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"I, Nara Shikamaru, have always pondered over these thirteen questions, even though they're as troublesome as the Hyuuga himself."

First Question's Always The Worst

Nara Shikamaru went to his favourite cloud-watching spot. He always does. But today, he was thinking rather than cloud-watching. Shikamaru ran his fingers through his brown ponytail and sighed.

I wonder why Hyuuga Neji has straight and smooth hair.

Nara tried to dismiss it, but he couldn't. In fact, he was dying to know why that Hyuuga has hair like that. He had to ask him. His brown eyes had a tinge of curiosity in them as he began to ponder.

Finally, he gave in to himself and off he went to the Hyuuga's household to ask one troublesome question.

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"Come in," Neji yelled at the door. Shikamaru bit his lip. This is all wrong. So wrong. He was supposed to be relaxing peacefully at his spot! What was he doing here? Shikamaru contemplated to turn around and run for his life until he heard a soft turn of the door knob.

The Hyuuga prodigy looked a little shocked as he opened the door to reveal a lazy ninja standing in his way. Neji raised an eyebrow, "What are you doing here?" Shikamaru cleared his throat, "I'm here to ask you a- uh- question."

Shikamaru felt like kicking himself. Well, at least make something up! What in the world were you thinking?! Even though the ninja was about to explode on the inside, his calm and cool exterior never failed to cease from his face.

Neji shot him a quizzical glance. Shikamaru sighed, "Well, if you're not in the least interested, I'll go ask Naruto. I'm sure he would know the answer." In actual fact, he knew Naruto wouldn't be interested in these nonsensical things. Naruto was always lacking the brains for anything, so he doubted he had the answer.

"Go on," Neji opened the door for the Nara to come in. Shikamaru sat on his bed as he began, "I was thinking…" Shikamaru cringed. He felt uncomfortable as he carried on with the sentence, "…Why is your hair so nice and straight?"

Shikamaru could have sworn Neji enjoyed every minute of that. The Hyuuga pursed his lips, in a desperate attempt to suppress his laughter. Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "What? It was just an honest question!" Neji smirked, "I actually bathe twice a day, unlike somebody in this room."

Shikamaru's jaw dropped, "Bathe twice a day? Who bathes twice a day?"

Neji grinned, "Obviously not you."

Shikamaru felt offended, "You sound as if I've never bathed before."

Neji smiled, "Well, I don't know anything about your bathing habits, my dear Nara. Why don't you answer that yourself?"

Shikamaru gritted his teeth. This guy was clearly trying to test his patience.

"I bet you've never killed anything in your whole sixteen years of life." Shikamaru glared at the prodigy.

Neji maintained a straight face, "Yes, I have. I'm going to kill a deer later."

Shikamaru snorted, "A deer? Come on, all you know how to do is to say 'Byakugan' in this squeaky, high-pitched voice,"

Neji held his tongue back. He knew Hinata would faint if she would be able to hear the amount of vulgarities he planned on blurting out if he did not control his behaviour.

"Well, that can always be arranged. After all, I have a deer here, don't I?"

Shikamaru groaned softly. He hated his surname 'Nara'. He remembered when Kiba and Naruto used to make fun of it when they were young. It was like déjà vu all over again. And this particular Nara had a feeling he was going to get his ass kicked again anytime soon.

"Hand me that newspaper please." Neji had a fake smile plastered on his face as he gestured towards the paper. Shikamaru had doubts, but he carefully picked it up and nicely handed it to the Hyuuga with a big, bright smile.

"Happy?"

Neji smirked, "Why, of course. You actually complied." He had a small laugh before continuing, "Therefore, you're going to become my slave until the end of this week."

Shikamaru stared at the Hyuuga in disbelief, "You've got to be kidding me."

Neji chuckled evilly, "Oh no, I'm not. You're going to stay here and serve me until the week is over. No exceptions."

Shikamaru sighed, "Me and my troublesome questions."

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