Bloopers

(Scene: After Mario calls Wario and Waluigi, Luigi looks for his Game Boy, but he can't find it.)
Luigi: Hey. Has anyone seen my Game boy?
Mario: (playing with the GB) Dude, Wario Land 2 is actually pretty good! Hee hee hee!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: On the ship, Waluigi gives a present to Luigi. Luigi unwraps it and saw he got Pokémon Gold.)
Luigi: Uh...(thinks for awhile) Hey jerk! You got me the wrong version! (smacks Waluigi with his back pack)
Waluigi: OW! Chicky! Luigi screwed up the scene!
N64 Chick: Wrong...wrong...WRONG! (smacks Waluigi with her clipboard)
Waluigi: Ouch! Okay! Fine! Cut!
(Scene: A few minutes after the previous. Luigi was looking out the cabin window. Mario pulled on Luigi's overalls straps as far as he could, then he let go. Snap! Crash!)
Waluigi: What the? Where'd Luigi go?
Mario: (points to the, now broken, window) Oops! There goes the window!
Luigi: Dude! Man overboard!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: On the ship, Wario was chasing the little red dot made by Waluigi's laser pointer. After awhile, Wario stops and pulls out his script.)
Wario: Wait a minute. According to this, I chase the laser pointer spot until it leads me to a wall which I idiotically run into. I pass out and Mario uses CPR on me.
N64 Chick: Yeah. So?
Wario: Well, I'm not doing this.
N64 Chick: You WILL or I'll SMACK you! (whips out clipboard)
Wario: Gah! (runs away)
N64 Chick: Eh...anyway, CUT!
(Scene: After arriving at the island, Pinky and Purpley run into Mario and Luigi. Purpley notices Wario and Waluigi.)
Purpley: There's the really fat yellow one and...erm...I don't remember seeing you before. Are you a new character or something?
Waluigi: What! I was the villain in LAS, you- (get hit by a clipboard) Ow!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: The yoshi were supposed to line up in rainbow order, but Pinky, Oshi, Redy and Orangey begin to argue.)
Redy: Pinky! What are you doing! The order is you, then me, then Oshi, then Orangey!
Oshi: No it's not! It's Pinky, Redy, me, then Orangey!
Pinky: You're both wrong! It goes me, then Redy, then Oshi, then Orangey!
Orangey: All of you are wrong! It's Pinky, my brother, Oshi, then me!
the other yoshis: (sweatdrop)
N64 Chick: Cut! CUT! Let's look at the script, shall we?
(Scene: After Luigi gets a mouthful of sand, Waluigi makes a simple suggestion.)
Waluigi: You ought to wash your filthy mouth out.
Luigi: Okay! (whips out a toothbrush and some toothpaste and gets to work)
Waluigi: Uh...you wasn't supposed to REALLY do it.
Luigi: (spits) I wasn't? Ah crap. I screwed up the scene, didn't I?
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: During a game of Tag, Wario tries to get Waluigi. He dives through his bro's legs, as planned, but then he smacks his head on a tree and gets KO'ed.)
N64 Chick: Ooooookay...I wasn't expecting that. Mario, do you think you could revive him?
Mario: Sure! (does CPR on Wario)
(Scene: Same one. Take 3. Wario is about to dive at Waluigi, but he trips on a rock and falls on his face.)
Wario: Ack!
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Same scene. Take 6. Wario goes to dive at Waluigi, but he aims way off and actually hits Waluigi between the legs!)
Waluigi: Aaaaahhhhh! (covers his "male parts") Does anyone have some ice I can use?
Mario: Sure! (hits Waluigi's "male parts" with a Freeze Blaster)
N64 Chick: Cut! We can't work on this scene again until Waluigi gets out of the iceblock that Mario put him in!
Luigi: No prob! (hits Waluigi with a Hyper Burn)
Wario: Crap! Sorry Waluigi...
(Scene: Vicky and Nicky are trying to buy a yoshi from Luigi. Luigi, of course, declines. Wario seems to have a different idea...)
Wario: I'd be happy to sell a yoshi! Money money money!
Luigi & the zookeepers: ...
