A/N: Well, hello everyone! I'm glad you took your time to look at this very short humorous story. And I mean VERY SHORT. Look at it. Well, I won't hold you back any longer. :D Read, review, enjoy.

Disclaimer: No own. Life is pitiful when you must admit the truth XD

A T r u e N i g h t m a r e

"Ah, damn!"

Akira finally managed to escape a forest, one thing that annoyed him to a large extent was the forest floor covered with broken branches, poison ivy, and bugs. Worst of all he was in a suit for no apparent reason which frighten him beyond belief. Never did he own a suit, never will he be planning either. Akira thought the suit was hideous when he first laid eyes on it, now it was completely and utterly ruined — not like he cared. He took another step forward where he found himself in an endless patch of flowers. The teen felt a chill coursing through his back spine, it was too peaceful, too nice. Why weren't there of the shadows trying to attack him?

When he kept walking in the meadow, from a distant he saw a group of people all staring at him. The brunette then heard bells with a familiar tune — if only he could remember what said tune was. The delinquent brunette paced his steps as his green eyes spotted Kengo waving at him. Why was he in a suit? "He looks more like a monkey than usual…"

As Akira squinted he could see everyone wearing something formal - like if it was a wedding.

When Aya gave the brunette a death glare, Akira just gulped. The ebony haired took a powerful grip on his arm where she dragged him to the center aisle. Satisfied, she took a seat. Akira's large orbs looked around in the crowd, before him stood a priest, and now everything to Akira made realize one thing: it was a wedding and not a memomorable one either.

Akira looked over his shoulder, he let out a silent scream as he saw Shirogane in a white dress with his hair let loose than the regular long braid. He almost looked like a woman…

"Congrats, Akira! Make your wedding a special one!" Kengo exclaimed, to show spirit he began clapping.

"My wedding…My Wedding…" Akira muttered, he didn't even noticed the snow-white haired man took him by the shoulder, "OH MY GOD! I DON'T WANT A GAY MARRIAGE!

Akira started to run into the meadows again while others shouted out his name. As he kept running, he stopped in his tracks where Shirogane appeared out of nowhere in front of him. "Akira, time for you to kiss your bride."

"No. No…NO!"

Akira shot up from his bed panting and sweating. He sighed in relief to think that was all but a dream; dream or not he needed to inflict some pain on someone and that someone was sleeping right next to him.

"Shirogane," Akira said evilly in a sing-song voice.

"Hm?" Responding back, the man rubbed his eyes and stared at a snickering Akira.

"I'm going to cast an exorcism spell on you…"

"Wait. What? Akira, why are you staring at me like that? W-what are you going to do with that holy water? Oh god, have mercy! What did I ever do!?"

A/N: Crack-fic. Plenty of mistakes I think. But, I hope you enjoyed! :D Review!