Stephenie
Meyer owns all Twilight.
The
story that Jane is telling will be in italics.
Chapter 4 –
Tricky Tricks by the Pixie Part 2
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Edward
POV "Cullen?" I
twitched at the sound of that voice. "BLODDY HELL!" Augh, since
when had Newton appeared? Forcing my eyes open I saw that it was him,
right in front of me. Holy crap. He was looking like Bella, except
for his face… And I don't want to know what was at his chest.
Growling, I pulled Newton up by his collar. Two melons rolled out of
his shirt and onto the floor. What in the world? "What did
you do with Bella?" I said, threateningly. Newton's eyes shone
with fear. "I-I don't know! I was just with Rosalie then
she threw me out the window!" Disgusting. Ripping the window open,
I threw him out and made sure that he was out of the Cullen
residence. Ruffling my slightly messy hair, I walked out of the room
and onto the maze in hopes of finding Bella. Bella
POV "Sorry it took a while love, it
was hard to get yourself around Alice's maze." Edward replied
calmly, as I sat next to him, enjoying his coolness. A comforted
growl came from his chest as he nuzzled against my neck. Suddenly he
stopped, cringing back and turned away from me. "Edward,
are you alright?" This was weird, he didn't say anything. He
stopped breathing too, even though he doesn't need to breathe.
"Edward?" I waved a hand in front of his face. Then, the most
unexpected thing happened.
Ah, I felt like I was in heaven, spending time with
Bella. I assumed that it would be a couple hours before everyone
found their way out of the maze. With my mind reading abilities, I
already knew how to get out of the maze. Here I am, sitting and
having a sweet time with Bella while hearing everyone's thoughts. I
couldn't help but to let curiosity take over, I wondered how
everyone was doing. Letting out a sigh of relief, I turned to Bella
and was about to give her a kiss when -
"Edward?" I called out to nothingness. Squinting my eyes a
little, I looked around. It was dark and hard to see through.
Stamping my foot in frustration as I felt my way around, I really
need to stop that. So far, I believe that I was in a room. Reaching
to the center of the room, I felt it. It was a couch and someone was
occupying it. I immediately backed up; Alice wouldn't put anyone
dangerous in here right? Of course she wouldn't, she knows that…
"Who's there?" My voice hadn't had much courage as I had
wanted it to. A light flicked on, the whole room lit up. It took for
a few seconds for my eyes to adjust to the incoming light. It was
Edward, the one that was sitting on the cough with a crooked smile on
his face. "Edward, I'm glad you're here." Truthfully, I
really was glad. If Edward wasn't here, it would take me days to
find out my way of here.
Edward's
head fell off. It took my
brain a few moments to realize what had just happened. So I did the
only thing my brain could think of right then and there. I
screamed. Carlisle POV "Esme?" I asked again, she ignored me and continued
on to dry sob. I decided to take a look at what she had on the table
in front of her. It was a picture… Of me. My thoughts were
interrupted as Edward walked down the stairs solemnly. I stood up,
trying to catch his attention. "Edward?" He seemed to be avoiding
Esme and me, staring at the floor instead. Even when I had screamed
at him he still hadn't heard me. Sighing I gave up.
Am I still at
home? It was hard to tell, it's amazing how Alice collapsed the
floor and I ended up back in the living room. The night outside was
still dark, everything was in place. Except for Esme, she wasn't in
costume and she was dry crying. Being compassionate and the love for
my wife, I went over to her. Wrapping my arm around her shoulders, I
asked her what was wrong. (A/N: It's really a robot Esme and it
looks like really bad act trying to cry but Carlisle doesn't
realize that, he thinks she's really crying.) There was no
reply.
Taking
slow strides to Esme, Edward mumbled "I'm sorry Esme. There was
nothing in Carlisle's office that was left after the Volturi came…" What?! What had the Volturi been doing here? "Edward, what
happened?!" I was shaking him; he seemed completely unaware of my
presence and body that was shaking him furiously. "What'll
we do now… Without Carlisle it seems lost." "… I-I
don't know." Edward growled. "I can't believe Aro had ordered
that…" "… I know." Esme dry sobbed harder. What?
