A/N: I was thinking about this today at school and decided to write it when I got home! So here you go! It's just what I thought would've happened if Sam and Freddie had gone up to the desk to check in to the hotel in iGo to Japan. One-shot because I obviously can't write chapters (look at my 2 other stories), and because there isn't really that much to say! I was going to make it an omniscient (one literary term we learned in CA I'll ever use) point of view, but I was having a hard time with that so Sam's POV it is! Hope you like it. R&R pretty please.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. Duhhh.

iWant to Check In

We had just arrived at the swanky Japanese hotel in Tokyo that we were staying at. A man was rambling on about how we could have all suffered a terrible death if he and his buddies hadn't found us. Why was this guy trying to freak us out? Weren't we traumatized enough after jumping out of a freaking plane full of possums? Of course, Freddie would call them "possi"… but he's an idiot, what does he know?

"Hey, I'm gonna go check us in," I said, after the dude finally left. Carly, Spencer, and Mrs. Benson nodded.

"I'll come with you," Freddie offered, and followed me to the front desk.

"How may I help you?" the lady asked in a chipper voice.

"Hi, we'd like to check in," I said flatly. Freddie grinned and nodded in agreement.

"Oh! Honeymoon couple?" she asked excitedly, and gave us a mushy look that made me want to slap her in the face. Freddie and I raised our eyebrows at each other. He was probably doing it to silently ask, "What is this woman's deal? Is she for real?" I, on the other hand, was doing it to read his expression. I wanted to know if he was still completely revolted by us being together… like that. Why? I don't know, don't ask me difficult questions! I kept trying to see into his head, but boy, he's got a hard head. It's impossible to see through. So I gave up and did the natural thing: laughed. Luckily, Freddie did the same, and at the same time. We exaggerated the funniness of the situation just a tad. At least, I know I did. I didn't find the situation very humorous at all. It was just a normal reaction for me to laugh at the idea of Freddie and I being a couple. I liked being normal, and not a dork like Fredward. So I laughed.

After about 10 seconds, our laughter subsided. I was clutching my side (for effect), and Freddie was holding onto the desk like he would collapse if he dared to let go. We looked up at the lady, but her face was still stretched out into a huge smile. She didn't get it.

"No. We're-" I began to set her straight, but she rudely interrupted me.

"Let's see a kiss!" she exclaimed, clapping her hands together.

"What?!" Freddie and I yelled simultaneously. We now gave each other looks of horror.

"Look," I took a peek at her nametag, "Jialiu. We're not going to kiss." I folded my arms defiantly to show her that I meant what I said. Freddie followed suit. I love how he copies ME to look tough. He's such a wimp.

"Kiss! Kiss!" Jialiu was now jumping up and down. I couldn't believe her. Why did she want us to kiss so badly? So far, I was a little weirded out by the Japanese.

"Excuse me, but can we please just check in to our rooms?" Freddie spoke up.

"You can have your keys to the honeymoon suite after you kiss!" she teased. That was it. I climbed up on the desk and got up in her face.

"We. Are. Not. Married," I said slowly. Suddenly I heard laughter; I whipped my head around and saw Carly and Spencer cracking up. Mrs. Benson looked like she had no idea what to do. I was extremely glad to be not married to Freddie; the thought of her being my mother-in-law was just too disturbing.

"Just kiss, guys!" Carly shouted at us. I jumped off the desk and stood next to Freddie, who seemed to be going through a mental battle with himself. He was such a dork.

"Why don't you kiss him?!" I retorted. That sure shut her up. In this time, Jialiu had recruited a couple friends to chant with her.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" they repeated over and over. I wanted to go back to America so badly. I knew that no random stranger there would force me to kiss the thing standing beside me. People there were sensible!

"Why aren't you listening to us? We aren't on our honeymoon! We aren't married! We're not a couple!" I nearly screamed. Freddie couldn't have been more uncomfortable, and I didn't blame him.

"Why won't you just kiss?" she replied simply. I let out an exasperated cry. We obviously weren't going anywhere with reason, so I knew I would have to do the unreasonable to get out of it. Even if that meant…

"Come here, Freddork," I said, grabbing his shirt and pulling his face towards mine. The moment his lips met mine, I left the stupid Japanese hotel and went to paradise. It was a second of total bliss, and I almost forgot why I was feeling so good. Oh wait, I was kissing Freddie! That thought nearly made me tear myself apart from him, but there was another thought that controlled me to put my right arm around his neck. He was just placing his hands around my waist when I pushed him away. He stumbled backwards and ran into the crazy French guy with the puppet. He started growling at Freddie and I smirked.

"Now may I please check in?" I asked sweetly.

A/N: That was kinda terrible but I've been in such a Seddie mood the past couple days, I HAD to write something! I just wrote this in.. an hour.. (felt way shorter than that) so excuse any weird errors, please&thank you. I could've made this a really good story but I have to start homework. I just haven't put anything on FanFiction in forever, and it felt like the right time! Anyways, R&R and just for fun, tell me what your favorite part of iGo to Japan was! Haha you don't have to do that, but I like discussing the episodes and their Seddieness with other Seddie fans. Lol k thanks!