Disclaimer: Don't own Heroes

A/N: This was the result of me being bored and just having fun. I hope you enjoy.

So we've been forced to live with each other, mostly so that I can teach him how to behave. Are you supposed to teach your enemy how to behave…..

Only if they're your brother.

Shut up, Sylar.

It's Gabriel

Since when.

Shrug

Anyways, but yes, mom says I've got the job of watching over him. We're freakin' twins though and apparently he's a minute older than me.

Haha, yep, which means better chance of me kicking your butt

Uh, you couldn't the last time I checked

Doesn't help I was locked in a cell and unable to use my abilities.

Yeah, whatever, I still beat you.

You see my problem; he's annoying as heck. If he wasn't my brother and I wasn't under strict instructions to watch over him, I might kill him, I mean he's a killer for pete's sake.

Are you seriously using your name in your own rant?

What's it to you?

Just weird, that's all.

Get out of my head

Can't help it.

Just shut the heck up.

Ok, yes, I used my name, but it's an expression and just 'cause it's got my name in it doesn't mean I shouldn't use the phrase. So how does one teach someone like him….

I've got a name you know.

And I always have to use it why?

Common courtesy, that's all.

So if I don't kill him, I'll kill myself, sounds fair enough, only problem is, I can't die.

Yes you can

How many times do I have to tell you to shut up?

I don't know.

So, we're now alike, but we're different. It's a very interesting concept that if I didn't have the idea that he could kill me, I might be very interested. I'm not though. I don't want to be like him, I mean I killed Nathan, twice actually, jeez, I need help, future me shoots him and he dies on the table, or so I heard and then I kill him in the future using Sylar's power.

It's Gabriel

Sorry, old habit

I forgive you

I was being sarcastic

So you really killed your brother?

He was going to take over the world

Cool

You didn't think so in the future.

Come on, you think I really believe that?

No, but it's true

So if I didn't want to take over the world what was I doing

You don't want to know.

Tell me

No

Yes

Sylar….

Gabriel.

Ahhhgg, I want to kill you

But you won't

I might

Too much of a mama's boy.

Like you weren't?

Mine wasn't mine

You're lucky I understood that.

Right, whatever…..so what was I doing?

Making waffles

……………blank look

No joke, you wanted to know.

…..waffles? seriously?

You had a son

Ok, now your just messing with me.

Shrug Believe what you want.

Dirty look

Ok, enough of this rant since he won't leave me alone. Just basically, he's evil, I'm not and I have to deal with him. Help…Uh, oh.

Sylar, don't eat that.

It's Gabriel and why?

Uhh…..

Oh, brother Pete, what is it. Evil grin

Uh, it's month old salsa

…why do you have month old salsa?

Life got busy?

Doing what?

Well for one, stopping you, two, other important stuff I had to take care of

So you left the salsa?

I had no idea what was in my fridge when I got back and I haven't been able to throw anything out.

Seriously? Wow and I thought I was nuts.

Shut up.

Eat the salsa.

What?!
Eat the salsa and I'll shut up.

Do I look like an idiot?

Blank stare

Don't answer that.

Ok…so you'll eat the salsa?

Deep sigh and hitting of head

THE END