Author's Note: This was done out of sheer stupidity and boredom. Don't ask me why. I just felt like typing... Flames will be used to make smores. ^^
You'll soon see that I don't know anything.
I don't own anything. (I told ya!)
The Oddest 15 Minutes That You'll Ever Read About
Harry, Ron and Hermione twirled their potions as Snape watched delightfully as Harry put in the wrong ingrediant.
"Harry Potter!"
Harry turned around abruptly. "Pot her? Pot who?"
"Your last name you fool."
"Oh yea...."
Just then, Harry's cauldron began to bubble.
BANG!
After the green smoke cleared, Harry was on the floor with burns all over him.
"Harry!" Hermione shreaked.
She ran over to him and knelt down beside him.
"Out of the way Granger!" Snape bellowed pushing her off to the side.
Snape examined him. "He needs some healing potion."
"Healing potion?" she asked concered, "What is is?"
"It's a potion that heals but that's not important right now." He explained. "He might have to go to the Hospital Wing."
"The Hospital Wing? Why won't you tell me what it is!?" She whined.
"It's a place where they take care of sick people. And I would have told you if you asked!" He sighed.
"And your supposed to be the smart one! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get this boy some treatment!"
With that, he levitated Harry and left the dungeons with Harry flying in tow.
Ron noticed Harry's glasses on the floor. He and Hermione looked at each other at the same time, nodded and chased after Snape.
"Wait! Professor Snape! Harry dropped his glasses!" Ron yelled down the hallway.
"Yea! He'll really need them to get treated," Snape yelled back sarcasticly.
Snape then turned the corner with Ron and Hermione about 40 feet behind him.
"Really?" Ron asked, bewildered. "What's wrong with the glasses? They surely don't look sick to me."
Suddenly, the doors infront of Ron and Hermione swung open and out came Fluffy!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" They screamed simontaniously.
"Jinx!" Ron screamed. "Haha! You can't say anything!"
Fluffy came running at them.
"Run!" Ron yelled. "What're we gonna do?!"
"HMPH!!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Well!?!"
At this point they were both running down the hall away from Fluffy.
"Oh yea! I forgot to say your name," Ron said hitting himself on the forehead. "Hermione Granger!"
"Idiot!"
"Your loosing it Hermione, my name is Ron, remember?" He yelled as they ran down the hallways.
"Argh!"
They ran for several minutes until they locked Fluffy in an empy (or so they thought) room.
Then, they rushed to the hospital wing, only to find Harry, Snape, Dumbledore and Flitwick playing poker.
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They never did find out:
1) The ingrediants in the potion that blasted Harry.
2) What Harry did wrong.
3) (Hermione never found out) what hospitals and healing potions were.
4) How Fluffy got into the building.
5) (Ron never found out) what was wrong with Harry's glasses.
6) (Hermione never found out) Ron's name.
7) Who was locked in the room that Fluffy was locked in. I'll give you a hint though, one of the people owned a toad named Trevor, the other was an animagus that could turn into a cat.... Don't ask me what they were doing in there though...
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REMINDER: Flames will be used to make smores.... those things are good....
You'll soon see that I don't know anything.
I don't own anything. (I told ya!)
The Oddest 15 Minutes That You'll Ever Read About
Harry, Ron and Hermione twirled their potions as Snape watched delightfully as Harry put in the wrong ingrediant.
"Harry Potter!"
Harry turned around abruptly. "Pot her? Pot who?"
"Your last name you fool."
"Oh yea...."
Just then, Harry's cauldron began to bubble.
BANG!
After the green smoke cleared, Harry was on the floor with burns all over him.
"Harry!" Hermione shreaked.
She ran over to him and knelt down beside him.
"Out of the way Granger!" Snape bellowed pushing her off to the side.
Snape examined him. "He needs some healing potion."
"Healing potion?" she asked concered, "What is is?"
"It's a potion that heals but that's not important right now." He explained. "He might have to go to the Hospital Wing."
"The Hospital Wing? Why won't you tell me what it is!?" She whined.
"It's a place where they take care of sick people. And I would have told you if you asked!" He sighed.
"And your supposed to be the smart one! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get this boy some treatment!"
With that, he levitated Harry and left the dungeons with Harry flying in tow.
Ron noticed Harry's glasses on the floor. He and Hermione looked at each other at the same time, nodded and chased after Snape.
"Wait! Professor Snape! Harry dropped his glasses!" Ron yelled down the hallway.
"Yea! He'll really need them to get treated," Snape yelled back sarcasticly.
Snape then turned the corner with Ron and Hermione about 40 feet behind him.
"Really?" Ron asked, bewildered. "What's wrong with the glasses? They surely don't look sick to me."
Suddenly, the doors infront of Ron and Hermione swung open and out came Fluffy!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" They screamed simontaniously.
"Jinx!" Ron screamed. "Haha! You can't say anything!"
Fluffy came running at them.
"Run!" Ron yelled. "What're we gonna do?!"
"HMPH!!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Well!?!"
At this point they were both running down the hall away from Fluffy.
"Oh yea! I forgot to say your name," Ron said hitting himself on the forehead. "Hermione Granger!"
"Idiot!"
"Your loosing it Hermione, my name is Ron, remember?" He yelled as they ran down the hallways.
"Argh!"
They ran for several minutes until they locked Fluffy in an empy (or so they thought) room.
Then, they rushed to the hospital wing, only to find Harry, Snape, Dumbledore and Flitwick playing poker.
~~
They never did find out:
1) The ingrediants in the potion that blasted Harry.
2) What Harry did wrong.
3) (Hermione never found out) what hospitals and healing potions were.
4) How Fluffy got into the building.
5) (Ron never found out) what was wrong with Harry's glasses.
6) (Hermione never found out) Ron's name.
7) Who was locked in the room that Fluffy was locked in. I'll give you a hint though, one of the people owned a toad named Trevor, the other was an animagus that could turn into a cat.... Don't ask me what they were doing in there though...
~~
REMINDER: Flames will be used to make smores.... those things are good....