Author's note: I was singing the alphabet in Spanish class while thinking about VK and…uh…this is what came to mind. I do not own Vampire Knight, but when I complete my plans of world domination I will. Number one: A is for aardvark.

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"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??" Ruka shrieked at Aido. He held in his hands a brown animal with a long and hideous snout.

"It's an aardvark Ruka and stop yelling! You're scaring him," the blonde vampire retorted in defense of the aardvark that was staring at Ruka from his arms. Ruka glared at it with all the force she could muster and all it did was stare back lazily.

"I don't care what it is!" Ruka snarled. "Get it out of here!"

"What going—why are you holding an aardvark?" asked a surprised Rima who walked into the hall, followed by Shiki who glided behind her like a shadow.

"I named him Bubbles and I found him in town," Aido explained. Ruka snorted in disgust.

"Do you see this?" she exclaimed.

"I think he's sort of cute," Rima said shrugging. Shiki watched the dozing aardvark with curiosity.

"Does Kaname-sama know about your new friend, Aido?" he asked quietly. Aido froze.

"Erm, not quite," he said sheepishly. Zero appeared out of no where with Yuuki by his side.

"An aardvark?" he scoffed. Aido's eyes narrowed.

"Are you dissing Bubbles?" he demanded angrily.

"You named him Bubbles?" Zero said laughing. He was met with a sharp icicle almost stabbing his gut. Zero growled. Suddenly the aardvark made a funny sound and leaped at Zero who was knocked to the floor. "What are you gonna do?" the ex-human asked the heavy creature. In answer the aardvark took a dump all over his nice white Night class uniform. He yelled while everyone else cracked up.

"Good Bubbles," Aido said smugly. Yuuki took a tentative step away from Zero. He now smelled disgusting.

Ichijou came from behind Shiki and looked at the scene.

"That aardvark…" he murmured and no one heard him. They were too busy laughing and pointing at Kiryuu to notice.

Because this aardvark was no ordinary aardvark. In fact it was actually—

"MY AARDVARK!" Kaname yelled. Everyone whipped around and stared.

Kaname stalked furiously over to Aido and snatched the aardvark away, cuddling him tightly to his chest.

"Poor Poopsy, it's okay baby," he cooed and everyone exchanged glances.

"That ugly—I mean beautiful creature belongs to you?" Ruka asked her jaw dropping. Kaname nodded.

Aido scratched the back of his head nervously.

"I didn't steal him! Honest, I didn't," he insisted and Kaname continued to glare. Aido swallowed.

"I should probably punish you for stealing Poopsy—" he began.

"I didn't steal Bubbles, uh, I mean Poopsy," Aido repeated. Kaname shot him a dangerous look that shut Aido up quickly.

"But I can't prove you did and I'm going to let it go just this once," he said, making sure that the end was emphasized. Aido winced at the hidden threat. Kaname snuggled the aardvark to his chest. "Let's go give you a bath," he cooed.

Shiki and Rima exchanged a glance and had one of the silent conversations they had quite frequently. They made a decision about whatever they'd been talking—thinking?—about in the first place and left.

Aido scowled.

"Who wants an aardvark anyway?" he muttered and left.

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Next up…B which stands for…ha ha! I'm not telling!!