Inumaru: So yeah, one day I got the urge to do a Harry PotterXOne Piece crossover. So I decided, "Hey, why not." So here I am, doing this when I should be working on other stories of mine.

Some Notes: This will have Slash/Yaoi/Boy love in it. Why? Because I say so, that's why. If you don't like it go away. I've already thought up most of the pairings.

ZoroXLuffy, FredXSanjiXGeroge (a threesome, they both like him), UsoppXLuna, (XD I can imagine it!) SiriusXRemus,

I also need your opinion, who do you think I should pair Harry up with? Severus or Hermione? I'm not going to put him with anyone else if you don't like those pairings so suck it up. If he goes with Severus then Hermione will most likely be paired with Nami and Robin (or one or the other.). If he goes with Hermione then Robin will probably go with Severus (maybe).

There might be more pairings, I dunno. This is set in Harry's fifth year and here are everyone's age, I dunno if it is all right so just pretend they are.

Luffy-18

Zoro-20

Nami-19

Usopp-17

Sanji-19

Chopper-9 (I seriously have no idea how old he's suppose to be.)

Robin-21 (I think…)

Franky-23 (I'm guessing on him too)

Harry-15

Ron-16

Hermione-16

Draco-16

Sirius-37

Remus-36

Severus-37

Fred & George-17

I don't know if all these ages are right and honestly I don't care much. If they are incredibly wrong tell me, if you guys know a site where I can find out stuff for Harry Potter or One Piece that'd be greatly appreciated. Okay, let's start this baby.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Harry Potter. Trust me, you'd know if I owned it or not.

Warnings: Yaoi/Slash/boy love and maybe Girl love/femslash/Yuri. Bad words, sexual tendencies, innuendos, Smart!Luffy, violence, maybe future lemons, perverted comments, and mentions of abuse. Enjoy.

Summery: Albus Dumbledore finds a letter left by Lily and James Potter about their heritage and when he does the spell he accidentally summons The Thousand Sunny to Hogwarts. After a test he finds that Luffy is a distant relative of Harry's. Unable to return to the seas the Straw Hats find them self at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft of Wizardly. What will this year bring with the Straw Hat pirates roaming the halls of Hogwarts?

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Letters

"Japanese" (When most people are speaking English)

"English" (When most people are speaking Jap.)

"Blah" Any kind of magical thing speaking like snakes, sorting hat, etc.

Of Wizards and Pirates

Chapter 1: Heritage

Albus Dumbledore sat in his office in Hogwarts, a magical school. It was currently summer and he was getting ready to leave for Sirius Black's ancestral home. An Order of the Phoenix meeting was going to happen in a couple hours and he need to get ready, and maybe get a meal from Molly Weasley while he was at it. Just as he was about to leave via. floo he heard a pecking on the glass. He looked over and saw an owl pecking on his window. He got up and went and opened the window as the medium sized owl flew in and onto his desk. The owl hooted at him and held his leg out. Albus offered it a lemon drop but it just flew off as he took the letter off of him.

The old wizard just shook his head ruefully. Some people just couldn't appreciate the greatness of lemon drops. He picked up the letter and flipped it around and immediately recognized the Gringgots symbol. He opened it and it read.

Dear Albus Dumbledore.

It seems that a letter that was in our possession for fourteen years that we have mistakenly neglected to send. It has a Potter stamp on it and is addressed to you on it. Although it seems easier that we send it through owl there was a note on it asking that we don't do so incase the owl were to be intercepted and the letter stolen. We ask you if you were to please come to Gringgots so you may read it.

Sincerely

Griphook

Gringgots wizarding bank

Albus blinked and wondered what in the letter could be so important that the goblins wouldn't dare send it through owl? The headmaster felt a shiver of something to come go up his spine. He shrugged it off and grabbed a handful of floo powder off the mantel of his fire place and threw it into the fire and spoke loudly.

