Hey, guys! This is my first attempt at a real crack fic, so don't be too hard on me. I know I may have put a little humor in my other fics, but this is gonna be 100 percent humor! I'm just going to write on this when I'm bored or when I run out of ideas for my other stories. This was inspired by Attack of the evil TV on Newgrounds.
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Naruto and Sasuke sat in Sasuke's couch, half asleep.
All of a sudden, a huge, golden dome formed around Naruto and Sasuke.
"What the hell?!" Sasuke shouted with wide eyes while Naruto just lazily looked around.
"This can't be good."
In a flash, they disappeared, only to reappear in a subway station without an exit.
"What the hell...?" Naruto asked slowly as he got up.
"Where are we?" Sasuke asked and spotted a man dressed in all black, looking just as lost as they are.
"And what the hell am I wearing?" Naruto asked looking at his new clothes, black combat boots, black cargo pants, black muscle shirt and a black trench coat. "Honestly... no orange whatsoever? This is so not me."
"What are you, a faggot?" Sasuke asked making Naruto grin.
"No, but judging by your clothes, I'd say you are."
Sasuke looked down to find that he was wearing...
"Latex?!" he exclaimed with wide eyes, noticing that he was wearing the exact same clothes that Trinity woman he saw in a movie wore. "What the hell?!"
"Um... excuse me..." the lost looking man said walking up to them. "Why are you wearing the same clothes as Trinity?"
"I didn't ask for this..." Sasuke grumbled, red faced.
Naruto stared at the man who stared right back, both of them wearing identical clothes.
"..."
"..."
Naruto leaned in and stared intently at the man.
"Is there a problem?"
"Hey!" Naruto shouted making the man jump in surprise. "You're that Neo guy, right?! I've heard about you!"
"Wait!" Sasuke shouted, staring at the man. "Neo? As in Neo, the main character in the Matrix movies, Neo?"
"Movies?"
"Yay! I'm in a movie!" Naruto shouted, giddy with joy. "Then this must be the inescapable subway station..."
"What subway station?" Sasuke asked making Naruto look at him.
"Oh, yeah! You haven't seen Matrix Revolutions! You are so slow!"
"You know... you're really starting to act like a faggot right now..." Sasuke said with a smirk as he crossed his arms.
"You're one to talk, Latex boy." Naruto said, wiping the smirk off Sasuke's face. He looked around and spotted something. "Hey! A TV!"
"Hey! That wasn't here a minute ago!" Neo shouted as he walked over to the TV with the two teens.
"It's got a DVD..." Naruto said and put a hand on his chin. "Since we're gonna be stuck here for a good long while, I have no choice but to watch anime women in..." he said and took a Sailor Moon DVD out of his coat. "TINY MINISKIRTS!"
"Okay... Your gayness factor just dropped several notches. You're definitely straight." Sasuke concluded, getting a grin from the blond.
"Of course I am! I even have a built in gaydar."
"A built in what?"
"Gaydar! It's something in my head that, if I get too close to a fag, goes BEEEEEEEEP! Kind of like positive tinnitus." Naruto explained as he inserted the DVD and pressed play. Just as the episode started, a lightning bolt shot out of the TV and enveloped them before sucking them into the TV.
"Strange guys..." Neo said as he stared at the turned off TV. "Now how the hell am I gonna get outta here? Aw, screw it."
And so, he broke down and started doing the Chicken dance.
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So? What do you think? Should I continue this?
R&R!