Summary: The Life of Sybillll Trelawney, written on her very own Journal website. A few laughs are guaranteed for all.

Disclaimer: I'm not worthy to own anything Harry Potter-ish. And the idea of a blog for wizards isn't even my own. I was inspired by the story "A Hogwart's Blog" by Twilyght. You should read that story, too.

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Journal Entry: 88
Date: February 27
Mood: Vapid

It's so hard being clairvoyant these days. More and more people don't believe in this accurate way to foresee what is coming. A student of mine shows just this. Silly, young Hermione Granger. Her attitude is completely unreasonable when it comes to me. I can't understand it, if I were her, I would want to be as nice as possible to me so that I would know what the future held for me. Well, the poor girl has no idea what's in store for her. And I won't feel sorry for her when that day comes. I won't.

As per usual, everything I predicted for myself today came true. Yesterday, I predicted that I would get seven reviews on that day's blog, and I did. I also predicted that today would be intermittently cloudy, due to the position of Mars and Venus. I also predicted that my student Neville Longbottom would break one of my teacups, which he did.

Today, I have some very interesting predictions for February 28. They are as follows:
1. Severus will lose a sock.
2. There will be an abnormal amount of wind, due to the position of Jupiter in Saturn's court.
3. A student named Colin Creevey will break his most treasured possession, and
4. Hagrid's vegetables will fail to grow tomorrow, due to unknown pests.

Comments:

As usual, Sybill, you have proven once again how divination is such an important skill to learn.
posted by: AlbusD

Sybill, I must inform you that my socks cannot get lost, because I do not wear any.
posted by: SeverusS

I hope you know that Neville feels awful about breaking that tea cup.
posted by: anonymous user

Have you ever studied meteorology, Sybill?
posted by: MinervaM

Journal Entry: 89
Date: February 28
Mood: Relaxed

Ah, today was a wonderful day to make predictions. All that wind blew the future right into my lap. I really must say that it's a shame not all of my students have this talent. It's quite useful, I'll have you know. Why, today I woke up and had the strangest feeling in my gut. After much contemplation, I divined that it was a sign that someone would get a stomach ache right before my third class of the day. Knowing this, I easily planned my lesson for that class around having an odd number of students. How right I was! After my third class of diviners settled in, I noticed that there was one person missing. When I asked who was missing and why, Miss Parkinson informed me that Miss Bulstrode had come down earlier with a small case of the stomach flu. Much aggrieved was I to learn that she was ill. However, this showed me the truth of my divination. I was much heartened by it.

Now, in reference to yesterday's predictions, I would like to ask Severus something. Do you own any socks, Professor?
About my other predictions, Miss Weasley informed me that Mr. Creevey did, in fact, drop his camera on one of the stair cases this morning. I have visual proof that Hagrid's vegetables did not grow, because my classroom looks out over the grounds. I already mentioned the abnormal amount of wind.

Today, I do not feel like divulging what the future has shown me, on account that some people may become obsessed with learning about the future, and beg me to tell their daily horoscope every day. My third eye informed me that if I continued this practice, many of my readers would insist on this practice. I can't condone that because it would drain my third eye for when I really need it.

Comments:

I owned socks a few years ago, but not anymore, Sybill. There were hideous, so I threw them away.
posted by: SeverusS

I was right. Seeing that you threw away your socks, you have lost them.
posted by: SibylT



But, Professor, you said that Professor Snape would lose only ONE sock.
posted by: LunaL

Thank you for the support, Miss Lovegood. Six points to Ravenclaw.
posted by: SeverusS

Have you ever considered writing a book of your own, Professor? I'm sure many people would love to read some of your own ideas about divination.
posted by: NarcissaM

I enjoy reading your predictions, Sybill. They shine light on what would be a most troublesome day.
posted by: FilliusF

Journal Entry: 92
Date: March 3
Mood: Crestfallen

I must admit that I am very disappointed this evening. For once, none of my students were able to grasp the theory that I taught them today. There must have been a disturbance in the aura of the school today. A very bad disturbance. But no matter. I gave every class homework – oh nothing too terrible, just reading up on the theory – and I will try again with them tomorrow. Tomorrow should go better, I have that feeling again.

Comments:

Don't worry, Sybill dear, I'm sure it was just a strange happenstance. It happens to me quite regularly.
posted by: PomonaS

Professor, what have you done to my vegetables? They aren't growing!
posted by: RubeusH

This new theory is hard work, Professor!
posted by: PadmaP

Then you should apply yourself more, Miss Patil.
posted by: MinervaM

Alright, this is just a tester to see how it goes. Tell me how you like it, and you'll get a cyber cookie. With cyber chocolate chips. Trelawney should hopefully be back soon.