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Title: Have You Ever…?
Rated: PG
Pairings: Main NejiTen mild SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaTema KibaIno
Summary: Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I have. Have you ever run into a door you could've dodged? I have. Have you ever klutzed out around your crush? Sadly, I have.
Disclaim: I dis-ith the claim-ith of the Naruto. Ith. Yupp. That's right. I went there.
Boom…
What now…
Betch.
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Have you ever dumped something on someone?
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I had ditched the crutches three days ago, they hadn't really helped at all; all they had really managed to do was make me more klutzy. I had been embarrassing myself around Neji even more, especially since he was the one carrying my books for me to most of my classes. I didn't ask, surprisingly he offered.
He had hung out with me a lot more since the episode in the hospital where he hugged me too.
I yawned and closed my Spanish book. Man, class is so boring when you're well…bored. Baki-sensei had given us the rest of the class to talk, and had gone to talk to the principal.
I looked at my friends and sighed. Hinata was talking to Naruto, who had officially asked her out when they went to the movies the other night, Temari was talking to Shikamaru, Ino was talking to Kiba, and Sakura and Sasuke were sitting together talking.
"I hate being single."
"Why?" I heard the voice of my crush ask. I turned around in my desk and shrugged.
"One is a lonely number." I quoted from some dead person. Neji chuckled.
"You have all of your friends don't you?"
I nodded solemnly, laying my head on his stack of books.
"Then why are you so alone?"
I rolled my eyes and looked up at him without moving my head off his books.
"No guys like me, and I'm going to be alone and unloved living in a box behind Wal-Mart with like 20 cats for the rest of my life!" I said, sitting up and waving my arms for emphasis.
Neji quirked an eyebrow in amusement and smirked.
"You live in a box behind Wal-Mart with 20 cats? When did that happen?"
I rolled my eyes and flicked him on the nose.
"Bad Neji. Very bad Neji!"
Neji glared at me, and I laughed.
"Oh no, be afraid of the big bad Neji and his evil glare of DOOM!" I shouted playfully. Neji's glare lessened, and then disappeared completely, his face going stoic again.
"Hn."
I giggled, and if I didn't know for a fact that Neji Hyuuga doesn't blush (Hinata took up the amount of blushing room in the Hyuuga family, so other Hyuuga's don't blush) I would've sworn he blushed.
"Hey Neji, do you have a girlfriend?" A loud obnoxious (fangirlish) voice yelled from his right. Neji flinched and I almost growled. A brunette with dark green eyes and way to much makeup on was standing beside Neji, batting her eyelashes stupidly.
"Hn."
The girl looked confused so I decided to translate.
"That means no, I'm ga-!"
I was rudely cut off by Neji's hand, and I glared at him, and he glared back, and I glared at him, and he glared back, and the girl walked away freaked out, and I glared at him, and he glared back, and I started to find this glare match pointless so I licked his hand.
Neji instantly pulled his hand away from my mouth and wiped his hand on his pants.
"I WIN!" I cheered. Neji finished wiping his hand on his pants and shook his head.
"Hn. Tenten that's disgusting. And you don't win; you've been disqualified for gross misconduct."
I spit my tongue out at him and he smirked, making me smile.
"I'm still counting this as a win. Which makes this…"
"Neji 115 and Tenten 115. You're tied now." Temari's voice stated. I grinned.
"Ha! We're tied!"
Neji shook his head.
"But you cheated. Which puts me in the lead by one."
I crossed my arms and twirled around in my seat to face Temari.
"I thought you were talking to your boyfriend?" I asked; a mischievous smile on my lips. Temari laughed.
"I was, but the lazy bum fell asleep!"
We both laughed, and soon we heard a mumbled "troublesome" from the Shikamaru area.
"What's so funny?" Hinata asked in her timid voice, as she joined in the conversation. I pointed behind me to Neji.
"We're tied now! 115 to 115!"
Hinata smiled at me.
"Good for you Tenten!"
I smiled and turned around to face Neji again.
"YAY I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE!"
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I trudged towards my cooking class unhappily, bored out of my mind. I hate cooking, so I hate the days in class we have to cook. Which is every Friday. Which is today.
"HINATA-CHAN!!!"
I heard the shout even before I got into the room, and I smiled. Naruto. I could recognize his voice anywhere.
Poor poor Hinata.