N64 Chick: Cut! (smacks Wario with clipboard)
(Scene: After seeing the zookeepers for the first time, Luigi and the herd hike back to Blacky's cave.)
Mario: Any friend of Luigi's is a friend of mine. If they do as much as touch a yoshi, I'll give them the worse beating a zookeeper ever took (punches the air randomly to show his power, but accidentally socks Blacky in the jaw)
Blacky: Hey! (does a Hip Drop on Mario)
Mario: Ouch! Sorry!
N64 Chick: I'm beginning to think that "Project LAS2" was a bad idea... CUT!
(After getting hit by a sleep dart, Mario is talking in his sleep.)
Mario: ...snore...BEEP! you...snore...Waluigi...
Luigi & Wario: (snicker)
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Take 5.)
Mario: ...snore...Hey Peach...snore...kiss my BEEP!...
Luigi: Dude! He keeps swearing!
Wario: (laughs like a fool)
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Take 9...)
Mario: Go to BEEP! Toad...snore...
Luigi & Wario: (laugh so hard they can barely breathe)
N64 Chick: Cuuuut...I'll just fix it in the editing...
(Scene: During the first feeding frenzy.)
Wario: Chomp...chomp...chew. Burp! Chew...gnaw...chomp...
Waluigi: Don't eat so fast or else you'll-
Wario: (chokes on a grape and passes out)
N64 Chick: Crap! Cut! Mario, help him out, will ya?
Mario: Oh fine. (does the Heimlich Maneuver on Wario) Thought I was gonna use CPR first, huh? HA!
N64 Chick: ...
(Scene: After obtaining the heart fruit, Luigi fell from the tree and got his head stuck in the ground. Mario and a few yoshi came to aid him.)
Luigi: Mmm hmmph mmpf hmm!
Mario: Did you just call me a monkey!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: After the zookeepers catch Purpley and Oshi, Luigi tries to ward off the villains.)
Luigi: I, Luigi Mario, am not letting you have the yoshis!
Nicky: Luigi Mario! Ha ha ha!
Vicky: What kind of stupid name is that!
Luigi: Welllll...according to something I read recently, Luigi means "famous warrior" and Mario means "war-like person".
Nicky: Hey! Groovy!
Vicky: That's actually pretty cool!
N64 Chick: I agree, but this isn't part of the story so...CUT!
(Scene: Chapter 8. Vicky, Nicky and Birdo did the entire chapter perfectly, but...)
N64 Chick: Okay. That was great. Waluigi, did you get all that?
Waluigi: I...uh...how do I put this gently? I forgot to take the lens cap off!
N64 Chick: WHAT?1 (smacks Waluigi with clipboard) Even as a cameraman, you suck!
Birdo: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my dressing room...
(Scene: Birdo revealed to Luigi that the zookeepers followed him to Yoshi's Island.)
Luigi: Those...those BEEP! followed us!
N64 Chick: Cut! Luigi! You wasn't supposed to actually say the swear word!
Luigi: I wasn't? (looks at the script) Shoot! I thought that was a typo! Sorry!
(Nicky brings Birdo's egg onto the ship and drops it. There was a massive explosion and both zookeepers are sent flying and they turn into a star.)
Luigi: Uh...can we keep that. It'd make the story a lot shorter.
N64 Chick: No! Cut!
(Mario gave Yellowy a Nutty Cake. Wario was supposed to give him some Flammin' Hot Cheetos, but...he was nowhere to be seen!)
N64 Chick: Cut! WHERE is WARIO!
Wario: (sits in a chair next to N64 Chick and starts eating a Fire Pop) Yo Chicky. What up? And Mario, I can't believe you lose 1 HP when you eat these. Fire Pops are awesome!
Mario & N64 Chick: Grrr... (team up and start beating up Wario)
Wario: Ow! Watch it! (sticks his wet lollipop in N64 Chick's ponytail) Ha! Take that!
N64 Chick: Gaaaahhhh! (kicks Wario clear out of the studio)
Luigi: Game!
(Scene: The zookeepers are dressed up as Team Rocket. For some reason, everyone is laughing at Nicky.)
Nicky: What? What's so funny?
