Chapter 15 Rukia Cooks!
it was early Saturday morning Ichigo was working at the clinic and Rukia was shopping with Orihime. Budo, Momo, and Kiui all now fifteen were relaxing at home. Budo was watching TV. It was all reruns so he kept changing the channel much to Kiui's displeasure. Momo sat reading a book ignoring her brother.
"Onii-Chan! Pick a channel." She pouted.
"Stop whining Kiui, there's nothin on any way." Budo groaned. Momo put down her book and rolled her eyes.
"Budo don't be mean to Kiui." Momo said re opening the book and flipping to the page she had dog eared. The door flew open, Ichigo and Rukia walked in together.
"Rukia! Please!" Ichigo begged.
"No! I wanna cook I just got a new recipe from Inoue!" Rukia gleamed.
"What was that!" Budo asked in shock.
"Aunt Inoue gave mom a new recipe!" Kiui said in fear.
"Run!" Momo shouted as the three took off into there rooms.
"How about I take you out some were fancy, like a stake place." Ichigo suggested.
"Ichigo, I'm cooking." She said sternly. Ichigo whimpered in his head as Rukia made her way to the kitchen. During dinner that night, they all sat at the dinner table, the kids all stared at there father, while they hated there Mom's cooking they new he had it worse, he had to finish his plate, and complement it, while they could eat most of it say thanks and run off to puke. The food was set down in front of them and they all began to eat, Ichigo poked at his with his fork.
"Ichigo, why aren't you eating?" Rukia asked.
"I think it blinked at me…" he replied afraid of the mush, he couldn't tell what much was what.
"Ichigo, eat." She said angrily. He looked around, Rukia was glaring at him, his kids gagged as they took some bites and slid food into their napkins. Ichigo picked up a spoon full he put it in his mouth and the second it hit his tongue he felt like he was ganna puke. Rukia stared at Ichigo her big violet eyes glowing with anticipation of his reaction to her cooking. Ichigo forced a smile on his face.
"Its…" Ichigo started with a gag, "good…"
"Really!" Rukia said glowing. Ichigo gagged and nodded, he wished one of the kids would distract her so he could hide some in his napkin too, but he new he'd have to suffer threw this meal. That night Ichigo was in bed in the fetal position, he was close to tears he was in so much pain. Heh… I think this is it… to think I took on Soul Society, Aizen, and his Espada, and lived threw it all… Dam Rukia and her cooking… Rukia walked into the room quietly barely making a sound.
"Ichigo" she sung in a soft seductive tone. Ichigo just whimpered to himself, ignoring Rukia's siren like call. "Oh Ichigo" she continued to sing in her seductive tone. Rukia climbed into the bed, and Ichigo could tell from the feel of the fabric brushing against his arm she was wearing her see threw Chiffon nightgown. Her hair brushed against his cheek and soon after he felt her soft lips pressing against his neck. "Ichi." She whispered softly in his ear. Ichigo suddenly shot up trampling over Rukia. She looked at the door confused hearing Ichigo throwing up in the bathroom. "Ichigo!" Rukia whined. She went out and over to the bathroom door. Buda, Momo and Kiui were up with there own stomach pains they could hear there dad suffering and Rukia asking him if he was ok.
"Poor daddy…" Kiui thought groaning.
"Ahhh… at lest we didn't have to eat the whole meal." Budo said thankfully.
"I'll never eat again!" Momo cried.
The End!
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