"Transfiguration Room, Minerva McGonagall." And the fire crackled green and Albus stuck his head into it. When he did so he saw his old friend.

"Albus, what's wrong?" She asked, concern in her voice.

"Nothing is wrong Minerva, I was summoned by Gringgots so I just wanted to tell someone I was leaving. So don't burn down the castle while I'm gone." He said, amusement clearly in his voice.

Minerva gave an indigent sniff. "How could you suggest a thing? Besides, that's Severus's job." Albus chuckled and pulled his head out of the fire. He grabbed another handful of powder and stepped into the fire and threw it down.

"Diagon Alley!"

In a flash of green and a roar of fire, Albus began to spin through fireplaces until he landed in the right one. He stepped out and into the Leaky Cauldron where he saw Tom.

"Hello Professor Dumbledore, can I get you anything?" He called out.

"Thank you Tom but I can't, I have some business to attend to." Dumbledore said, giving him a smile. The barkeeper nodded and began to return to his duties.

The old wizard went into the backroom and tapped the bricks and strolled into the busy Diagon Alley. It was two weeks before school started; people were shopping for their things at Hogwarts. Children were excited, talking animatedly with friends or parents and their parents were smiling at their child's enthusiasm.

Of course it made Albus feel happy and distressed. Happy that the children were so care-free but distressed by the fact that no one knew of Voldemort's return. If only Minister Fudge would tell the British community then maybe they could actually start to prepare the wizarding world. He sighed but made his way into Gringgots and then found a open teller.

"Hello, I wish to speak to Griphook please. It's about a letter." The goblin blinked then nodded at him. He motioned Albus to follow him and lead him to a back room. There sat an old goblin and a younger goblin.

"Mr. Dumbledore, welcome. Thank you for coming so quickly." Said the older goblin.

Dumbledore nodded and sat in the free chair in front of the desk.

"Of course. May I ask what this is about?" Dumbledore's curiosity was nagging at him to find out what was going on.

"Yes, you may. But first I am Ragnok, the head goblin here at Gringgots and this is Griphook," He pointed to the younger goblin. "Who is in charge of the Potter estate. If you would please Griphook."

Griphook cleared his throat and began to speak.

"I was doing a yearly check around the vaults to see if anyone had been foolish enough to get killed in there," The goblin grinned a nasty grin, showing that someone must have. "And as I walked by the Potter estate I found a huge compelling to open it and get something out of it.

"When I opened the vault I found my self walking towards the back of the vault and I picked up a letter and then the compelling stopped. I left the vault, closing it, and came up here to show it to Ragnok." Griphook explained.

"I searched it and it seemed that there were no dark spells on it except a compelling charm. But it is strange since the compelling charm was spelled so only Griphook could remove it. But we believe that may be because he has been the Potter accountant for several years." Ragnok explained. He then slid the letter over to the headmaster who took it carefully. It read Albus Dumbledore on it in a familiar hand writing that could only be Lily Potter's. He opened it and began to read.

Dear Albus

If you are reading this then this means that Voldemort has gotten to us and killed us. Hopefully the ancient spell I found is working and Harry is still alive. Before my mother passed away, not too long after my father's passing, she told me a secret that she and my father had kept from me and Petunia for years. She was as witch, I wasn't a muggle born like I thought I originally was. Both of my parents were magical but chose to leave the magical world when all of their loved ones died. It was too painful, she told me.

She began to tell me of my heritage, of the line of wizards and witches in my family. My mother's great-great-great-great grandmother had been a powerful witch; her twin brother was even greater. But sadly her brother had been betrayed by a friend of his and left the wizarding world. Nobody, not even my great (Times four) Grandmother knew where he had gone.

