I was listening to the new iPod Alice and Edward got me when my cell phone buzzed.
Mike N.
Hey Baby.
Do I answer? I quickly typed a message.
What do you want, Mike?
I put my cell phone in my pocket and listened to my iPod again. Two seconds into the song, my pocket vibrated.
Mike N.
Baby, I want to get to know you.
He's kidding right…
Nice joke, .Ha. No.
I waited for the next answer.
Mike N.
Baby, I'm most certainly not kidding. Hows about you send some pics this way, if you know what I mean. ;D
Pics? Pictures of what? Oh! Oh! Images, EW. IMAGES!
Mike, don't call me Baby. I'm not your baby. I won't send u pics of me, and you know if you keep this up…Edward will have your head!
Hm. Take that.
Mike N.
Sorry, Hun. Edwards not here, I hear he's camping. We could have some nice little exchanges… You give me what I want. Only a few pics, and I will honor you will the privilege of seeing me…looking how you fantasize I would. Uh huh.
Internal gag.
Get lost.
Mike N.
Naughty, Bella. Getting nasty with me?*hint*
No. Ugh, I hate this freak.
No, Mike. I'm not getting 'nasty' with you. You are being a pervy freak. Leave me alone
Mike N.
Oh, I see how this is. You flirt with me at school then play hard to get. I like it that way. Meet me in the back of the school. Tomorrow. I know you'll have a good time.
Mike, There is a big difference between having a good time and being a good time. I'm not a prostitute!
Mike N.
If you were, you'd be fine.
Okay, I'm not going to answer.
Mike N.
Oh, now you don't answer, hun.
Mike N.
Hmph.
Mike N.
Baby…I'm just pimpin'! We gangstas know how this fo-shiz goes down. Yo.
What is he saying?
Are you being, *trying to be gangster.
Mike N.
No, I'm BEING gangstaaaaa. I talk Gangsta too. I learn how to speak like the homos.
Yeah, you do speak like a Homo. NO HOMO OVER HERE!
Mike N.
Yo homes. I mean homie. Homie G. C'mon Bell! Put the boomerang in the banana cake!
Boom- a Wat! Cake? Huh!
I don't understand.
Mike N.
Maybe some lessons with the M-man can help yo out.
M-Man? Is that a stutter?
Mike N.
No Foo! M-man is my new hood name. Get used to it.
Fo sho mike. Fo sho.
I turned off my phone and thought about what just happened. Uh, wow.
Authors Note-
Good times with my friends. I had to put some of what we say to each other in here! Hhaa! That one "boomerang" line I stole from iCarly. Hahaa!
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