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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters

Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Hisagi Shuuhei

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Kurotsuchi Mayuri

1. Run around the 12th screaming bloody murder

2. Knock over his test tubes when he's experimenting

3. Touch his projects

4. Destroy everything he creates

5. Draw on his face

6. Call him Clown Taicho

7. Tell him that his zanpakuto was one of his failed creations

8. When he's asleep, wear his haori and hat

9. Then walk around trying to give orders

10. Crash his computer

11. Delete all of his saved files

12. Free everyone and everything he was experimenting on

13. Mix his vials up

14. Do something utterly wrong with his experiments and blow up the division

15. Ask him why he's blue

16. Cut that long finger nail

17. When he calls for you, walk at the speed of a snail

18. Refuse a command

19. Make sure that Nemu doesn't show up for work

20. In his new form, (( the weird mummy look )) ask if he wants a tomb or a crypt when he dies

21. Contaminate everything with your germs

22. Get the cold and sneeze on him when he's working

23. Give Uryuu the antidote to the poison

24. Suggest that he joins Weight Watchers

25. Spray febreeze around him

26. Then say that he reaks of bodily fluids

27. Steal his nail polish

28. Stare at his head and ask where his ears are

29. Poke him when he's working

30. Distract him so he can't continue with his work

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Hisagi Shuuhei

1. Question his sexual orientation

2. Spread rumors around that he likes the '69' position

3. Have Matsumoto get boob reduction

4. Rub in the fact that Tousen left

5. Tell him that he's wimpy for not wanting to defend his honor

6. Draw lines on his face

7. Then tell him that you wanted to make his face symmetrical

8. Sew sleeves onto his uniform

9. Attach a leash to his collar and take him for a walk

10. Set him up with the ugliest people in Soul Society

11. Ask him why he won't become Captain

12. Patronize him about the fact that he's hiding his zanpakuto from the others

13. Teepee his office