Here I am! From Truth, Dare, or Strip comes the spin-off! This takes place in the night where everyone is asleep. Slippy is still a clone, but I'm gonna make him act like an idiot anyway. No dares, just questions. I wrote this so I can give you guys the credit you deserve. Truth, Dare, or Strip doesn't quite cut it when it comes to that. Enjoy!
That Whole Q&A Trip
Chapter 1
The Great Fox drifts through space. It was quiet on the inside; everyone was asleep. Nothing was moving…At least, that's what everyone thought. The air lock opens to reveal two figures, each in black cloaks with hoods up. The hoods and the darkness obscured their faces. The two walked through the halls, careful not to wake up anyone. To their misfortune, a voice rang out when they passed by a security camera.
??: INTRUDER DETECTED. IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
They took off their hoods to reveal two males, no older than sixteen. They looked at the camera, knowing ROB was listening and observing.
??: I'm Shadow Shinobi, Shadow for short.
??: I'm Hakkyou.
ROB: ALERT! ALERT!
The alarm rang out. Shadow and Hakkyou nodded to each other. A ball of blue energy appeared in Hakkyou's hand, a black one in Shadow's. They threw it at the intercom and camera. The alarm may have ceased there in the hallway, but it rang out everywhere else.
Shadow: Damn it, Hakkyou! Why did you have to wave at the camera?
Hakkyou: I can't help it. I'm just so good lookin'!
Shadow: Whatever. Everyone probably awake by now. I just hope their not too tired from that Truth or Dare game they were playing.
Hakkyou: Don't forget the Strip part!
Shadow: Dude, I was the one who controlled them and made them do that! I'm the author of their lives!
Hakkyou: So am I…Sometimes.
Shadow rolls his eyes.
Shadow: Whatever. My point is, I…know…what my story's title is. Let's just get this started.
They walk to the living room, destroying everyone camera and PA speaker on the way there. Once they reach their destination, they find Star Fox, Star Wolf, and Bill standing by the door, blasters firing madly. The shots stopped when they hit a previously invisible energy shield around Shadow and Hakkyou.
Fox: What fresh hell?
Hakkyou: That's my line! Take this!
He used an energy blast to send Fox spiraling through the air, right into…
Falco: THE TV!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
He lay crying over the loss of his beloved.
Fox: Uh, yeah Falco. I get sent into the TV and have several pieces of glass in me. Make a huge deal over the- HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS!
Slippy: HAHA! They're fun to poke!
Once everyone calmed down, mostly, and Fox had all the glass removed as painfully as possible, Shadow and Hakkyou began to explain.
Shadow: …Now…The point of this is to really see what makes you guys tick…Get in your head…
Hakkyou: Embarrass you along the way…And to further it, everyone who knows you will view this little masquerade.
Wolf: How the hell is that possible?!
Shadow acts as if he threw something at a security camera in the corner, when really he was activating it. All over the universe, all who had a memory of Star Fox and anyone relating to them and their adventures instantly had a view of what was happening.
Shadow: Welcome to "That Whole Q&A Trip"!
Bill: …So we're on a game show of some sorts?
Hakkyou: Now you're catchin' on!
Wolf: Dude that's a gay name!
Hakkyou: Shut up! I've got a razor here, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Wolf: Eep!
Shadow: Like many other Q&A fics, like two of them I have in mind and am waiting for the next chapters to, send in questions, and we'll give you answers! You can even ask Hakkyou and me!
Hakkyou: Don't drag me into this!
Shadow: Shut up, or I'll whack you with my 40 pounds of swinging salami!
Hakkyou's eyes went wide at the displeasing comment.
Shadow: There's no limit to what you can ask-
Leon: Like how stupid you are.
Hakkyou: Anyone want fried chameleon? I got the grill going.
Leon: Eep!
Shadow: And since everyone can hear this, I'm giving a message to starfoxluver. The Q&A war is on!! Bring it! Remember, send in questions, any questions. They won't be able to leave until we're through with them!
All(except Hakkyou and Shadow): This won't end well.
The Q&A war is on! This will somewhat go down in history. Seriously, do you know of any other fic war like this?! Leave your questions in reviews. I might work on this a bit more than Truth, Dare, or Strip. Once the war is settled, I will focus on it. BTW, another author may join as a host. To those who will actually leave reviews w/ questions, and to those who keep impressing me...uh...Keep impressing me! Shadow out!