Luigi: (points to Nicky's back, then kicks him in the butt)
Nicky: Hey man. What gives? (rips a "Kick Me" sign off his back) Oh. Vicky!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Same scene. Take 5. Nicky was saying one his lines when Vicky plopped a huge cowboy hat on Nicky's head.)
Nicky: What? What now? (notices the cowboy hat and throws it off) That's NOT funny!
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Same scene again. Nicky was saying the same line again, but everyone is laughing even harder this time.)
Nicky: Grrr... Now what!
Vicky: Here. Look at this. (gives Nicky a mirror) Heh heh...
Nicky: (looks in the mirror and saw that someone drew on his face with a black marker) Gaaaaaaah! How did that happen! (takes a Pikachu out of a nearby bush and smacks Vicky with it)
Pikachu: Piiiii!
N64 Chick: Cuuuuut...(hide face with clipboard0 This...is gonna take...forever!
(Scene: Luigi and the herd met Sushie. Wario was about to jump on her but, as planned, she stopped him.)
Sushie: Hey! What'd you think you're doin'? Ya almost crushed me! Yo, you in da green hat. Aren't ya Luigi, Mario's brother?
Waluigi: Wait a sec! In the first chapter, the author said I can't use an accent. Now we have some stupid fish using an accent. And a bad accent at that. What's up with that! (get hit by a clipboard) Ow! Okay! I'll Shut up now! Cut!
(Scene: Luigi and friends were talking to "Stone Mario".)
Waluigi: If you can't move, how can you talk?
Mario: Simple, Moron. The rock that you see before you isn't really me. I'm offstage and I'm talking on a microphone.
Waluigi: I...already knew that.
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: Luigi Gets Really Ticked. Nuff said.)
Luigi: It's-It's just...the zookeepers are...trying to-to catch you...an-and what- Hold it. I can't get the tone right. I can't cry on demand very easily either. And someone turn on someone turn on some sad music? I think that'd help.
N64 Chick: Cut! Okay, someone turn on the sadness music from SMRPG! Pronto!
(Same scene. Take 2. The sad music is playing this time.)
Luigi: It's-It's just...the zookeepers are...trying to-to catch you...an-and what Ma-Mario sa-said...it's just...it's just...it's just...it's just...I...uh...
Blacky: It's just what?
Luigi: It's just...I suddenly forgot my line! And I still can't shed tears. I'll be in my trailer... (leaves the set)
N64 Chick: Crap! Cut!
(Yellowy, Yosheta and Oshi try to make Luigi more comfortable so he can take a nap. Yellowy lets Luigi use him as a pillow. Oshi snuggled up to Luigi's right side. Yosheta gets under the blanket, snuggled up to his left side and put her head on his chest.)
Luigi: Hey Yellowy. You don't make a very comfy pillow.
Yellowy: Your head is heavy!
Luigi: So is Yosheta's! What the heck are you doing anyway, Yosheta? Listening to my heartbeat?
Yosheta: That's what the script tells me to do. (shows him the script)
Luigi: (looks at it) Okies. My mistake.
Yosheta: Did I mention that this blanket is horribly itchy?
Oshi: I'm tired...
N64 Chick: Tired of sitting through all these bloopers? I agree with you, Oshi. Cut!
(Scene: The zookeepers attack and kidnap Redy. Vicky creates a smoke cloud, but when it clears, the zookeepers and Sushie are gone.)
Luigi & Redy: ...
Nicky: (offstage) Oops! Sorry!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: Purpley is telling everyone about Browny.)
Purpley: Browny was...sniff...my mate. Oshi's dad. But he went to the great big island in the sky.
Waluigi: Island in the sky? What is that supposed to mean?
Purpley: (starts crying) It means he's dead, you jerk! (smacks Waluigi) This is a very touchy subject here! (tailwhips Waluigi) Why do you have to be such a dolt, purple Luigi! (runs away, crying)
N64 Chick: CUT! Smacks Waluigi with clipboard)
(Everyone is eating toasted marshmallows. Luigi gets some of the sticky stuff on his mustache.)
