I'm a terrible person. (hides in emo corner with Roxas. So I'm posting a short little intermission. I feel terrible; you all write nice reviews and favorite my story and the guilt keeps stacking up. But curse Saîx and his chapter. It eludes me so! So this is not his chapter, just a short intermission. Maybe I will post it soon. I hope I can. Keep pestering me, seriously. Eventually my heart feels the guilt. I've been working on ideas for some other pieces, so this one has been the last on my mind, but for some reason people seem to like it…I love you guys.

A side note: Thank you guys soooooo much for reviewing. You're awesome and the reason I write. I try to respond to my reviews, and if I haven't I'm terribly sorry! =(It's not purposeful (is that proper grammar?).

Disclaimer: If I owned I'd have a party. And invite all my lovely readers.

Naminé's Top 13 Tips For Nobodies

When picking a nobody name, make sure it is not an anagram of man sex

2. When carving strange marks into your face, make sure that they cannot be

perceived as a sign of fanatical devotion to your superior.

3. If you have pink hair and power over flowers, it's your own fault if people mistake you for a girl …

4. Evil does not pay, but it does get you scores of fangirls

5. Black cloaks are the new overlarge shoes

6. Telling a potential boyfriend that he was not meant to exist does not impress

7. Do not do Larxene's shopping. End of story. If she approaches you with a shopping list run now, run fast

8. Do not feed Xaldin beans…

9. Stay away from Larxene and Saîx at "that time of the month"

10. Electrocution works almost as well as hair gel

11. Strange hairstyles are a must…

12. Xemnas must always have his Lucky Charms if he is to be agreeable in the morning. Likewise, Vexen needs his coffee and Larxene needs her chocolate.

13. Stay away from angry heroes with keyblades

Follow these rules and you should have a happy and prosperous career as a nobody.

-Naminé

Twins?

"So," Sora began, "can you feel her inside you?"

"Naminé?" Kairi asked. "No. Can you feel Roxas?"

"I don't think so. Sometimes I think I do but my mom tells me that's just hormones."

"Why do you ask?" she said.

"Well I was just wondering if they get to spend every day together. You know, since we do and all," the keyblade master replied.

"I hope so! They were so cute together!"

Riku rolled his eyes. "Roxas was born when Sora became a heartless, and Naminé was born when Sora released Kairi's heart."

Kairi paused. "That would mean they both came from Sora's body, right Riku?"

Riku nodded.

"Which would make them twins, right?" Sora concluded.

There was a long pause.

Kairi's Guide To Kidnapping

If you're a princess of heart, sooner or later you're bound to be kidnapped. This guide will show you what to do if that does happen.

Step One: Allow the male allies to throw themselves at the kidnapper, in an effort to protect you. If you have no male allies around, skip to step 2. If alone when kidnapped, proceed to step 3.

Step Two: Allow female allies to stand in front of you, but not close enough to be harmed by attacker. If alone when kidnapped, proceed to step 3.

Step Three: Dig heels into the ground. This should slow down your assailant.

Step Four: Now it's time for audio protests. Repeatedly cry, "Let go of me!"

If you have followed the above steps, you will…probably still be kidnapped…but the point is that now you can be saved be a sexy hero.

Sora: *reading over Kairi's shoulder* But Kairi! Weren't you saved by Naminé?

Chores

Organization XIII: Chores List, Monday, November 2

Xigbar: Sweep entire castle

Xaldin: Empty Garbage

Vexen: Kitchen cleanup

Lexaeus: Food Preparation

Zexion: Dusting

Saîx: Vacuuming

Axel: Weapons Maintenance

Demyx: Dishes

Luxord: Bathroom cleanup

Marluxia: Weed Garden

Larxene: Mow Front Yard

Roxas: Laundry

"I knew I shouldn't have called him Mansex," Xigbar mumbled as he looked over the list.

"Laundry again?" Roxas moaned. "What did I do to deserve this? If I have to get through one more load of sweaty cloaks, used underwear, and Larxene's… things, well I'll puke."

"I'll switch anytime," Luxord told the keyblade bearer. "Do you have any idea how filthy that bathroom gets after thirteen people use it?"

"Why does Larxene get to mow the front yard? We don't even have a front yard," Demyx groaned.

"We don't have back yard either," Xigbar pointed out.

"Well then why-" Roxas began.

"Roxas, Roxas, Roxas," his spiky haired friend patted him on the back. "Haven't you ever learned? You have to keep your women happy. Because when they aren't well…"

Larxene skipped by and looked at the list. "Wow. Mowing the front yard again? I must be really good at this." She smiled at her companions and headed back to whatever horrors she had been committing.

"I got this one," Saîx told Xaldin and he pointed to a large scar on his arm, "for telling her to do laundry."

Roxas moaned.

Well what do you think? How will Roxas cope with laundry? Will Xemnas ever get a front yard? Or a back one for that matter? What horrors will Larxene do to Saîx next chapter?

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