DISCLAIMER

ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO STEPHENIE MEYER NOT ME.

EMMETT POV

YAY!!!!!! We're gonna play a game show!!!! I wonder why they all hate the idea……..OH I KNOW!!! doggie boy and jazzy are suckers for bets...so……

"Hey Jacob! Jazz! Why don't we make a bet about this. If we win this game (of course we will!!! With MY super good looks and super awesome voice…………..) I'll do anything you guys want me to and if I win…….me and my super-awesome-sexy-beautiful-and-all-the words-you-can-describe-her-beauty-in wife gets all your rooms for our whole stay here in this crappy country to destroy while doing……….(use your imagination guy!!!)" I offered

"DEAL!!!" they said.

Told you those guys were bet-a-holics!!! Yay!!! We're here!!! Time to kick those losers sorry butts!!!

EDWARD POV

Emmett can be such a dumb-ass sometimes......this crappy game we're gonna play is a FILIPINO game and has FILIPINO songs!!!! AND his stupid bet was plain stupid!!! if he wins and get all our rooms to.......(YIKES!) who says we can't get other better rooms with our unlimited money supply?.........

Of course i can get all the songs right with my super awesome mind reading power but if Jasper and that mutt win the bet, Emmett will better be prepared!!! I don't wanna miss all the fun.

EMMETT POV

GOD!!!This games gonna be easy!!! We vampires can memorize anything and I probably memorized all their song anyway..........Then some stupid song in another WEIRD language started playing.......WADDAHELL IS THAT STUPID-DAMN-CRAPPY-WHATEVER -THE-HELL-IT-IS-SONG!!! Oh God!!! I just realized i said that in a LIVE television program that might even be broadcasted worldwide!!! I am SO in trouble!!!

EDWARD POV

I can't believe Emmett just said that in a live TV show!!! Emmett got arrested and was thrown to rot in jail till someone bails him out(WHICH OF COURSE WE NEVER WILL DO......PEACE AND QUIET HERE I COME!!!) Turns out Emmett just criticized the Philippine national anthem in PUBLIC!!! Then..............Alice had a hilarious vision and we were all dragged out and banned from the studio cuz me and Alice were laughing like maniacs because of the vision.

MIKE POV

Me,Eric,Tyler and basically the whole Forks high school student body(except the Cullens) were in my house for a reunion party when suddenly the Cullens appeared on the news and we saw Emmett being arrested for criticizing a country's national anthem!!! OMG!!! Who knew Cullen was THAT stupid!!! All the people in the party can't stop laughing for 5 whole hours!!!