I must really love you guys, 'cause here I am, writing another one-shot. This one's for Angel, 'cause she's an awesome friend and I miss her! And again, go to the forum and request, request, request!

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Shane was jealous

He was more than just jealous

He was furious

Mitchie was his

But now Jason had her

She was Jason's now

And Shane didn't like that

So he had to stop them

Pull them apart

And get rid of 'Jitchie'

He tried everything

All there was

Apologizing to Mitchie

After all

She'd been so in love

She'd take him back in a second

Right?

Wrong

Then

Shane tried kissing her

When Jason would see

But all he got

Was a broken nose

And a red cheek

Apparently,

Jason was very strong

And Mitchie was pissed

It took a while

For Shane to give up

In fact

He didn't give up

Until he absolutely had to

The jealousy was so big

It consumed him

Shane didn't exist

The carefree, fun-loving Shane

Was gone

In place

Was this Shane

The angry one

The jealous one

The asshole

Nate and Caitlyn intervened

They talked to him

But it didn't work

He remained the same

Except

The pain of Nate's punch

In his gut

And Caitlyn's stomp

On his foot

And then,

Tess came

Jason's ex

Mitchie's enemy

She showed him

He was wrong

She slapped him

And punched him

And yelled at him

And last

But certainly not least

She kissed him

And Shane forgot

All about Mitchie