Lily: AND WE'RE BACK! But for now, it's only me for the AN panel - Mira-chan didn't have enought time to write it with me (T.T)

There are a couple of announcments to make:

1) We're not dead, so there's no reason for you to wish that. For those who want to make a dream-come-true, you will burn in Hell.
2) We're finally starting to care for the for us!
and lastly 3) We do not, in any chance, even if Heaven becomes Hell, own Man! Because if we did, we would've created two machines - one to make all the Mangas in the world real, and the second is to turn a peson GAY.

Read and Enjoy~

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Chapter 5 – Troublesome Madness

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It was a late Friday evening, and there could be heard curses all over the dorms. The reason is very simple to understand - Allen got lost and in some miracle-ish way, he found a door that was really similar to his –as if the others weren't- and since he thought that it was his room he entered the unlocked door. But surprise, surprise. On the cold stoned floor was a Japanese youth that was meditating. WITHOUT wearing a shirt (A/N: this is for all the Kanda fangirls out there!).

He looked up and down, down and up and he just couldn't take his eyes off the toned Samurai. To Allen's eyes, Kanda's body was like dream that each and every male dreamed to have. And this dream was now coming true for Allen thanks to the all-ruling bitch (although not in this case, fortunately) called Fate.

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Friday 08:00AM - Kanda's routine:

In the morning, he had his Kendo club to attend. He was there for freakin' 5 hours.

After club, he was annoyed by a carrot-head known as Junior Bookman AKA Lavi.

After a good hour of fighting him off and inadvertently sending him to the infirmary, he went straight to eat lunch.

After eating, he was awaited by a huge crazy robot -it was trying to drink something that some would call C.O.F.F.E.E, but he still wasn't sure about that-. He successfully destroyed it.

Just as he walked to the small-and-yet-too-far dorms, he was attacked by (so it seemed to him) millions of rabid fangirls who wanted nothing but to touch him – even if it was a punch in the face.

It was 04:00PM already, so Kanda decided that he needed to kill some time, thus he went to train behind the dorms building.

He came back at 06:00PM and went straight to the bath. Again.

Being the work-holic he was, he had to do something up until the end of the day. Thus, not even bothering to wear s shirt, he sat on a small Tatami mat and meditated.

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Friday 10:00AM – Allen's routine:

Allen's first stop in the morning, aside from his room, was the cafeteria. He ate enough food to hibernate for three winters straight.

He ate for at least 3 hours, then he met Lavi at the library and they both went into the nearby town.

After an hour of having Lavi embarrass him by walking into numerous X-rated shops (although he got used to it after the fourth time) and chatting-up and being brutally rejected by what seemed to be every hot girl they passed by, Allen arrived back at the university for his lecture-revision with Lenalee.

Once they had finished going over notes, Allen and Lenalee headed down to the cafeteria for a dinner where Allen managed to consume almost the combined body weight of everyone in the room in the form of casseroles, pasta, noodles, bread, sweets and tea.

Around approximately 7:00pm-ish, Allen stumbled out of the cafeteria (with fifty or so dumbstruck eyes following him out the door), wandered around the dorms for a little while and due to still being elated from the gratuitous amounts of food in his stomach, got himself completely and utterly lost.

After walking through the dorms for a further thirty minutes and curing to high heaven with regard to his incredible sense of direction (note the sarcasm), Allen finally arrived at a dormroom-door (try saying that three times fast) that held a particular likeness to his own.
Without contemplating the possibility that it may not be his dorm, Allen let himself in through the unlocked door and received an eyeful of a muscular, caramel-colored chest, long ebony hair that fell around the aforementioned chest and the stern, but equally handsome face of a Mr. Yuu Kanda.

It was at this point that two thoughts fluttered across Allen's mind. The first being something along the un-intelligible lines of 'Hot damn', 'OMGomgomgomg' and 'Haaa…' (at which point, a trail of drool began making its way down the corner of his mouth).

And second, thoughts that were far more intelligent and rather more applicable to the situation, which were- 'Oh shit, I'm dead', 'Well, the door WAS unlocked' and 'Maybe he won't notice if I leave' (since to Allen, Kanda appeared to have fallen asleep sitting up. Mediation was an unthought-of explanation to him at the time).

Going with the last sensible thought his brain made, Allen attempted to make his way back into the corridor unnoticed. Just as he reached for the doorknob, a sensual voice spoke from across the room.
"What the fuck are you doing in my room, beansprout?" Allen glanced at the man on the floor whom had not moved, nor given any sign that he had spoken apart from the crinkled frown visible on his forehead.

"Uh, I got lost coming back from dinner and your dorm looks a bit like mine, so I thought it was." he replied. Allen figured that telling the truth was best, despite the fact that it sounded hardly believable.

"You baka."

"Hey! It was an easy mistake!"

Sighing, Kanda rose from his spot on the dismal grey-carpeted floor and opened his eyes to glare at Allen.

"Which section is your dorm in?" Kanda asked him, still looking at him as if he were being interrogated.

"Section? Um, I think I'm in section F…"

Kanda glared impossibly harder. "Walk outside my room, take a right and then a left once you hit the staircase. And if I ever catch you in my room again, by accident or not, I'll make you feel such excruciating pain that you'll beg me for death, got that?"

Without another word, Allen slipped out of Kanda's dorm. Allen wasn't scared of Kanda's threat, but he HAD walked in on the topless man, so Allen figured he deserved it.

Whilst Allen pondered how many lives he must have after so many near-misses, Kanda meanwhile 1- Admired Allen's firm round ass, and 2- Remembered the drool that left Allen's mouth as he stared at Kanda's body with fondness.

Chuckling to himself, Kanda returned to his area on the floor. 'This makes things much easier' he thought as he returned to his meditation.

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