I found this spell, it was a spell that my old grandmother, Amelia D. Johnson (her maiden name) had created to find and bring her brother back. But in order to do so she needed a lot of magic and courage. Sadly she died before she could try it. I ask you please Dumbledore to please bring one of my relatives back. Before me and James went into hiding we visit a true seer friend of ours. He told us that if we are to die then you should summon one of my family's distant relatives to bring to England. He said it would help our son Harry and the person you summon will be powerful enough to protect Harry.

Please Albus, please do this for Harry.

Lily Potter

Albus could almost feel the tears start to shed. It hits him hard sometimes when he realizes just how much he misses Lily and James Potter. They were such good students and friends of his. He blinked the tears back and shuffled the papers and found a small journal in between them. He thought about the thought of opening it there but decided not to. He slid it into his robe pocket and thanked the goblins.

The two nodded and he was led out of the office to the main lobby, making his way to the pub so he could quickly make his way back to Hogwarts. He disappeared with a quick but clear ringing voice of "Hogwarts".

Ragnok sat at his desk, wondering just how they had missed that letter for fourteen years. The head goblin checked all of the goblins that had worked at Gringgots for the last fourteen years, asking when the last time they went near the Potter vault. They had all been surprised, and even a little flustered, that every time they thought of walking around there they had realized they had something else to do and figured someone else would take care of it.

It didn't take long for the old goblin that someone had put a very strong compelling charm that makes people turn and go away, almost exactly like muggles and magical things. But if it really was as strong as that why did it suddenly stop now? Or was it even now, was it before and they had simply never noticed? The older goblin didn't like this predicament. If someone could hide something in his bank then that was very bad.

Ragnok decided he would get to the very bottom of it, no matter how long and what resources he used.

XxXxXxXx

Dumbledore stumbled out of the fireplace and into his room, something he hadn't done since his teenage years. He quickly sat down and pulled the journal and letter out. He flipped to the first page of the journal and found himself immersed into the story of the great ancestor of Lily Potter.

Amelia D. Johnson was born only a few minutes later of her older brother Jacob D. Johnson. The two spent a good amount of time together growing up, and were very close. But as things progressed into years the book was worn and hardly readable. The only things Albus could truly understand was that someone had betrayed Jacob, causing him to become depressed, withdrawn, and bitter. More talk of Amelia trying to help her brother but only causing him to fall deeper into his anger until he finally disappeared completely.

There were pages that were ripped out, smudged, and some completely ruined. The last entry though, caught his attention.

October 21, 1797

The situation has become increasingly dangerous. I've sent John away with the children so they don't get anymore involved in my work. I wanted to obliviate me from their minds but that's where my love drew the line. He wanted them to remember me, no matter what happens.

I think I finally found a good lead to where Jacob is. I wonder and pray for him everyday. I wonder if he has children now, I wonder if he misses me now too. Oh dear, I'm starting to cry now. Well, with this spell I have created I can now go to him. With this me and my brother shall be reunited. Let's hope it-

Dumbledore flipped the page, expecting to see more but finding absolutely nothing. What had happened? Was she interrupted by something or someone? The bearded man through flipped another page and something fell out and landed on his desk. He put the small journal down and picked up the paper and unfolding it to see what was inside. He gasped when he saw what was inside.

It was a complex spell that he had never seen the likes of before. No wonder Lily had wanted him to do it. To accomplish this it would take more then a good amount of magic. It was so complex and it would take some time but he should be able to do it.

Albus Dumbledore set himself to work.

XxXxXxXx

It had taken nearly an hour of precise character writing. On the hard floor of his room he painted a big circle and put the correct characters in and he stood in the middle and began to chant in Latin. What he didn't know was that he misspoke a word, causing the entire thing to change. Albus' voice began to get louder and louder with every sentace until the last four words.

"SO MOTE IT BE!"

There was a flash of bright magic and it blinded him for a few moments. When the light disappeared and his eyesight returned he saw…nothing. Even the circle that had been there previously was gone.

Albus turned and looked at his familiar, Fawkes. The phoenix cocked its head at the old man and gave a small trill. The man sighed before giving the bird a weary grin.

