Hi guys! This was a response to the NFA Challenge "Battle of the Sexes". It is sort of a three-shot, if there is such a thing. This is the prologue, then there will be a chapter, then a very short epilogue. Please read and review.

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Prologue

Ziva glanced at Tony DiNozzo furtively. The game was going to begin. And Tony and the rest of his team were going to get thrashed.

How it happened...

Tony was lounging on his chair as usual, whistling and playing games on his phone. He then turned to the glossy, reflective back and began to inspect his smooth hair.

For some reason, this action really, really, annoyed Ziva today. She just seemed to be in a bad mood.

"DiNozzo. I know you think that you are hot, but you aren't so stop being like a moronic idiot!" Ziva snapped. Tony slowly looked up at Ziva.

"Excuse me, Zee-vah?" Ziva was beginning to redden in anger and frustration.

"Stop looking and preening yourself like a cat! You look so stupid." Tony looked really mad at this.

"That is none of your in-for-ma-tion, Ziva David," Tony waggled his forefinger at Ziva.

"You act like you are superior, like that all girls will just swoon and kiss your feet because of your dazzling smile," Ziva shouted, as she whacked his finger. Tony cursed and swore.

"Well, let's prove it. Men are better than women."

"Fine then, you are up to it. But women are way better than men."

"Fine then. Gibbs!"Tony called. Gibbs walked over.

"Bickering again? What, DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked briskly. Tony's strength seem to quaver slightly.

"Gibbs, Ziva believes that women are better than men. Why do you not help me prove that?" Tony asked.

"That sounds great! Men are better than women. I will help." Gibbs smiled. This was going to be fun. Tony turned back to snicker at Ziva because she would not be able to beat Gibbs, but found he was looking at the Director, who turned out to be armed with two guns just at her hip (and many more elsewhere).

"I heard about this battle. Can I join?" she asked sweetly. Tony and Gibbs stared at her dumbstruck.

"Jenny?" Gibbs choked, "You asked JENNY?"

"What, I am a woman!" Jenny cried, indignant. At this, McGee walked in, and Tony grabbed him over.

"We have more people!" Tony shouted competitively. Ziva reached for her phone and dialed a number.

"Abby? Yes, come right up, we have a battle going on that you will need to join. Okay, see you in a sec. Bye!" Ziva hung up. Jenny and Ziva put their hands on their hips, and smirked at the boys.

A few moments later, Abby appeared, pigtails bouncing up and down.

"Hey girls!" She hugged Ziva and Jenny. She then stuck her tongue out at a very offended Tim, Gibbs and Tony.

"Do not worry. I will invent some scientific method of winning! Maybe a bomb will do, or a poisonous bullet..." At that, Tony shivered.

"We will call the autopsy gremlin! He will help us with a supply of scalpels..."

"Then we will call Lee, she will cancel out Palmer, with her...well, you know! So there!"

"Fine then, leave out Lee and the autopsy gremlin. Too gross and distracting for my liking. Both teams have two hours to prepare their assault. But nothing life threatening. Okay? Each person will wear bullet-proof vests, so we can shoot at each other. We meet in the Navy Yard in two hours. Go!" And when Gibbs uttered that word, Jenny, Abby and Ziva rushed down to Abby's lab, leaving the bullpen for the men. And the Battle of the Sexes had begun.

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