Disclaimer: so I don't own iCarly so ya know...don't go suing me. It's not nice.

A/N: this is my first dip into iCarly so feel free to let me know my mistakes an everything like that. Any ooc-ness, I'd like to know.

Summary: Sam's falling in love. And no, not with Freddie.

I'm tryin not to laugh but...can you blame me?

"Freddie! This isn't funny!" she shrieks. Yes the hell it is. Ya know it is cus even the geek is laughing at her.

"You look like a cheap highlighter." I say with a shrug. Carly turns to glare at me. "It's true." I say.

"It doesn't look that bad." Freddie tries.

"It's bubblegum pink." I say.

"Alright so it does look pretty bad." he says holding in a laugh.

"So does your face." I say to him. That shuts him up. Nobody laughs at or picks on Carly but me.

"You are so hurtful lady!" he says after letting out what he calls a manly girl scream. Hey don't look at me, he came up with it.

"You're presence annoys me little man!" I say letting out an exasperated sigh. I see Carly move outta the corner of my eye and duck down. "He started it." I say. She glares again before spraying us with the spray bottle. I hate it when she does that. She goes back to the mirror to look at her new hair.

"Guys now isn't the time to fight! I can't go to school like this!" she shrieks.

"Well...why not?" Freddie asks. She smiles sweetly and walks over to him.

"Cus Freddie..." she says in a sugary sweet voice. "I look like a Crayola advertisement!" she yells right beside his head causing him to jump and fall. I laugh.

"Do that again." I say. She glares. "I'm getting quiet." I say. She runs a hand through her hair.

"Hey Carly! Have you see-" Spencer stops to giggle after running up the stairs. "Your hair is pink." he says giggling some more. And he's the oldest? Uh huh. Carly turns to him.

"Really Spencer? I hadn't noticed." she says sarcastically.

"Words can hurt ya know." he says face falling a little. Then brightens right back up before going to a worried semi-guilty look. "Why is your hair pink?" he asks. Carly sighs.

"Because, I was dying my hair for spirit week and I bought red, the box said red, the bottle said RED!" she starts but Freddie puts an arm around her to calm her. Why does he have to touch her so much? "But my hair came out pink." she whines. Spencer looks away and I know, I just feel it, he has somethin to do with this.

"Heh, funny thing, I might have accidentally put the wrong dye in the wrong box." he says nervously. She turns to him slowly.

"How did you manage this?" she asks slowly. He chuckles stepping back.
"Well ya see, Maddie wan-" Freddie cuts him off.

"Who's Maddie?" he asks. Spencer brightens up like a kid at the candy store.

"Maddie is my new creation. She's gonna be gorgeous, but she wanted pink hair to go with her green outfit." he says. Then Carly glares at him and he looks like a little boy in trouble. Aww.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" she yells. Freddie looks around as Carly move in on her brother.

"Help me one of you guys." he says.

"I'm gonna go see my mom." Freddie says walking out. Spencer turns to me.

"I'm gonna go get ham." I say leaving. As I'm downstairs munching on the best food ever, I can hear Carly's threats and Spencer's scream.

"No! Don't hurt mad- you but that lighter down! She's wax! She burns easily!" he's yelling and I'm eating. Life is good.

A/N 2: so could you guys review and let me know if I should continue? It'd be appreciated.