go in the kitchen, I still have to go get Sasori and Karin."
"Karin is probably off picking her nose or something," Tayuya and Hidan said they both then walk out of the living room.
Kimimaro walks out of the living room, he then starts making his way over to the staircase, he looks up to see Sasori coming down with a towel on his shoulders.
"About time you decide to come down," Kimimaro said as Sasori walked passed him.
"Well I had a problem with all three sisters."
"What do you mean?"
"Well Sakura woke me up, Tayuya threaten me again, and Karin busted into my room while I was naked."
"Let me guess you were mumble and laughing in your room naked again weren't you?" Sasori stops walking.
"How did you know?"
"Well because you tell me this same story every since day so I finally figured out what you did."
"Hey that's one of my hobbies laughing for no reason at all, I just need to pay attention to my towel."
"Then why don't you go buy a bathrobe or something?"
"I never really thought of that, plus I am to young to go shopping by myself," Sasori walks over to the front door placing his bag with everyone else's.
"Your just lazy that's all…but anyway do you know where Karin is?" Sasori looks up at Kimimaro.
"Don't know, probably in her room picking her nose or something and I am not lazy."
'What is with you, Tayuya, and Hidan saying that Karin picks her nose?"
"Well because last week at lunch time she was doing that, and then she wiped her finger on Tayuya's black shirt. So when Tayuya found out she hit Karin in the head with a stick she found outside." Kimimaro shakes his head.
"I think I am the only normal person around here, Sasori I need a favor."
"And I need a car."
"I need you to go next door and thank Ms. Kanawaki for sending over more food," Kimimaro said while completely ignoring what Sasori said.
"Fine," Sasori grabs his school shoes sliding them on.
"Thanks," Kimimaro watches as Sasori walks out of the door.
"Now to go get the last one, "once the front door was closed Kimimaro walks away from the front door.
I need to regain my energy; the next chapter will be out later on today. I've been typing for three hours, I was typing very slowly and I normally type really fast. Anyway just to let you guys know that their next door neighbor Ms. Kanawaki is keeping an eye on them to make sure that they have everything they need seeing that their parents are gone.
Chibi Sasuke: How can you say such a thing?
Chibi Gaara: Say what?
Chibi Sasuke: That I did something to dummy face
Chibi Gaara: You mean Tobi?
Chibi Sasuke: Yeah pumpkin face!
Chibi Gaara: Well because last chapter you said you 'review and nobody gets hurt…well maybe pumpkin face…yeah pumpkin face will get hurt' then you beat Tobi with your shoe.
Chibi Sasuke: You have no proof!
Chibi Gaara: I do have proof!
Chibi Sasuke: Then where is it?
Chibi Gaara: (Smirks) Sasuke where is your shoe?
Chibi Sasuke: (looks down at his foot) Um I lost it.
VK: Anyway review please and see you next time! I am still not finish with the flash backs yet! Also I will make the chapters longer!