ongratulations! You are now the owner of a fully-automated HIEI unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your paradox, please pay close attention to the following instructions.

Basic Information:

Name: Hiei Jaganshi, aka Hiei, Forbidden Child of the Ice-World, Shortie, That Grumpy Guy.

Date of Manufacture: Unknown.

Place of manufacture: The YuYu Hakushop.

Height: 4'10

Weight: Unknown. The unit does now allow himself to be weighed.

Your HIEI unit will come with the following accessories:

Two black cloaks, red-lined.

One white scarf

One white bandana

Two pairs black pants

One Sword

One Jagan Eye

One Hiraseki stone necklace

Programming:

The HIEI unit is a brooding, rebellious thing, and will rarely perform these duties except because he wants to.

Trainer: The HIEI unit is skilled in battle and can teach you the fine art of skewering someone with a sword.

Bodyguard: He's strong, he's tough, he's scary. But you never know if he's going to protect you or not.

Thief: This is the HIEI unit's natural occupation. He excels in it and can steal anything for you.

Assassin: That annoying frog-demon next door won't shut up about his grandmother's corns, huh? Well, send your HIEI unit right over. He'll slaughter them in an instant, and provide entertainment for you, besides.

Furnace: The HIEI unit's demonic aura feels hot; just prop him against the grate and go.

Your HIEI unit comes with five different modes:

Sullen(default)

Irritated

Murderous

Calm

Depressed

The HIEI unit comes with a default mode of Sullen. Do not try to shake him out of this mode. It's really just normal.

The Irritated mode and the Murderous mode are different, no matter how similar they may seem. While in Irritated mode, the HIEI unit may threaten to rip out your throat. In Murderous mode, he will actually do it.

The Calm mode would be the equivalent of cheerful or happy for other units. However, the HIEI unit does not do 'Happy', so you'll have to settle for him being fairly contended.

The Depressed mode is usually activated when the HIEI unit dreams about his past. To get him back into his default Sullen mode, it's best to bring a KURAMA unit around, or sometimes a KUWABARA unit to irritate him.

Relations with other units:

Yusuke Urameshi: The YUSUKE unit was one of the first to defeat your unit in quite some time, and therefore the HIEI unit has quite a bit of respect for him. You might call them friends.

Kazuma Kuwabara: Your HIEI unit is usually highly annoyed by this unit. Although their banter can be amusing. However, these units do work as a team occasionally.

Kurama: Probably your HIEI unit's best friend. It's good to keep a KURAMA unit around to keep the killing sprees to a minimum.

Koenma: The KOENMA unit is a toddler-teenager who is technically your unit's boss. The HIEI unit rarely follows his orders, though.

Genkai: The HIEI unit seems to respect this unit almost as much as he does the YUSUKE unit, and, to some degree, care whether she lives or dies. You'd never catch him admitting this, mind you.

Yukina: This is your unit's twin sister. She doesn't know it, though, and he prefers to keep it a secret. However, the HIEI unit tends to act a little more odd than normal around her. He often tells the YUKINA unit her brother is dead.

Cleaning:

Your HIEI unit can clean himself should the occasion arise. If you value your life, let him clean himself.

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Energy:

The HIEI unit does not eat much. He'll probably find his own food, but if you want to feed him experiment and see what he likes.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will he ever grow taller? -Creation of a Dream

A: Possibly a bit, but no more than a few inches. This unit is naturally diminutive. It's probably not wise to tease him about it, by the way.

Q: Why does he never let me take his bandana off? Is he hiding something? -Creation of a Dream

A: Yes, he's hiding a Jagan Eye. It's best that you don't ask him to unveil this.

Q: Why does he have a bush on his head? -Creation of a Dream

A: That's his hair. Don't ask.

Q: My HIEI unit refuses to talk to anyone other than my KURAMA unit. He won't even tell me why, and my KURAMA unit just says that my HIEI needs some time alone. Is he sick or something? -Kyrianne

A: Nope, just antisocial. You'll get used to that, he'll get used to you, he'll eventually talk to you.

Q: I just bought a ton of icecream for a party and now I can't seem to find it anywhere. A friend suggested she found Hiei with the remains of a box, but he's never seemed to be interested in my food before. Do you think he really stole it? -Kyrianne

A: Doubtful, but you could ask him. He is a thief, after all.

Q: I also have a KUWABARA unit, and whenever my HIEI unit comes within a few feet of him, he gets this evil look in his eyes and I have to separate them or I'm afraid my KUWABARA will be hurt. What can I do about it? -Kyrianne

A: Teach the KUWABARA unit to fight or ship one of them off. Or you could just keep them separate at all times...

Q: I bought a HIEI unit two days ago, and everything seemed fine at first. But then I saw my sibling unconscious with an eye in his forehead slowly opening! Thankfully my other units were able to bring my sibling back to normal, but may I ask what in the name of Davey Jones was that? Does the Hiei unit do this usually? -band geeks are hot

A: Well, that depends on what mode the unit is in. However, your HIEI unit may, indeed, attempt to turn your siblings into demons at first. It's good to call in a YUSUKE unit at this point.

Warranty
With proper care, the HIEI unit should live until he dies in battle or from an attack of fangirls. However, should you get tired of the coldness of this unit, merely tell him that you have a KUWABARA unit coming in. He'll be gone in a half a moment.

Edit: Thanks so much fer the link, Suzakus Wings!