AUTHOR'S NOTE : I wrote this out of boredom and I'm hoping it'll be good. I need this to boost my brain power and give me some ideas. Hopefully someone will review as well. :)

DISCLAIMER : I do not own Bleach or any of its characters. They are the property of Tite Kubo.

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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters

Hitsugaya Toshiro

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1. Call him Shiro-chan

2. Call him short

3. Ask him why he has white hair when he's only a kid

4. Tell him that Momo's in trouble at random times

5. 'Accidently' knock over his paperwork

6. Tell Matsumoto that he's letting her leave to go drinking

7. Say that Izuru stole Momo away from him

8. Steal Hyorinmaru, his captain's cloak, dye your hair white, and walk around on your knees pretending to be him

9. Take Momo to a strip club

10. Dye his hair black and say "there! now you don't look like a grandpa."

11. Show him a yaoi of him and other guy

12. Tell him that Yachiru is taller

13. Give him candy like Ukitake does

14. Push him into Matsumoto's boobs whenever you can

15. Call him anything that isn't 'Hitsugaya-taichou'

16. Tell him that he should act his age

17. Go on a shopping spree and charge it to him

18. Spread a rumor around saying that Momo ditched him for Aizen ... AGAIN

19. Take a picture of him asleep and distribute it to all of Soul Society

20. Give him growth pills

21. When you go to the human world, sign him up for elementary school

22. Say 'little' everytime you say his name

23. Spill tea on his paperwork when he finishes them

24. Tie pink ribbons into his hair

25. Replace his zanpakuto with Gin's

26. When he asks why the hell you did it, tell him that he deserves a zanpakuto that fits his size

27. Question his age every chance you get

28. Pat him on the head

29. Steal Hyorinmaru when he needs it the most

30. Tell him how it's all his fault his friend ( that one guy in the new movie ... the one i can't remember the name to ) died

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That's pretty much all I could think of for Toshiro. I love toshiro 3!! He's my favorite next to Shuuhei and Shinji. Sorry Shiro-chan, but I need you in this!! Review or I'll send my potato after you!