Author's Note: Another chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Man! I feel like a woman! By Shania Twain

BPOV

"You'll have the rest of your lives for that love birds now for our next victim…" she said. I didn't like the word victim, I gulped realizing there was only a few of us including me who hadn't sung yet. "…Bella!"

Oh shoot!
This couldn't be happening! I wasn't ready! I didn't even know which song I was singing, but by Alice's smirk I was guessing I didn't really need to choose, she would do that for me.

"Edward." I whispered to him, well aware that all the vampires in the room could hear me.

"It's ok Bella," he promised caressing my hand.

"What's the song?" I asked

"I don't know, she's blocking it," he answered frustrated. I nodded, of course she would block it, and there was no way I was getting the easy way out.

"Come on Bell-UH!!" Alice said enunciating my name.

"Coming," I groaned getting up. At least I didn't need to pay attention to the lyrics so hopefully I wouldn't cry, but I would have to sing. Edward never heard me sing, no one but my parents had ever heard me sing! I was in for total embarrassment. "Alice." I begged to her as I reached the 'stage', "Please reconsider this." I said, she knew, of course she KNEW how horrible a singer I was!

"You'll be fine Bella, I'll give you an easy song," she said winking at me as she handed me the microphone.

I groaned again as I grabbed it turning to the karaoke machine, hearing the poppy intro. OK I could sing this song, I thought to myself as I began.

"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!" I was having fun with this! Not that I was much better than my parents, but at least most people would forget after tonight, except of course the vampires in the room, I would never live this done.

"The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman" I finished as my friends and family applauded, I did a really bad curtsey and went back to Edward.

"I'm never living this done am I?" asked in total embarrassment

"Probably not, but it wasn't bad, I enjoyed it at least," he said smiling down at me, I smiled back. My heart beat frantically in my chest, he's right all that matters was that he enjoyed it no one else mattered.

"And if anyone else makes fun of it, well… I'll protect your honor," he smiled then leaned down to kiss my cheek. I blushed; I couldn't wait until tomorrow when he would be mine forever. I loved the sound of forever with Edward. My Edward, my everything. I turned around so our lips locked again, I must have kissed Edward so many times tonight, but I didn't care if people were watching I didn't even care if they talked no more.

"OK enough! Next up is…" I looked up to glare at Alice, why did she insist on interrupting us whenever it got good. Alice's pale hand lifted up from the hat with a piece of paper, "…Jessica!" Alice called.

I turned around to face her, this is ought to be interesting.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed!