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1.

James Potter stared down at the Ancient contract. It had been drawn up between the Ancient heads of the Malfoy and Potter families. It basically stated that the head of the Malfoy family could take a spouse from the House of Potter.

Luckily, it was only a one time deal. But still, he'd be losing a son. He looked up at the blonde Duke sitting comfortably in front of James' desk. Lucius raised his eyebrow and James heaved a heavy sigh, before signing his name, and then the name of his youngest son.

Harry shuddered, as a cold feeling washed over him and a sense of dread settled in his stomach. He shrugged it off and went back to stirring his potion, as his professor, Madame Dubois, walked around the room.

"James. How could you?" Lily asked, clutching a copy of the contract in her fist. "How could you just give our son away?"

"It's either this, or everything that we own, goes to Malfoy. This way, we keep our heritage, our families join together to create one of the greatest alliances of the millennium."

"It's not me that you'd have to answer too. It's your son." Lily said, storming from the room.

James sighed, and buried his face in his hands.

Lily stood in the library that used to be the nursery where her precious son Peyton defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort. She could still see the look of terror on his face as she cradled and checked on the sleeping Harry.

They'd later found out that Peyton had leached his twins Magick off and used it to save the both of them. people applauded Peyton for being so magickally gifted. He was soon hailed as the boy-who-lived.

For a while Lily had her doubts, but seeing Peyton's ability soon confirmed it.

He was the top of his class at Hogwarts, most popular, and Captain of the Quidditch team. His best friends, Ron and Hermione were always there for him and he was beloved by the Wizarding world.

It was all too easy to forget her genius second son, Harry. He'd been accepted into Hogwarts at eight, but after Peyton threw a temper tantrum, he decided not to go, instead he went to Beauxbatons.

Peyton Potter, the boy-who-lived, was currently hidden away in an empty room, snogging Ginny Weasley. Even though she was his best friends little sister, he knew that he loved her. From the moment they had kissed, he knew that they were meant to be together.

He felt his hand wander down and under her skirt, letting his fingers enter her wet centre, eliciting moans from the fifth year, as she clung to him and let him finger her to orgasm.

PRETTY SHORT, BUT I AM DRUNK, AND IT IS 5:30 IN THE AM!!

WILL HAVE SECOND CHAPPIE OUT. . .NEXT WEEK AT THE LATEST. IF I GET OFF OF WORK SOONER I MIGHT WORK ON IT A LITTLE, NO PROMISES.

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