This is a combined-author collaboration between abilityPOINT, Mizu1411 and skillPOINT

abilityPOINT: we all hate Leverrier, don't we? (evil grin)

Disclaimer: We do not own. We only own Kanda's Rubber Duckie, and we do not think he would let us take it home with us.

Chapter 1: Rubber Duckie

Allen wandered down the corridor in search of the bathroom.

He had just finished his training and was in desperate need for a bath.

At last he found the door to the bathroom after asking his way around (and getting lost a couple of times), but there was a notice on it.

'Nobody is to use the bathroom from 5pm to 6pm every day.

Anybody who breaks this curfew will be punished severely.

Approved and passed by Inspector Leverrier.'

Allen let out a frustrated sigh as the thought of his bath along with his Kanda rubber Ducky was obviously not going to happen soon.

He sighed before a thought occurred to him, 'What would Leverrier need the bath for?'

He couldn't imagine the sight of Leverrier taking a bath, so what would he be using the bath for?

His curiosity got the better of him as he looked over his shoulder, though there was a saying "Curiosity killed the cat".

In this case, it would be that curiosity killed the beansprout.

However there wasn't anyone around to see him in particular and so Allen took a risk.

Slowly pushing open the door, an ear-splitting screech met his ears.

Allen blinked and held his breath, wondering if he had been spotted so soon.

He froze in his tracks for a moment.

"I love you, you love me,"

Allen gawked at the sight of the Inspector taking a bath.

"…we are one big family."

Allen tried to block out the noise of the Inspector's singing from his ears, but to no avail.

"...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,"

Just then he heard a familiar quack.

Allen's face darkened as he took a step forward to see the Inspector squeezing his beloved, adorable Kanda rubber duckie.

He clenched his fist as his face began flushing with anger. There was no way he was going to let the Inspector off from this.

Allen began fantasizing on all sorts of sadistic things he could do to Leverrier, with him being so vulnerable in the bath.

He rubbed his hands with glee, and his expression was reminiscent of Black Allen.

"…won't you say you love me-"

The singing came to an abrupt stop as a fuming Allen snatched away the Kanda rubber duckie and hugged it close to his chest.

The Inspector gaped at the sight of Allen before putting on his famous Leverrier-frown.

However that did not have an effect on the protective Allen who glared even more fiercely at the Inspector.

"Don't. you. DARE. Take. MY. Kanda. Rubber Duckie." Allen could barely contain his anger as his face flushed an even deeper red.

Leverrier knew his limits too, "Now there Allen Walker…I uh…am sure you won't tell anyone about this and…"

Leverrier stopped as he looked at his wristwatch. "Oh! It's time for dinner!"

He changed into his clothes, unaware that his beloved underwear, which he fondly called "My Pink Heartie Unterwäsche" had been stolen by the Exorcist who had taken Kanda's duck.

Back at the canteen, Kanda and Lavi were settling down for their dinner when Allen came in, out of breath and clutching a yellow something.

"Moyashi! Didn't I tell you to keep that in the bathroom?" Kanda muttered as he flushed a deep red.

"Oh, Kanda, Inspector Leverrier was singing to it."

Kanda cursed.

"But guess what I took?" Allen smirked.

Kanda couldn't suppress a grin as Allen revealed what he had stolen.

abilityPOINT: The idea of a rubber duckie came from an omake in book 4 , and LAVILENALEE ! XD

skillPOINT: Yullen is better. (:

Mizu1411: The rubber ducky is the best ;D

MiRuKa: Leverrier sucks, so please review.