A/N: What's up fanfic people?! BoomBamCRASHExplosion has finaly arrived! (Comes out behide a big red curtain and fireworks and applausing goes off!) Whoo Hoo, PARTY! Yeah...so, this is my first fanfic and I personally think it's not that bad. MY bff, AndAllThatGoodStuff, finaly convinced me to start, by threatening to tear my head off, and I prefer my head right where it is.

I should tell you that I only wrote about half of this chapter, AndAllThatGoodStuff, wrote the rest. So have fun!!

Unprankable

Chapter 1

The Initiative

Alvin awoke an a Saturday morning to find both his brothers missing from their beds. He went downstairs into the kitchen and saw Simon pouring some Lucky Charms into a bowl. His back was to him, this gave Alvin a mischievious idea. He tip-toed over to Simon until he was close enough, then "BOO!"

"Ahhhhhh!" Simon screamed throwing th Lucky Charms box and his bowl in the air causing the wholegrain and sweet marshmellows to scatter all over the kitchen floor. Simon turned around to see Alvin in a fit of laughter. Simon's face turned red with anger amd embarrassment. "What do you have against me?" He asked getting down on his hands and knees to clean up the mess.

"I don't know. You just have something about you THat you just wanna..." Alvin paused, looked down at the sight before him, and chuckled a bit. "Just wanna mess with." He finished. One day, I'm gonna get you back Alvin." Simon said getting up and dusting himself off. Alvin began to snicker. "What?" Simon asked pouring anew bowl of cereal.

"Nothing, it's just you playing a prank on me and me not seeing it coming is...unlikely." Alvin said taking Simon's bowl of cereal. "I am unprankable." He said putting a spoonful into his mouth. Simon snatched his cereal. "I bet you 10 that I can easily prank you." Simon said.

"You've got yourself a deal." Alvin said spitting into his palm and holding it out to Simon. Simon gave his hand a look of disgust and pushed away in refusal to shake it. Alvin shrugged and wiped the saliva on Simon's shoulder. "ALVIN!!" Simon exclaimed baring a strong resemblance to Dave. (A/N: This is the last part that, AndAllThatGoodStuff, wrote. The rest is what I did, so...enjoy!)

"What?" Alvin said as if he did nothing wrong. "I had to wipe it off somewhere." He said snickering to himself. "But the towel was right there beside you!" Simon said pointing to the dish towel that was hanging on the stove right next to Alvin."Yeah, well I didn't feel like reaching that whole 6 inches, when you were only 2 inches away." Alvin said watching Simon's face grow even redder in anger. (If that is even possible.) If it was even possible, steam would spew out of his ears.

Alvin could see Simon was extremely mad, so he slowly backed out of the kitchen and as soon as he reached the doorway he turned around and quickly hightailed it out of there, still smiling. As soon as Alvin left, a smile slowly began to form on Simon's face as he got an extremely sneaky and divious idea. Now all ne needed was some rope, a chair, a bat, a knife, a hammer, and a box of nails. (A/N: No, I'm just kidding, I would never do that to Alvin. but can you even imagine what type of plan he had to need those supplies!? I can!) Seriously, all he needed was Theodore and Brittany.

A/N: So that was it. The first chapter, but believe, ther will be much more to come. Bet you can't figure out what Simon has planned for Alvin. I bet you can't, but it is something you will never think. Oh and sorry about the short chapter. I promise the next one will be longer, I don;t know how much longer, but I'm pretty sure it will be.

I'll update when I can, But since I'm in 9th grade I've got a lot on my plate. So for now, please go down and press that little Go button and review. Those of you who don't like it can kiss my butt, but for those who do, Say "THANKS!" to , AndAllThatGoodStuff, for threatening me to do this.