Luigi: Dang it! (tugs on it) I hate it when this happens! (yanks the marshmallow off) Ah! Ow! I ripped some of the hairs out! Owies!
everyone: (sweatdrop)
Luigi: Ah man! This hurts! Cut! CUT! (puts his hand over the camera lens so you cant see anything)
(Scene: Before telling everyone about the Jewel Tribe, Blacky asks Mario for mysterious music. Mario turns on the CD player and...)
CD player: I'm a Barbie girrrrrl in a Barbie worrrrrld! I'm made of plastic! It's fantastic!
Luigi: (laughs so hard he almost fell into the river) That's not SM64! It's that STUPID song from Aqua!
Mario: (face turns as red as his hat. Opens the CD player to check the CD. It wasn't SM64, but it had Wario's name written on it) War-i-ooooooooo! (takes N64 Chick's clipboard and chase Wario)
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: Waluigi gets into an argument with the author.)
Waluigi: You're not forgetful, Luigi. The author is!
(Take that back, Waluigi!)
Waluigi: And just what are YOU going to do about it? (floats into the air) What the heck? Uh oh... (starts doing some insane aerial flips and spins) Hey! HEY! What's going on here!
N64 Chick: (is sitting above the set pulling on lots of string attached to Waluigi) Shoot! The strings are tangled! Cut! Someone stop the camera!
(Scene: A little bit after the previous. While Luigi and Silverstone were talking, Waluigi suddenly floats toward the ceiling!)
Waluigi: (high-pitched voice) Look at me! I'm a flying freak of nature!
Silverstone: (sweatdrop)
Luigi: Hey! Turd Burgler! Just because I suck the helium out of the balloons in Mario Party, doesn't mean you should do it!
N64 Chick: Cut! Someone get me a slingshot and some pointy objects!
(Scene: Chapter 20. During the late-night bonfire chat, Sushie is accidentally knocked into the fire. Although she's screaming for help, no one notices...for awhile.)
Luigi: I think we should go back to the beach...sniff sniff... Do you smell something?
Blacky: Sniff sniff...that smells good!
Mario: It...sniff sniff...kinda smells like...sniff sniff...fried fish.
Silverstone: (points to Sushie in the campfire) Holy crap! (kicks Sushie out of the fire, then quickly throws her out of the studio) Well, that take care of that problem.
N64 Chick: Cut! I sure hope the studio next door enjoy flaming fish...
(Scene: Luigi is choosing 5 allies to go with him to the beach. Wario suggests Waluigi.)
Wario: take Waluigi with you. I'm sure he's good at SOMETHING!
Luigi: Sure. He can come. Things would be to quiet with out him.
Waluigi: But I don't wanna go!
Wario: Don't you want the honor of helping the Superstar of the Universe?
Waluigi: What? Wait. Luigi, if you're the Superstar of the Universe, Where did you put the Millennium Star?
Luigi: Um...(itches the back of his head) Crap! I don't remember!
(Meanwhile, in Luigi's secret basement in his house...)
M. Star: Hello? Luigi? Are you there? Did you forget about me again? Shoot! I'm stuck in here!
(Scene: Waluigi uses Dark Stare, but his eyes didn't glow.)
N64 Chick: It didn't work! Cut!
(Same scene. Take 2. Waluigi's eyes glow this time...then Parakarry turned into a mushroom!)
N64 Chick: What the! Cut!
(Take 8. Waluigi does Dark Stare and his eyes glow...suddenly Mario, who was offstage, catches on fire!)
Mario: (runs around in circles) Aye cha cha cha! (jumps into the lake) Ahhhh...
N64 Chick: Drat! CUT!
(Take 14. Waluigi does Dark Stare and Meowth fell asleep.)
N64 Chick: Cuuuut...I'll just have to reedit this. (turns around in the director's chair to look at a girl dressed in green and blue) You wanna get a pizza, Mel?
Mel: Sure. But first I wanna...CHASE LUIGI! Come here, Luigi! (chases the plumber hero all over the studio)
Silverstone: (sweatdrop)
(Scene: Silverstone broke the lock on Redy and Whitey's cage.)
Redy: Thank you, pretty silver yoshi!
Whitey: Yooshi, Yoshi!
(The translation says "Waluigi Rules!")
N64 Chick: Deja Vu dawns upon us once again. Cut! (smacks Waluigi with clipboard)
Waluigi: Hey! I can't help it if Dark Stare screwed up the translator!
