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"Well, do you accept?" Lelouch asked her, his tone nonchalant. Kallen just stood there, staring at Lelouch with blatant disbelief. She had accepted the fact that Lelouch was a complete wimp who couldn't even outrun a flamboyant blonde girl in a little bo' peep get up. But the way his body swayed with emotion whenever he made his trademark speeches made her presume that he had at least some form of physical grace. Obviously she was mistaken. She desperately tried to quell the urge to laugh at him, but the same words kept going through her mind as she looked at her leader. Lelouch Lamperouge can't dance. He can't dance. He can't... "Kallen, do you accept?" He asked once again, his voice with a hint of irritation at the blank stare she was giving him.

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"I'll take that as a yes."

Lelouch put his mask back on and opened the sliding door. He was about to leave when Kallen yanked his cape, her gaze filled with a mix of rage and confusion.

"I didn't say that!"

"Your silence were words enough."

"We're trying to defeat an empire and you want to take dance lessons!?" He removed his mask once again, wanting to see Kallen's expression with his own eyes, and not underneath the purple visor.

"Believe me, Kallen, this is just as vital as any other military operation."

"And I suppose you're going to kill the emperor with your tap dance of doom." Kallen crossed her arms to her chest, her deep blue eyes fixed at Lelouch.

Lelouch placed his right hand on top of his chin, his face showing an expression of mock-agreement."That might actually work. Good job, Q-1, you've found a way to win the war." He continued with a one-man round of applause, his face never fazing from his usual arrogant look.

"Well, I'm glad to have been of assistance, Zero." She fired back.

"Trust me Kallen, this will be vital to the war effort. If I don't learn how to dance, Milly will..." Kallen's fury seemed to falter when he mentioned the troublesome student council president. "I understand, Lelouch." She put her hands to the side, convinced that she must teach him. "If Milly's involved, you're going to need all the help you can get." Kallen could never forget all the times Milly would 'help' her with her supposed illness.

"Trust me Kallen, A good dip in ice cold water would cure any disease!"

"How was I supposed to know that raw taro would give you indigestion?"

" Just so you know, using porcupine quills for acupuncture was Shirley's idea."

"I still have scars from those quills..." Unable to hold her rage against Milly, she threw the music player at the first living thing she saw...which was Lelouch.

Several hours later Lelouch was in the black knight's meeting hall. Everyone was there, even Rakshata, who often contented herself with tinkering with the Knightmare Frames, and, to everyone else's chagrin, Tamaki, now with new briefs. "Very well, we shall now talk about the assault against the Kyushu mining facility. Diethard?" The blond Brittanian pressed a button on the table, revealing a holographic scan of the area. "As you can all see, the mine is located on top of a stone cliff. Several sutherlands are stationed for protection, but they are usually housed within a storage room here, during the day." Deithard pointed to a large building standing next to the processing plant. "Our spies within the plant had already planted charges in the storage room. All we need is give the signal, and the Sutherlands will all be destroyed, leaving our troops no contest when we decimate the Britannian facility."

As Diethard turned the hologram off, he looked at Zero, seemingly hoping for a sign of approval for a job well done. "Excellent work, Diethard. The mission will proceed as planned on Friday. Todouh will be leading the-urk!" Underneath his mask, Lelouch let out a grunt of pain, rubbing the point in his stomach where Kallen had hit her with the music player. Todouh's eyes widened as he saw Zero flinch from the pain of Kallen's attack. Unfortunately for Lelouch and Kallen, Todouh had misinterpeted this once again. "EVERYONE, PLEASE LEAVE! ZERO-SAMA IS IN PAIN AND REQUIRES PRIVACY." A worried Diethard suggested he be brought to the infirmary, but he was immidiately silenced by Todouh's stare of horror, making the former journalist wet his pants. "I...need to check on some things. Please recover quickly, Zero-sama." Diethard blurted out quickly before leaving in a hurry. "If I remember correctly, everyone else needed to check on some things as well, correct?" Todouh asked everyone else, save Kallen. "Actually, I'd rather see if my best bu-" Like Diethard, Tamaki had recieved the stare of horror. Everyone else did not need another hint that they must leave the room, and promptly left post haste, save Rakshata, who merely smirked at the unfortunate fate of Diethard and Tamaki.

"Excellent, they are all gone." Todouh turned to Zero and Kallen, the only two people left in the room. "Zero-sama, I know I have no authority to reprimand you on your private affairs with Kallen..." Kallen looked at Todouh with immense surprise, while Lelouch grinned in amusement underneath his mask. "...But please remember to take all things in moderation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I shall leave you two to discuss how you shall quell your wild passions for the sake of the cause." Todouh left the birefing room, with an absolutely dumbfounded Zero and Kallen staring at the man.

"He really needs a girlfriend." Kallen said.

"Agreed."

"Now if you'll excuse me Lelouch, I have to make sure Rakshata doesn't add another robotic cupholder in the Gurren's cockpit. Oh, and by the way, I changed my mind. If Todouh keeps thinking that we're in a relationship, I'll never hear the end off it from him." The redhead ace of the Black Knights walked out of the room. Lelouch was alarmed. He could not risk physical humiliation once again. Being outran by Milly was enough. "Oh, and by the way, Kallen." Lelouch called. "If you give me lessons on dancing, I'll make sure you recieve a proper reward." Kallen raised an eyebrow at Lelouch's words.

"And what would that be, Oh, great leader?" She asked sarcastically.

"You get to choose your missions for the rest of the month."Lelouch replied, to which Kallen yawned. "What else?"

"I'll buy you whatever dress you want."

"I'm not Milly, Lelouch."

"You can call C.C. 'Pizza butt' over and over again and I get the brunt of her rage."

"Tempting...but no." Kallen was loving the torture she was giving Lelouch. Usually it was the other way around.

"Kallen, Suzaku will be there, and if he finds out I won't be there on the same evening we're going to launch an attack on a Britannian facility, he's going to suspect something."

"He always suspects something if it concerns you, Lelouch."

"Think of Shirley!"

"She's gone through worse. Remember when a horde of fangirls dogpiled you, and Milly kept saying you were having an orgy without her?"

Lelouch was furious, yet at the same time intrigued. When did Kallen learn how to reason like this? Certainly not C.C., that girl always gets her way without even using a decent argument. Whatever the reason, she was getting too difficult for him. He had little choice now.

"Alright. You can order me around and make me do ANYTHING you want." Kallen raised her eyebrow, interested.

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Alright, I accept." She said to him. "Meet me at the training room 3 hours from now. Be sure to be in your most comfortable clothing." With that said, Kallen finally left the room. A strange feeling of fear seemed to coat Lelouch as Kallen left the room, and he could swear that the girl was laughing maniacly as she left.

Author's notes:

I do hope you folks enjoy this chap. I'll probably be using Todouh more often as the comic foil instead of Tamaki like I usually do. By the way, anyone else remember the Gelatin statue Rolo is making? Expect it to appear next chapter.

Once again, please review. Knowing that people like my parodies inspires me to make fun of Code Geass more, in a good way.