Me: Sorry people! I had a major writers block and it didn't help any with all of my homework! Curse HOMEWORK!

Oh ya! Tobi do you want a chocolate chip bar of goodness?

Tobi: Yep!

Me: throws Granola Bar to Tobi...hehe

Tobi: AH! THE HEALTHINESS!

-falls into a death-like trance

Me: Sorry Tobi. I had to make up the stress and chaos you placed on the rest of the Akatsuki...

ANYWAY...I smell a Diclaimer!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way imaginable...all except Abi!

Chapter Seven: Lack of Food and Lady Abi!

I dragged myself back up to my room, ignoring my hungry stomach's growling. I stared at my stomach, stared around me to see if anybody was around, and growled back at it. Once at my room I plopped on my bed and groaned. Ookami stared at me and sighed.

"Abi, you know you need to eat."

"Ya...but you wouldn't be able to go get food if you heard Tobi singing 'Fruit Salad!' I groaned lazily.

"Did NOT need that in my mind!" Ookami giggled.

"Ya, whatever. Can you get me something?" I pleaded to Ookami.

"No." Ookami replied in a monotone.

"Why not?" I whined.

"What a child you are. You are a lazy bum. Do something for yourself, like getting yourself some food." Ookami lectured. Sometimes she sounded just like a parent. Or what I imagined what a parent sounded like. SIGH!

"Fine, I will starve to death and you know what happens when I get hungry right." I smiled evily.

"Mmmmmm..." Ookami mumbled.

"I become very angry," I ignored her mumbling, "and what happens when I get very angry..."

"Okay! I will go get you some food!" Ookami snapped.

I smiled. "Thank you Oo-ka-mi!" I sung out the syllables of her name.

She trotted out the door. While she was gone I imagined when I would get a mission or if they even trusted me with a mission.

They probably will give you some mission no one else would want to do. I sighed at my thoughts.

"Why the long face?" Ookami walket in with a basket of fruit in her mouth.

My face lit up with joy and I snatched the basket from her mouth. "You know you could at least eat like a lady..." Ookami trailed off.

"HAHAHAHAH! WHAT A JOKE!" I laughed until my sides hurt.

"Ya. You may have trouble with your upcoming mission then..." Ookami mumbled under her breath.

"What?" I asked in mid bite of a juicy piece of apple.

"Leader wants you to report to his office after you are done feasting." Ookami informed.

"Okay." I sighed again. "I wonder when this telepathic-thingy will begin working." I questioned.

"Maybe through your ravenous appetite, you never payed attention that he was calling you," Ookami answered my question snickering.

"Oh." I gulped down the piece of fruit I was working on saving the others for later, in case of a Tobi emergency. I nodded to Ookami and walked to Leader's office.

"Come in, Abi." I opened up his door and stepped in to see Konan, Itachi, and Leader.

"You called?" I asked.

"Yes. I am here to give you your mission. You and Konan will be acting as....he....ladies and will be escorted by myself and Itachi as your 'bodyguards' to a certain castle to steal a scroll that I need." Leader informed us.

Konan and I just stared at Leader. Was his mind working? Me and Konan...S-ranked Criminals...ACTING LIKE LADIES....and acting like important ones at that. Yep, he was off his rocker.

I stared at Konan and she stared at me. We were both freaked out by the mission.

"I expect proper manners and clothing from the two of you. If not you may cost us our mission. Now you are dismissed. Go find yourselves some kimonos or something, look lady like, and report back at my office tomorrow at noon.

I turned to Konan and smiled. I looked at Leader and smiled and he flinched. I saw Konan giggle. My eyes must of changed color yet again.

I turned to the door followed by Konan. Before I walked out I heard Leader call after me, "Abi, that was NOT lady-like."

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Once Konan and I were ready to leave on our shopping trip we set off. The nearest village was not far off. We had no clue what to buy, but it had to be very 'fancy'. We were going to have to use alot of the money the akatsuki stole awhile ago. Kakazu was not happy.

FLASHBACK-

"Shopping trip!" Kakazu screamed.

"Yep." I smiled.

"Are you trying to use all of our money." Kakazu questioned angrily.

"I don't know. Me and Konan have to be lady-like material." I giggled.

"Wear rags for all I care, you two becoming lady-like will never happen." Kakazu snapped.

By that time I had punched Kakazu under several feet of solid rock. Goodtimes.

END FLASHBACK

After several conversations about what we were going to buy and lots of thinking, Konan and I arrived at the village. We strolled in and went straight to a clothing store. I felt wierd being around so many clothes.

"That is a lot of clothes." Konan stated.

"Yes, much to our disadvantage." I whined. A short little lady in a beautiful brown and green kimono skipped up to us.

"Do you ladies need an help?" She asked analyzing our tattered and not so appealing clothing.

"Yes please," Konan and I said.

"Well then, I know the perfect clothing for you!" She smiled. We followed the little lady to some kimonos and she soon got to work. She began fumbling through different kimonos. When she was done she handed me some clothes. "Try these on dear." I nodded and headed to the nearest room.

When I came out she smiled in approval. My under layer kimono was a a night black. My top layer kimono was a blazing ice blue with a snowflake pattern in the corner of the cloth. My sash matched my snowflakes color and was tied beautifully behind my back.

"Abi, you look wonderful!" Konan grinned.

"Now for you missy!" The lady said in excitement. She analyzed Konan and looked at the different kimonos. Just like me she handed the kimonos to Konan and Konan went to try them on. When Konan emerged the lady also smiled in approval.

Konan wore a white under layer kimono. Her top layer kimono was a light purple with little dark purple flowers in the corner of the cloth.

"Looking nice Kona-" I began to say before I was rudely smacked on the head by the lady.

"Ladies do not talk like that dear!" I stared at the lady. Konan began to giggle.

"Thank you for the clothes, mam." I forced a smile. Konan and I changed back into our previous clothes and payed for our new ones.

"Your welcome ladies. I recomend though you buy some jewelery. Here. I got the perfect thing!" The lady searched through this cabinet and handed us some objects. To me she gave silver pawprint earrings and to Konan she gave beautiful purple flower like earrings that almost seemed paper like. Me and Konan looked at her in gratitude with a hint of shock. Again we thanked the lady and we were off.

"That was wierd. It was like she almost knew who we were. Like she knew I was a little canine." I wondered.

"Yes, it was a little wierd..." Konan trailed off. We were on our way back to the base. We had to get ready and prepare us to began acting like a lady...not a S-ranked criminal.

It was going to be almost impossible...

Me: Thanks for reading chapter seven.

And again I am soooo sorry I wasn't able to update earlier.

Konan: We are going to be ladies...

Abi: It is going to be a funny experience.

Me: I agree with you there!

HAHA!

Tobi: Healthy...scary...TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Abi: What did you do to him?

Me: Granola Bar...

Abi: Oh. I don't need to know anything else.

Me: Thanks for reading and please review!