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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters
Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Hisagi Shuuhei
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Kurotsuchi Mayuri
1. Run around the 12th screaming bloody murder
2. Knock over his test tubes when he's experimenting
3. Touch his projects
4. Destroy everything he creates
5. Draw on his face
6. Call him Clown Taicho
7. Tell him that his zanpakuto was one of his failed creations
8. When he's asleep, wear his haori and hat
9. Then walk around trying to give orders
10. Crash his computer
11. Delete all of his saved files
12. Free everyone and everything he was experimenting on
13. Mix his vials up
14. Do something utterly wrong with his experiments and blow up the division
15. Ask him why he's blue
16. Cut that long finger nail
17. When he calls for you, walk at the speed of a snail
18. Refuse a command
19. Make sure that Nemu doesn't show up for work
20. In his new form, (( the weird mummy look )) ask if he wants a tomb or a crypt when he dies
21. Contaminate everything with your germs
22. Get the cold and sneeze on him when he's working
23. Give Uryuu the antidote to the poison
24. Suggest that he joins Weight Watchers
25. Spray febreeze around him
26. Then say that he reaks of bodily fluids
27. Steal his nail polish
28. Stare at his head and ask where his ears are
29. Poke him when he's working
30. Distract him so he can't continue with his work
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Hisagi Shuuhei
1. Question his sexual orientation
2. Spread rumors around that he likes the '69' position
3. Have Matsumoto get boob reduction
4. Rub in the fact that Tousen left
5. Tell him that he's wimpy for not wanting to defend his honor
6. Draw lines on his face
7. Then tell him that you wanted to make his face symmetrical
8. Sew sleeves onto his uniform
9. Attach a leash to his collar and take him for a walk
10. Set him up with the ugliest people in Soul Society
11. Ask him why he won't become Captain
12. Patronize him about the fact that he's hiding his zanpakuto from the others
13. Teepee his office