R: man I hope you like J

Zen: but you suck

Zabi: zen!! Shut up that's not true!

R: yeah (glares)

disclaimer: I don't own naruto

"thoughts"

"kyuubi"

"NARUTO-NO-BAKA YOUR SUCH A LOSER YOU'LL NEVER STRONG LIKE SASUKE-KUN!!!"screeched the pink haired slut-I mean girl standing next her blonde teammate.

''sakura shut up now''sasuke had enough of her voice, he turned towards his long-time best eyes with him they shared a silent message.

"don't get mad she's just a nusiance"
"I know,but I'm leaving"

"Whatever sakura,who cares."

then naruto hopped further into the forest to be alone for awhile(a/n zen:wow how boring R:fuck off -pushes zen-) but boy was he in for a surpise.
10 minutes later he came to small clearing to rest,but he would if kyuubi would shut up for 5 seconds.

"kit, you should just kill the pink bitch already!!"

"kyuu I don't take what she says to heart,plus she not worth it"

"kill her th-"

"shush!"

rustling sounds were coming the large shubary not too far from where naruto slipped into a defense stance and yelled at the intruder to come he did the most unexpected person stepped Uchiha

"Calm yourself Naruto-kun I only wish to speck with you."said the very dangerous but extermely smexy people ever since their first encounter naruto devloped a very big crush on him.

Naruto hesientalysat back down and nodded for the ex-nin to speak.

''...''

"well..?"

"Ita-" before naruto knew it he was being pushed agaisnt a tree,bark digging into his back.

"naruto-kun I been watching you for a while now I have found out some very intresting things about you"

R:ooooooohhhhhh cliffie gotta review to get more
zen:still blows

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