"I guess it was worth a try, eh old friend?" He asked as he began to walk back to his desk. Suddenly the office began to shake. The little shaking then became a huge tremor and the sky out sided darkened. The headmaster looked out the window and saw the sky darkening and the clouds began to swirl in an odd shape. Suddenly the sky opened up above the lake and with a flash of bright light a huge ship fell out and landed in the water. Albus decided to get a better look so he took off out of his office and down the stairs.

Just as he was about to go out through the main doors he heard his named called from behind him. He turned to see his old friend Minerva.

"Albus, what's going on?" She asked in a panicked voice.

The old wizard looked at her with a twinkle in his eyes.

"I think I might know but let us go see?" And with that the two set out with a fast pace to the lake.

When they got there they couldn't help but stare at the ship. It was huge! There was a huge what looked to be a lion at the front of the ship, but what got their attention the most was the sail. They recognized the sign as the Jolly Roger. The mark of pirates. Albus seemed to enjoy this one though. It had a huge smile on it and a straw hat. He could already tell this was going to be interesting.

The two of them heard voices coming from on top of the ship. The ship was close enough to land so if you were get off the ship you'd be on shallow water. Then someone came down from the ship, not noticing either of the two wizards. When he made it down he turned and froze when he saw them. The man was tallest with darkish skin, a long nose and curly black hair. He started to speak in a different language that Albus recognized as Japanese. He really began to regret never learning it.

The man yelled up to someone on the deck and suddenly a red beam of light came and hit the man in the chest, forcing him backwards.

Albus and Minerva swirled around and saw Severus standing there with his wand out.

"Severus!" The transfiguration teacher said, shocked.

"It's obvious he was calling for backup from that ship." The man said.

Albus sighed. "Be that as it may I wanted to try and talk to them before anything like that happened."

They turned and there were a lot more people down now. They were huddled around the man who had been stunned and shook him, trying to get him to wake up. A man with black hair with a straw hat on his head and wearing a red vest, blue shorts, and sandals turned stiffly and walked up to them and glared at them, his eyes holding power. He spoke in that Japanese again, but it was obvious what he wanted.

Dumbledore didn't move but he spoke directly at Snape.

"Severus, remove the spell." He said. The potion master hesitated a bit but then waved his wand and the tanned man could suddenly move again. The people behind the straw hat wearing man spoke excitedly and happily. The Straw Hat man, who was most likely the Captain, turned slowly and looked at the man who had been stunned and seemed to ask if he was alright because the tanned man gave a shaky thumbs up.

"I'm sorry if he caused your crewmate any pain." Albus said.

Everyone of the crewmates seemed to be confused to what he was saying except the woman with the dark black hair and the captain himself.

"Who are you, and where are we?" The captain spoke, his voice only slightly accented. Everyone, even the woman with the dark hair seemed surprised that he spoke English.

"My name is Albus Dumbledore and I mean you no harm. Please forgive my friend, he though you were going to be a danger to the school." He said.

"Al-bus Dum-ble-dore…This place is a school?" He said, sounding out the man's name.

"Yes, although the children aren't back from summer vacation just yet." The old wizard said. "May I ask what your name is?"

Luffy seemed to hesitate only slightly. "Monkey D. Luffy."

Dumbledore's eyes sparkled brightly at that.

"Well then Mr. Luffy, why don't we go inside and we can talk about why you're here."

Luffy stared at him a little longer, as if evaluating him. He seemed to find nothing wrong and nodded. He then turned and spoke to the others. When everyone was ready he lead them up to the school.

"Welcome," The headmaster started. "To Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardly."

TBC

Inumaru: First Chapter, done! I hope you all enjoy this chapter. Just so you all know I have other stories to update and stuff and don't expect this to be long chapters. It will probably get longer each chapter but who knows. Tell me what you think.

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Thank you!!