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Author's note: Yay! I finally got the chapter up. Sorry for the long wait because I'm going through writer's block. I had problem starting this chapter but I finally finish writing it. Enjoy!

Chapter 4: Breaking In

Sanji looked over at Luffy who was serving some drinks at a table. He had already worked out a plan to get the keys without the need to pickpocket. He knew he will fail if he tried to pickpocket so he came out with a brilliant plan.

When Luffy came back to the kitchen after serving the drinks, Sanji made his move. He carried a tray of soup and walked towards Luffy. When he got near Luffy, who was loading some drinks on the tray, and he stumbled deliberately, causing the soup to fly out of his tray and splashed all over Luffy's trousers.

"Yeowww! Hot! Hot!" Luffy screamed, slapping his trousers and jumping up and down.

Oops, I should have waited when the soup is a bit cooler, Sanji thought. "Luffy, I'm sorry!" Sanji apologized quickly. He got a towel and frantically tried to attempt to dry Luffy's trousers.

"I'm okay, Sanji. No need to fuss over it. It's just an accident," Luffy said, looking down at his soaked trousers.

Sanji's face brightened up and said, "Well, there's an extra pair of trousers in the wardrobe in the back room. Do you want to change in it?"

"Sure. Good idea, Sanji!" Luffy beamed.

Sanji lead Luffy to the back room. The back room was for the workers to store their stuffs and there are extra uniforms for them too just in case they dirty their ones. Sanji had taken out the normal trousers and only left one that had no pockets there.

After changing, Luffy complained there weren't any pockets to put his keys. "Don't worry, Luffy. I'll keep them for you. When you want to go back that time, just take them from me," Sanji offered, putting on his best grin.

"Thanks, Sanji!" Luffy grinned happily, handing the keys to Sanji.

"Sure, no problem. Now, let's get back to work," Sanji said, giving Luffy a pat on the back before going back to cooking. Sanji's heart was beating excitedly when he got the keys. I got it! I got It! He thought. Sanji, you're the genius! He complimented himself.

Keeping his eye on Luffy till he left to go out to serve some more customers, Sanji slipped the keys out of the window. A hand reached out and grabbed them from him. He heard Zoro got up and running to the nearest locksmith. You owe me big time, Zoro, he thought to himself.

Zoro took no time to race to the nearest locksmith to get the keys duplicated. It just took a few minutes to get a new set of keys done. Then, he raced back to the Baratie's kitchen window to slip the keys back to Sanji. Then, he was off to meet up with his partner, Saga.

Saga was waiting for him at the park opposite of Luffy's apartment. He was reading newspaper when Zoro got there.

"So, do you have it?" he asked, looking up from his papers. Zoro was panting.

"Ya, I have the keys. We can go in his apartment to search now," Zoro replied hoarsely, trying to catch his breath.

"Are you sure he won't be back early? I mean, it's Saturday. He works half day, right?"

"I'm sure because he is going to the carnival in town after his work with his buddies so he won't be back till evening," Zoro replied impatiently. "So let's go."

"Alright, alright," Saga sighed, getting up from the bench he was sitting. Somehow this whole idea gave him a bad feeling but he didn't want to tell Zoro about it because he knew he would just say he was being paranoid.

When they reached Luffy's apartment, they made sure there wasn't anyone around there before opening the door to get into Luffy's home. They didn't want anyone to witness them entering Luffy's apartment.

After the coast was clear, they entered Luffy's home. "Wow, nice place he has here," Saga commented as Zoro was closing the door behind them.

"Yup, a place that a mere waiter wouldn't be able to afford," Zoro said. Luffy's apartment was the big and spacious type which was sold quite expensively in Tirisfal. Aside from that, he had nice, expensive stuffs too such as his TV, furniture, and decorative items in the display cabinet. There was one big ship model sitting on the table right next to the display cabinet. He once told Zoro he built it himself.

"I guess being an assassin is much better than being an underpaid guard," Saga muttered.

"Of course," Zoro replied grumpily. "So are we going to be sightseeing all day or start searching?"

"Okay, okay, I get your point. I'll go search his living room." Then, he went over to the coffee table and started opening the drawers.

Zoro went to search in the master bedroom, where Luffy sleeps. He searched his drawers, wardrobe, under the bed and even the floor for a secret place to hide his assassin equipments. The search was fruitless though, he couldn't even find a single piece of evidence at all. He guessed Luffy was better at covering his tracks than he thinks. He began to wonder if Luffy's usual careless attitude was real at all.

"There's nothing," Saga told Zoro, standing at the bedroom's doorway. "I've searched his other bedroom, kitchen, living room and even his store room. I think there's nothing here that can prove he's an assassin."

"What? So fast?" Zoro asked, surprised.

"Yup. There aren't much stuffs there anyway."

CLICK!

Zoro heart skipped a few beats then. "Saga, did you hear the door click?" he said just above a whisper.

Saga then listened intently. Then, they both froze when they heard the front door opened and. They both panicked and look around for a place to hide. Zoro pointed at the bathroom, and then they made their way there as silently as they could.

Once they were inside, Zoro closed the bathroom door as silently as he could. They scanned around the place for a good hiding place. They decided to hide under the sink. Luckily for them, the sink table was five feet in length and three feet in width, enough to hide them unless Luffy happens to look underneath the sink. They squeezed themselves underneath and tried to keep quiet.