I entered the room and stood next to Hinata at our assigned stove, table, island, and cabinet's area.
"Tenten? You look like you…I can't think of a comparison. You look sad. What's up?" Sakura asked, coming over to me and Hinata from the station she had been at talking to Sasuke.
I sighed.
"Its Friday, we're cooking. I hate cooking…" I mumbled so our Home ec. teacher wouldn't hear me. Sakura nodded.
"But doesn't the fact that this is the last period of the day make you feel better?"
"No. I cannot cook. CANNOT." I said, leaning against the counter.
"Tenten. If you can't cook why are you taking home economics you idiot!" Kiba shouted from across the room. I glared at him.
"I TOLD YOU TO BUTT OUT OF MY CONVERSATIONS!"
I picked up a fork and he pulled Naruto in front of him so fast it looked like it was in some superhero movie. One thing about me that everyone knew, I have scary accurate aim. Scary.
"S-sorry Tenten!"
I smiled and put the fork down, and Kiba released Naruto, who came loping over to talk to Hinata. I rolled my eyes and turned to walk to the fridge, to get the eggs, but ran into a wall and fell backwards onto my butt.
"Again Tenten?"
I took the hand Neji offered and stood.
"I can't help it I'm a mega super klutz! It just comes naturally!" I said with a laugh. Neji smirked and nodded, and walked back to the station he shared with Sasuke, Kankarou, Gaara, and Lee.
I waited till he was gone to hold my hand up near my face where I could see it. I smiled, and I could feel myself blush.
"Tenten. Get to your station, its time for you to start!"
I screamed in surprise, and everyone laughed. Once again, comic relief.
"Stupid stupid stupid cooking class…"
I walked back over to my station and grabbed my apron. Sakura put on a chefs hat, which made Hinata and I laugh, and pulled out some pots.
"HINATA-CHAN!!! CAN YOU TIE MY APRON!!!!?!!!!?!!!!?"
I turned back around towards Hinata and laughed at the sight of Naruto bouncing up and down excitedly while Hinata tried to tie his apron.
"Hey Tenten, can you bring me the flour?!" Sakura shouted from the island where she was working.
I nodded, but realizing she couldn't see me yelled a "Yes" and went to grab some.
"Uh…hey Lee, where's the flour?"
Lee turned quickly and handed me a bucket of flour. He then saluted me.
"Here you go youthful Tenten! YOSH!"
I nodded, laughing nervously, man sometimes Lee creeps me out, and backed away slowly. But of course, once again karma was against me.
I turned, crossing my feet, and tumbling to the floor, knocking someone down with me. I had a guess who it was, and I opened my eyes to see that, darn you to hell karma, I was right.
"Hi Neji."
"…Tenten…"
I blinked three times before I noticed two things. One, I was sitting on Neji's chest. And two, Neji was covered head to toe in flour.
"N-Neji…you've got a little something on your face…" I mumbled, trying to hold back my laughter. I took my thumb and moved it across his cheek, and then showed it to him, showing him the flour.
Neji smirked, and I could feel something crazy about to happen. And I was right.
"You have something on your face as well Tenten."
And with that he leaned up and kissed me on the lips.
Oh.
My.
GOD!
He pulled back and I blushed. He smirked again.
"So Hanabi was correct. You do like me."
I blushed even darker, and he smiled. An actual smile.
"Don't worry Tenten. I like you too." And with that he kissed me again.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I guess he forgot we were in public. Surrounded by all of our friends. Luckily Kurenai-sensei had left the room for a minute (probably to get more flour) so she wasn't there.
"I guess we should probably get off the floor." I said quietly. Neji nodded, and I got off of him and helped him off the floor.
"So Tenten." He said, taking my hand. "Will you go out with me?"
I smiled.
"I just let you kiss me twice and I didn't stab you in unsightly places or kill you. I think that's a given."
Neji nodded, and went to kiss me again, but we were stopped by a very loud principal who was coming to check in on the class.
"NEJI TENTEN! GO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND GO DOWN TO MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!"
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Have you ever hit someone in the face with something really heavy?
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Have you ever fallen at the most horribly possible time?
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Have you ever run into or fell over something you could've dodged?
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Have you ever dumped something on someone?
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Have you ever fallen in love?
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I have.
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And that, my loves, is the end of another story of a tragically clumsy Tenten who is extremely klutzy. But I think you've all figured that part out by now.
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