There are parts in this chapter I've had to re-format because some people actually read the rules and agreements or whatever and chat format is a big no-no, so I had to fix it. Also, this writing sucks. But I won't mess with the writing in general. I like to see how I've improved. Also, I noticed that I tended to switch from past tense to present tense… just ignore that.

HI! I have a Disclaimer: I don't own, Warriors, Motorola Razers, google, Ebay, Nokia or any other thing mentioned in this story. I only own the story.

One rainy day, while Firestar was sitting in his den surfing the Internet with his new laptop, he went to google. When he was there he typed in "cheap cellphones" his old one, a nokia, was blown up by Lionnpaw with Firestar's secret granade launcher (which isn't so secret now), but that's another story. Anyway once Firestar was there, under the big cool google thing was the first result. Ebay! "What the Starclan, is Ebay?" Firestar asked the air. He clicked on it. Up popped this really cool website.

Firestar went up to the thingy where you type in what you want to get. He typed in "Motorola Razr" up popped all these listings for Razr's. He clicked on the one that said, "Blue Motorola Razr". He then saw a picture of a "pretty" blue Razr. He saw that the highest bidding was $150. He then typed in $239. He wondered what would happen next. It told him to put in his e-mail, and he would get an e-mail that told him if he won (AN: I don't know if this is what happens, I don't use Ebay I only look to see something for somebody). He typed in, , and waited. It then told him, he would receive an e-mail to tell him if he got the cell-phone by the end of the day. The laptop's instant messenger dinged. He looked at it. It was Onestar. He decided while he was waiting to get an e-mail from "Ebay" he might as well talk to Onestar. He clicked on the thingy.

Onestar_is_awesome says, "Hi. Waz up Fire?"

Hot_Fire says, "I'm waiting for an e-mail from Ebay."

Onestar_is_awesome says, "Waz Ebay?"

Hot_Fire says, "It's this website where you can get cool cheap stuff and you bid, and if you are the highest bidder you get the thing."

Onestar_is_awesome says, "COOL! I'm gonna go there!"

Onestar_is_awesome has left to go to Ebay.

Hot_Fire has left to take a nap.

Firestar closed his laptop lid and curled up in his nest.

Meawhile…

Squirrelflight was day dreaming in her nest in the warrior's den when her silver razr rang. She was startled out of a daydream. She flipped open the phone. "Hey," she meows into the phone.

Tawnypelt replies, "Hey girl what's up?"

Squirrelflight yawns and says, "Nothing. What are you doing? I think my dad is getting a new phone."

"Um, why?" Tawnypelt meows.

"Oh, um… Lionpaw… kind of… umm… blew it up with dad's "secret" granade launcher." Squirrelflight informs her.

"Firestar has a granade launcher? Damn, Blackstar only has a machine gun. I used it once to threaten Russetfur! It was awesome," Tawnypelt laughs at the memories.

"I think Daddy has one of those too!" Squirrelflight giggles into the phone.

"I know this is totally random, but what do you think your kits are going to be named?" Tawnypelt rapidly changes the subject.

"Hmmm… I think I'll ask daddy if he'll name Lionpaw, Lionheart after that awesome noble cat that died before I was born. Jaypaw would make a good Jayfeather. And Hollypaw would make a good Hollyleaf. What do you think?" Squirrelflight answers. (Brief interlude: Gosh, I was awesome at predicting those, was I not?)

"That is awesomeo 2,000! You should suggest those," Tawnypelt tells her.

"Yeah, I know, am I an awesomeo 2,000 name thinker uppper, or what?" Squirrelflight sounds smug.

"Yeah, you are. Hey, hold on. TIGERKIT! GET OFF OF THAT ROCK! NO! I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL LISTEN! GET YOU FRICKEN BUTT OF OF THERE!" Tawnypelt yells very loudly, making Squirrelflight jump.

"Woah. Is Tigerkit climbing that huge rock again? One of these days, he's going to fall and smash his head open," Squirrelflight says.

"Yeah, I know. Crap. I said I'd go meet what's his name, for a coffee. Talk to you later!" Tawnypelt meows.

"Bye! I'll talk to you tomorrow or something!" Squirrelflight meows before hanging up the phone.

Squirrelflight shuts the top of the phone and goes into the clearing, to tell Brambleclaw that she is smartacle.

Meanwhile, Firestar was waking up from his nap. He got out of his nest and stretched. He then padded over to his really small table (that Lionpaw had snatched from the twolegs) and opened the lid of his lap-top. He went on his e-mail and went to his inbox.

There was an e-mail from E-bay! He clicked on it. This is what it said:

CONGRATULATIONS! You are the highest bidder for the silver motorola razr, cellphone ! Please reply by copying the form below, filling it out and forwarding it to us! Your cellphone will arrive 7 days after you send this!

So Firestar copied the form and put it on a new-email. He then filled it out.

FULL NAME: Fire Star

ADDRESS: 234 PO box, Lake View, VT, 05828 (AN: I know they don't live in the US, but I know of nothing about the UK, so I just did this)

PHONE NUMBER: 1-802-673-3490

AGE: 48

It was obvious that Firestar had lied by saying that he was 48, which was just how old he was in moons, with 4 moons a season and just taking of the "moons" part and writing 48. Now he was really happy that Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight had insisted they get a PO box at the twoleg place for mail. He would have Lionpaw sneak in and get the mail when it came. He then finished and decided to take another nap.

Meanwhile…

"YES, BUT SQIURRELFLIGHT, I WAS JUST STATING A FACT!" Brambleclaw was having an argument about Squirrelflight and her being "smarticle".

"SOOO? I MADE UP THE WORD SMARTICLE! IT MEANS AWESOMELY SMART! ALSO, KIND OF WEIRD!" Squirrelfight yelled at the big headed tabby.

"Squirrelflight, if you want you can use it. If you made it up, then I guess you can use it. It counts as a word then," Brambleclaw sucks up to Sqiurrelflight.

"Thank you! Now come with me, you nice big tabby," She purrs to him. He purrs with delight and follows her into the Warrior's den. Her head popped out to put up a sign, that said: DO NOT DISTURB!

Well, that was interesting! Find out what happens with Lionpaw and getting the mail for Firestar. And how the heck will Ashfur get 20 pounds of peanut butter? BYE!

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