"Will he use the bathroom outside his bedroom instead of this?" Saga whispered nervously.

"Let's just hope he does," Zoro whispered back.

"I thought you said he is going to be at the carnival," Saga grumbled.

"Well, how the hell should I know he'll come back this early?" Zoro shot back.

They waited, somehow hoping that Luffy will leave the apartment. Maybe he came back to get some stuffs? They don't know for certain because all they hear outside was silence.

"Umm…maybe we should go check whether he left yet," Zoro whispered.

"Are you crazy?" Saga whispered nervously. "He won't just come home and just leave!"

Silence.

Then, there were soft thuds coming their way, the sound of footsteps. They both gasped and held their breaths. They jumped a little when the bathroom door opened. They saw Luffy's legs strode into the bathroom. They couldn't see his face and torso, all they could see was his legs.

Does he know we're here? Zoro thought.

Thankfully he didn't know. They watched as Luffy's legs strode past them and past the rectangular laundry basket which was in between the toilet bowl and the sink. They were glad that laundry basket was there to provide some cover from Luffy's sight. They watched silently as Luffy's legs walked past them. They heard him unzipped his trousers and pee in the toilet bowl. Then, they heard him flush. All this time they began to relax. Luffy didn't seem to know of their presence.

After that they heard something was thrown into the laundry basket with a soft thud. Then followed by another thud. Saga, who was sitting near the laundry basket, peered up the small gap in between the sink table and the basket brim and saw they were clothes being thrown into the basket.

"Umm…Zoro, I think he's going to take a bath," Saga whispered near Zoro's ear.

"What!?" Zoro whispered a bit too loudly. Saga quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

"Not too loud, you idiot!"

They looked over at the far right hand corner and saw the silvery shower head on the wall. There weren't any screen sliding doors or plastic curtain to hide Luffy if he bathes. The thought of seeing Luffy naked cross their minds and made them blushed.

"I guess we'll have a free show to watch," Saga whispered. Zoro nodded, still blushing.

Then, Zoro remembered something. "Look out for the raven tattoo on his body." Saga nodded.

Luffy came into view when he was walking towards the shower. They blushed even harder when they saw Luffy naked in front of their eyes. Luffy was indeed gorgeous without his clothes on. He had a slender and lithe body which was well muscled and he had a nice body shape.

He turned on the faucet and stepped into the shower. They watched, mesmerized, the water ran down Luffy's tanned skin. Luffy took the soap and applied some onto his palm and rubbed them onto his body. They watched silently and blushing. They began to feel tightness in their trousers as Luffy proceeded to wash his genitals.

"Wow, he's hot," Saga whispered dreamily. Zoro's jaw dropped and looked at his friend in disbelieve.

"So have you found the tattoo?" Zoro asked, trying to snap his friend out of his perverted thoughts.

"I saw something black on the back of his right wrist."

Zoro returned his gaze back Luffy. Luffy was rinsing himself off the soap and was about to finish bathing. Sure enough, he saw something black on the back of Luffy's right wrist. It could be the tattoo.

Luffy turned off the faucet and took the towel off the hook not far from the shower. He then proceeded to dry himself. After that, he wrapped the towel around his waist. He walked towards the sink and stood there for a few seconds. Saga and Zoro waited quietly and even held their breaths, hoping that Luffy will leave.

Suddenly, Luffy squatted down yelled, "BOO!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Zoro and Saga screamed their heads off. Their screams gradually died off. Luffy then burst out laughing.

"Hahahahaha! You should have seen the look on your faces," Luffy laughed really hard. He needed to hold on to his tummy.

Zoro and Saga watched dumbfounded at him. Their hearts were hammering so hard in their chest they can hear their heart beats in their ears too. Luffy stopped laughing and grinned, "Why are you in here?"

"Lo-look, Luffy. We can explain everything," Zoro stuttered nervously.

"Ye-yeah, we ca-can," Saga chimed in.

"Come on out then. I doubt it is comfortable down there, hahaha!" Luffy laughed and stood up. They both scrambled out from underneath the sink and stood up, facing Luffy.

What is he going to do us? Zoro thought dreadfully.

"Well?" Luffy asked, crossing his arms in front of his chest. He caught sight of the bulge in their crotches.

"Umm…uh…" Zoro began to rack his brain for a good lie. He wasn't very good at lying actually.

"Umm…you see," Saga said nervously. He was trying to find a good lie too.

"I see, you want me, don't you?" Luffy asked, raising an eyebrow, looking at their crotches then back at them.

"N-NO! That's no it," Zoro said quickly, blushing in embarrassment.

"O-of course not!" Saga said nervously. His face was very red and he was drench in sweat.

"Oh, don't be shy. I know you do," Luffy said sweetly, grinning. He placed a hand each on the side of their faces and stroked gently, making their face even redder, almost like a tomato. "Do you want to sleep with me?"

They blinked and didn't know what to say.

"We…can?" Saga asked slowly.

Suddenly, Luffy smashed their heads together, hard. He moved too fast and they didn't have time to react. All they remembered was the numbing pain when their heads were smashed together and the floor suddenly rushing up to meet them.

Before all went black, the last thing they heard were "fools".

Hope all of you enjoyed this chapter :-) R & R please.