I was dead? NO!! That wasn't possible, I was right here! Is this
some kind of sick joke? Suddenly Edward turned to me, smiling.
"Just
kidding!" Edward laughed, I felt almost humiliated. This was a mean
joke. Like in slow motion, everything melted. I mean like seriously,
it just melted until it turned to water. Giving a growl of annoyance,
I left the room, stomping and slamming the door shut. That was not a
joke. "Do you think we'll get in trouble?"
Jasper asked, peering into the whole they had made in the floor. Sure
the whole floor was back to normal but while in the process of
putting it back together, Jasper had accidentally made a whole in the
floorboards. "For the floor or the maze?" Alice
asked, staring intently at Emmett's goldfish as it swam around in
its round bowl filled with water. "Both."
"Esme
might get mad at the floor and Carlisle might get mad at his and
others trick. So yeah, we'll get in trouble." Jasper let out a
loud gasp, very audible to vampire ears and the silence. Carlisle's
kitty came out of nowhere, licking its paws while staring at Jasper.
While Carlisle's kitty clawed at Jasper, Alice opened a small pack
of Goldfish: The Snack that Smiles Back. She began to feed it to
Emmett's goldfish. Emmett's goldfish stared at the snack for a
brief second before chomping on it. Turning back to help Jasper get
Carlisle's kitty off of him, Alice could've sworn she heard a
small voice saying "Tell Emmett to feed me more often."
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Everyone had met up with everyone in the maze. Each confused, petrified, or very annoyed or in rage. Rosalie was embracing Emmett so hard that you could hear his bones breaking and wouldn't let him go. While Emmett was taking uneasy steps away from Edward. Bella held Edward and looked at his head, examining it and was murmuring questions. Edward answered her questions, but comforting her first. Esme took a few steps at husband while staring at him like he was going to break into a song anytime. On the other hand, Carlisle was trying to reassure her that he wasn't going to sing and it was just a prank by Alice and Jasper. When everyone was calm and normal again, they jumped about twenty feet into the blank air and somehow ended back in the living room.
"The house!" Esme cried, causing everyone to stare at what was around them. The whole house was gone. The only remains of it were a darker shade of the grass outside, outlining where the house used to be. Right there, on the grass was a small piece of paper. A letter. From Alice and Jasper. The letter read that they were sorry for the mess and jokes and that the house was abducted by aliens and that they would be in Alaska if anyone needed them. Edward literally ripped the paper to shreds after reading it.
"Bella lets go stay with Charlie." Edward said as he stomped to his Volvo with Bella following.
"Alaska." Rosalie growled, grabbing Emmett by the arm and hopping into her BMW.
"They grow up so fast." Esme said as Carlisle wrapped his arms around her. "Where do we go now?"
Carlisle looked down at his wife. "Anywhere you like." She smiled.
"Let's go to the movies."
Vroom vroom.
"Aro, what's that noise?" Jane asked, looking around.
"I- I have no idea." Aro replied, narrowing his eyes. Everyone was here… Wait. One person was missing, it was Caius. "Caius?"
"WRONG!!" A voice shouted and the door of the studio was knocked down. "IT'S ME JASON, HERE TO GET REVENGE. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" A person, wearing a hockey mask with a chainsaw in hand stepped in the studio. VROOM VROOM. The noise of the chainsaw was very loud. The Volturi could've sworn they had seen bloodstains on the chainsaw.
"Caius, are you demented?!" Alec screamed over the noise. People were screaming and the chainsaw noise, it was very noisy in the small and crowded studio.
"Nah." The chainsaw clicked off and the hockey mask fell off. "Just bored." Just as the camera was about to show what happened to the rest of the Volturi members, it clicked off.
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A/N: Was it good? The chainsaw part was kinda random… Microsoft is still messed up. Sorry if its kinda confusing if it mixes.