Me: Hello! I think that it's about time a write a Sai fic. I love Sai I really do. I think that Deidara should have fought Sai. That battle would have been amazing! Anyways yeah, you gotta love Sai and his books.

Disclaimer: I do now own Naruto. I DO however own A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded so don't go using it without permission. Ask first.

A Dating guide for the mentally retarded. A Sai fic.

Sai was at his favorite book store. It was time he decided to get a girlfriend. I mean Naruto was always hitting on Sakura and they had bonds with each other that they didn't have with him. Could love be another special bond? Sai was going to find out. A book on the shelf caught his attention. "A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded"

'This looks good' Sai thought so he bought the book and flipped through it. The book consisted of 10 chapters.

A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded

Ch.1… The woman and you

Ch. 2… What a woman wants

Ch 3… What a woman REALLY wants

Ch 4… Not interested?

Ch 5…Still can't catch her eye? Try flattery.

Ch 6… When you cross the line

Ch 7… A woman's wrath is like poison

Ch 8… Fixing all the little problems

Ch 9… Things better left unsaid

Ch 10… The age old question. A woman's age

With a satisfied huff Sai closed the book and headed home. Tomorrow, he was going to start reading it.

Me: Review for next chapter!