(Scene: Luigi does one last Hyper Burn before collapsing from heat exhaustion. He shoots the attack and it hits Vicky. Nicky gives him a dirty look.)
Luigi: What? The script told me to shoot it in some random direction. Vicky just so happened to be in the way!
N64 Chick: Cut!
(Scene: Mario gives Arbok a shot of Freeze Blaster. He was supposed to hit Arbok's head, but he missed and got Luigi instead!)
Mario: Oh crap! Luigi's gonna hate me for this!
Waluigi: (whips out a book and opens it) "Freeze Blaster...a highly accurate, ice breath attack used by Mario. It makes Blizzard look like Powder Snow." Highly accurate my butt!
N64 Chick: Gah! Cut!
(Scene: Mario distracts Vicky with a dance of joy. He pulls down his pants and shakes his butt at her.)
Vicky: (stares at Mario's bare butt) Oh God! My eyes! Must I work with this freak!
N64 Chick: Yes! Cut! Mario! Put your overalls back on! And don't forget the underwear, you sick thing!
(Scene: Vicky tries to attack Luigi even though he's invincible. She goes to kick him in the chest, but she aims a little low and...)
Luigi: (his eyes get huge) Aaaaaoooooowwwww! (falls to the ground and covers his you-know-what)
Vicky: (grins) Hey! I found a weak spot!
all the male characters: (boo and hiss at Vicky)
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Scene: Luigi and Birdo wash up onto the shore, hugging each other. Suddenly, Mel runs onto the set and kicks Birdo away from Luigi.)
Mel: Hey you! Get away from him! He's mine!
Birdo: Fine! I didn't want him anyway!
Luigi: Aieee! She's after meeeee! (runs away with Mel hot on his heels)
N64 Chick: Cuuuuut... And everyone wonders why this chapter is taking forever to do!
(Scene: After Luigi tells the yoshis that they can visit his house, all of them run over Wario. Wario lays on the ground and twitches, then passes out.)
N64 Chick: Not again... Cut! Mario, go and-
Mario: I already know. (does CPR on Wario)
Waluigi: Wario passes out too much. Notice?
(Scene: Luigi is standing on the very tip of the bow of Wario's ship.)
Luigi: Gee, it sure is slippery up here. (the ship hits something and Luigi fell and lands on the tilting island that was used in chapter 6 of LAS.) Ow! I'm okay, folks!
N64 Chick: Cut! Get that island outta here!
(Scene: On the ship, Purpley kisses Luigi twice, but then she kisses him a few more times before letting him go)
Luigi: (runs around at about 16 times faster than normal) Wheeeeeee! I'm hyyyyyyperrrrrrrr!
N64 Chick: CUT! We can't work on this scene again until Luigi calms down! Uh...how long will that be?
Mario: Let's see...(whips out a calculator) One kiss makes Luigi go batty for about five minutes, two kisses last for ten minutes...
N64 Chick: Well? How long?
Mario: I'd say about...half an hour.
N64 Chick: Crud! Well, I'll be at the vending machines if anyone wants me. (walks away)
Mel: (watches Luigi run around in mindless circles) It is humanly possible for someone to run that fast?
(Scene: Luigi just finished listening to all of Daisy's messages on the answer machine.)
Mario: Heh. Looks like the news is spre-
answer machine: Message 5. (Kirby's voice) Hiiiiiiii! Oops! Wrong number! Sorry!
Luigi: ...I choose to ignore that...
answer machine: Message 6 (Peach's voice) Whoooooo hooooo! I'm in Pine Rest again! For the fourteenth time! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Mario: That girl needs therapy...badly.
N64 Chick: Cut! Erase those last two messages!
(Scene: Mario goes into the new warp pipe to show the yoshis that it worked, but...he never came back!
N64 Chick: Cut! where'd Mario go? (looks down the warp pipe) I ain't going down that!
(Meanwhile at Crystal Island...)
Mario: (looks at a map) Uh...maybe I should've made a left at Chai...or was it right at Mount Lavalava? Wait. Maybe it was straight through Bianco Hills or...
Thanks again to Silver Yoshi for letting me use Silverstone in this fic.