Summary: The Life of Sybill Trelawney, written on her very own Journal website. A few laughs are guaranteed for all.

Disclaimer: I own half a box of pop tarts. Also, I don't own any of the characters used and mentioned in this story. They all belong to Joanne Rowling.

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Journal Entry: 97
Date: March 9
Mood: Bouncy

I do not know why, but for some reason I feel, well, bouncy today. Before those of you who doubt me use this as proof against my clairvoyance, let me explain. I have spent many a contemplative hour searching with my Inner Eye the reason for this feeling. For hours, I scoured the shores of my consciousness and the alignments of the planets and stars. Yet, for all that I am worth, something blocked my Inner Sight. I then changed my search and looked instead to the planets. I Divined some interesting things. Both Neptune and Uranus are in conjunction with each other in Pluto's court, which by all accounts seriously affects the mood of all Pisces'. Yet after I found this, my Eye strayed to another shocking finding. Jupiter is currently in such a position that it appears to be exactly beside Saturn and thus both planets are completely blocking my view if Pluto's court, thus hiding the explanation for my strange mood.
In other news, a fly flew into my tea this morning, which heartily upset me, and lead me to cancel all Divination classes for today because that was only a sign of utmost horror and misfortune for the day. I felt a wave of sadness from my students.
Oh, and before I forget, Su Li, please be careful of the stairs today.

Comments:

Su twisted her ankle by the stairs today, Professor. Your warning did nothing to help her.
Posted by: MariettaE

Don't worry, Marietta, it's fine.
Posted by: SuL

I am dreadfully sorry to hear of your accident, Miss Li.
Posted by: SybillT
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Um, Professor, I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you admitting that you didn't know that Su Li was going to hurt herself? Since you said you were sorry to hear that she had an accident?
Posted by: HermioneG

You're disturbing the clairvoyant vibrations, Hermione!
Posted by: LavenderB

*scoffs*
Posted by: HermioneG

Journal Entry: 100
Date: March 20
Mood: Clairvoyant

Before one of you goes off exclaiming how silly of me it is to say that my mood is 'clairvoyant', I shall stave you off by saying that this is how I feel normally every day.
I do not have much to say today, except for this: Filius, dear Filius, beware the bedroom today!

Comments:

Sorry, Professor?
Posted by: ColinC

Is anyone else worried?
Posted by: ChoC

Or highly amused?
Posted by: GeorgeW

What a day to start teach the banishing charm!
Posted by: FiliusF

Professor Trelawney, you are amazing!
Posted by: ParvatiP

Thank you, dear. Five points to Gryffindor.
Posted by: SybillT

Journal Entry: 107
Date: April 1
Mood: Low

What a day for us Seers. Knowing what April first is, I tried to look ahead to see what was in store – since I, being a Seer, am completely unused to surprises. And, therefore, I also do not like them. Unfortunately, due to an unfortunate planetary alignment, I could not discern anything for today. Beyond what looked to involve the Weasley twins, a carrot, a bathroom and lots of smoke. Oh, and some very disgruntled teachers.
Sadly, I have had no word of this prank as of yet, and April Fool's is almost over.

Comments:

A carrot?
Posted by: FredW

A bathroom?
Posted by: GeorgeW

Lots of smoke?
Posted by: FredW

Fred, what do you think?
Posted by: GeorgeW

George, it's positively brilliant!
Posted by: FredW

What shall it consist of?
Posted by: GeorgeW

To the drawing board!
Posted by: FredW

Just look at what you've done, Sybill.
Posted by: AuroraS

Really, Sybill, did you have to give them an idea?
Posted by: PomonaS

Must you continually egg on the Weasley twins?
Posted by: MinervaM

Really, dear, next time, don't tell them anything.
Posted by: SeptimaV

Do not touch my dungeons, Weasleys.
Posted by: SeverusS

I commend your excellent clairvoyance, Sybill!
Posted by: AlbusD
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There. Another chapter. I apologize profusely for the silence, in both this fic and my other. University/College is hard and time consuming! I can't promise continual updates, of course, but I do promise that I will try to write at least once a week so a chapter can come around every now and then!
For those of you wondering, 'AuroraS' is Aurora Sinistra, the astronomy teacher and 'SeptimaV' is Septima Vector, the arithmancy teacher. I figured some other teachers deserved screen time.
Enjoy!