BUChapter One/U/B
I don't own any of the below characters. Nor do I own survivor, or anything else in this story... I thought it would be cool to start one.
Now, there are going to be all of the brawl characters, and some other ones I felt shouldn't be left out. That means...
Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Marth, Mr. Game and Watch, Luigi, Diddy Kong, Zelda, Pit, Meta Knight, Falco, Pokemon Trainer, Ike, Snake, Peach, Yoshi, Ganondorf, Ice Climbers, King Dedede, Wolf, Lucario, Ness, Sonic, Bowser, Wario, Toon Link, R.O.B, Olimar, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, and Lucas are the brawl characters. The others that I decided to include are Waluigi, Krystal, Daisy, Toad, Ridley, Midna, Black Shadow, and another third party character, Geno. That's right, the wooden puppet from Super Mario RPG. No, I don't own Geno either.
Master Hand: Bwwahaha! I'm back and ready to host this season of Nintendo Survivor!
Toadsworth: Here I am! Thank you all for joining this as I host... wait... Master Hand, I'm hosting!
Master Hand: No, I'm hosting. I...
Peppy Hare: Greetings! I... Wait... What are you two doing here?
Cranky Kong: Hey there young fellas. I'm going to host...
Toadsworth: Something tells me there's one more.
Colonel: Here I am. Hosting this season of...
Peppy: Wait! You're a third party character!
Colonel: As I host, I'm here to cheer on Snake.
Cranky: Who suggested five hosts? This is crazy!
Master Hand: Oh, well... Let's get the show on the road. Each of you will be on a team, and work through the rules that you should know by now. (Not to mention they've all been brainwashed.)
Toadsworth: When we call your name, please go over to that camp. Bowser, Diddy Kong, Geno, King Dedede, Lucario, Marth, Midna, Olimar, Pokemon Trainer, Samus, and Waluigi.
The eleven of them walk over to their camp.
Peppy: Now, you may be expecting a crazy name that'll take a while to remember, but we're calling you the red team. Now, for the blue team. Captain Falcon, Fox, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Lucas, Meta Knight, Peach, Ridley, Toon Link, Yoshi, and Zelda. They walk over to another camp.
Colonel: Okay, now for the yellow team. Black Shadow, Daisy, Falco, Ike, Krystal, Luigi, Mr. Game and Watch, Pikachu, R.O.B, Snake, and Wolf.
Cranky Kong: Finally, the yellow team. Oh wait, green. Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, Jigglypuff, Link, Mario, Ness, Pit, Toad, Wario, Zero Suit Samus, and Sonic.
Sonic: Why am I last?
Cranky Kong: You'll be last and like it!
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Over at the red team, the players get to know eachother a little bit.
Red
Marth looks over at Samus hoping he could ask her out in some way.
Marth: So... How about we go and look for some food together or something.
Samus: Sorry, I'm straight.
Marth: I am too!
Samus: So how come you're trying to ask me out or something?
Marth: Because I'm a guy...
Samus: Explain the headband.
Marth: But... But...
Pokemon Trainer: Hey, there Marth... How about we go and...
Marth runs away.
Samus whispers to Pokemon Trainer.
Samus: I'm guessing she's gay.
Pokemon Trainer: Oh, that explains a lot.
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Green
Pit: So, what kind of weapons do you have? I've got a bow and arrow thingy.
Link: Only a sword, shield, bombs, a wicked hat, boomerang, a smaller bow and arrow, and a grappling hook. You know, the works.
Pit: Wow.
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Red
Master Hand: Hello, guys. I need three of you to stand up and try out for a leader.
Diddy Kong:What's the leader for?
Master Hand: You'll see...
Bowser: I'll do it! I have loads of experience from being one already. Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Hammer Bros, you name it!
Pokemon Trainer: If I can handle these pokemon, and get all these badges, I'm sure I can support a group of people.
Olimar: You don't know nature like I do. I've once been stranded on a planet like this a little. I was all alone with this plant species, but I commanded them to help me and themselves out.
Master Hand: Alright, vote for one of these three.
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Blue
Toadsworth: Hey, there. This team needs a leader position... Any takers?
Fox: You know it! I've had loads of experience.
Yoshi: Carrying a baby all the way across an island? Come on!
Lucas: Uh... I have a pet snake...
Toadsworth: The rest of you, vote now!
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Yellow
Colonel: Three of you want to be a leader or something?
Ike: Ooh, me!
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep beep, beeeeeeeep!
R.O.B. shoots lasers in the sky.
Colonel: I'll take that as a yes. The rest of you, vote for one of these three.
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Green
Peppy Hare: Hello there, time to become a leader. This takes responsiblity, but I'll take the first three only.
Wario: Bwwahaha! Of course!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Link: I'll do it.
Peppy Hare: Well, what are you waiting for? Vote!
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Red
Master Hand: Let's see the votes. Olimar, Olimar, Pokemon Trainer, Olimar, Bowser, Pokemon Trainer, Olimar, Olimar, Pokemon Trainer. Congradulations, Olimar!
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Blue
Toadsworth: Fox, Yoshi, Lucas, Fox, Yoshi, Fox, Yoshi, Fox, Yoshi. We have a tie between Fox and Yoshi! Now, here's the tie-breaker. Play Super Smash Bros!
Fox: Easy!
Toadsworth: The N64 version.
Fox: Not easy!
Toadsworth: 3...2...1... GO!
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Yellow
Colonel: Hmm... Game and Watch, Game and Watch, R.O.B, Game and Watch, Game and Watch, G&W, G&W, R.O.B, G&W.
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep, beep, beep!
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Green
Peppy: Hmm... Mario, Link, Mario, Mario, Link, Link, Link, Link, Mario. Well, Link it is!
Wario: Waahhh!
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Blue
Toadsworth: You done yet?
Fox: Almost!
Yoshi: This is close!
The winner is...Yoshi!
Fox: Drat!
Yoshi: Yeah! I feel like eating something! Aamm...
Yoshi ate fox, and layed an egg with Fox in it.
Toadsworth: Gross! Well, eliminations start tomorrow! See you later!
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